Clark
clrkaitken.bsky.social
Clark
@clrkaitken.bsky.social
I just wanna shit talk the Leafs in peace.
They don’t teach phonics currently in Ontario schools and it’s a fucking nightmare
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just one more grit bro. Just one more grit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Gimme pretty much any movie Tom Cruise has ever made, but Star Wars.

Top Gun, but Star Wars.
Cocktail, but Star Wars.
The Color of Money, but Star Wars.
Mission Impossible, but Star Wars.
Days of Thunder, but Star Wars to put some respect on podracing.
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Royal Road has been renamed the Proximity Mine
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dying laughing at the worst attempt at a triangle choke I’ve ever seen, and the women screaming about the schools.
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The best thing about the Reaves deal was that when it went to shit like everyone figured it would, they didn’t go burn more assets to get a different Reaves.
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Vladdy Poulin
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Oh buddy
October 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Even with the type advantage…
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
LinkedIn started out as a place to let a broader audience know about your professional skills and now apparently it’s where you let the world know you’re unemployable because you’re such a moron.
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Boobs
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
He hit that ball like it killed his dog
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Trick question. Sugar Boo was named in the NBA/mob gambling investigation
October 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Thanks for finally waking the fuck up, Carney.
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
So, how does this create less government bureaucracy again?
October 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM