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Clocktowergirl
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I’ve got 2 teenagers and a dog. The dog is my favorite. Liberal AF.
Pinned
Nobody:

Me: *takes a looooooong drag on a cigarette*
You know, back in MY day, you needed an invitation to get on Bluesky

Nobody:

Me: *coughs uncontrollably*
I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say that I don’t think the FBI would source over 1000 of it’s agents to redact an informant’s name from any FBI Files, Epstein or otherwise.
September 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The first person who tries to use the phrase “black fatigue” with me irl is getting throat punched.
May 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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i’m not high maintenance i’m just high
April 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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This is where we are headed.
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Concentration camps are illegal in America… and that’s exactly why he wants to build them in El Salvador.
April 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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If court orders are being ignored, we’re having that constitutional crisis that everyone’s been worried about.

We’re there, folks.
March 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Dear Governor Kathy Hochul:

It's time.

You have the power to remove Eric Adams from office as NYC mayor.

Take a stand -- and stand up for cleaning up corruption in New York.

REMOVE ADAMS NOW.

Sincerely,
A New Yorker
February 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’ve been with #T-Mobile since 1997, through their Voicestream & Omnipoint days. I have 4 lines on a super affordable plan grandfathered in from years ago. I’ve considered leaving them a few times over the years, but this Starlink partnership will be the thing that pushes me over the edge.
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Wash clothes: 45 minutes.

Dry clothes: 60 minutes.

Fold and put away clothes: 5 to 10 business days.
February 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.
February 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Petition to rename “Mar-a-lago” to “Douche-a-gogo”… Google maps, get on it.
February 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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For those that haven't heard, here are the movements gaining traction. Check em out. Let's get organized and get to work and make some #Goodtrouble

@shutdown315.bsky.social
@generalstrikeus.bsky.social
February 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Deleting any and all #Google apps.
February 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Also if you’re questioning how long I can maintain my level of petty, CitiField was completed in 2009 and I’m still rocking my “I’m still calling it Shea Stadium” shirt, circa 2025.
February 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m calling it The Gulf of Little Dick Energy, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.

#itsstillthegulfofmexico
February 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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FACT: USAID funded projects in 120 countries - fighting epidemics, educating children, providing clean water, supporting life saving work.

Now nurses laid off, clinics closed in 25 countries where 2/3 of all child deaths occur.

All because of Trump’s inflated ego.
February 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Arrest imprison and freeze his assets now.
February 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Can’t believe I have to do this all over again.
February 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Can you imagine Joe Biden sending Tom from MySpace into Treasury to dismantle it?

I cannot stop laughing.
February 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@johnfetterman.com you’re a piece of garbage that has every single Pennsylvanian who voted for you regretting their choice.

#FettermanIsASellout
#StopTheCoup
February 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In all seriousness, are any of you dumb fucks really still on board with this shit??

#StopTheCoup
February 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM