Briar
@clocksallzeros.bsky.social
30ish. They/it. 🏳️⚧️ Some kind of weird cheetah guy
💜 @hauntself.bsky.social
💜 @hauntself.bsky.social
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I probably posted this before. But remember. The bugs on the floor are free
You can just eat them.
You can just eat them.
February 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I probably posted this before. But remember. The bugs on the floor are free
You can just eat them.
You can just eat them.
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tj with the legoutfit
March 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
tj with the legoutfit
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Happy Thanksgiving!! Wishing you lots of crunchy leaves to step on. 🍁🍂
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!! Wishing you lots of crunchy leaves to step on. 🍁🍂
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remember to keep moisturizing, drinking water, eating healthy and organic foods, marinating yourself regularly, applying savory spices, and basting occasionally with pan drippings
March 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
remember to keep moisturizing, drinking water, eating healthy and organic foods, marinating yourself regularly, applying savory spices, and basting occasionally with pan drippings
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My love for the tulip tree continues to grow. Also. Tannins are super cool.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My love for the tulip tree continues to grow. Also. Tannins are super cool.
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somehow our dog spontaneously learned Deep Pressure Therapy and now if I get scared there's a solid 25% chance she Detects it from across the house and comes to squish me
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
somehow our dog spontaneously learned Deep Pressure Therapy and now if I get scared there's a solid 25% chance she Detects it from across the house and comes to squish me
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November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
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please check out my new isopod stickers :)
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
please check out my new isopod stickers :)
Some kinda nonsense happening in here
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Some kinda nonsense happening in here
Today's ducks! The teenage one followed me around a bit.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Today's ducks! The teenage one followed me around a bit.
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Thank you Brazil !!! 💚💛💙
Used the colors of the flag + orange
Used the colors of the flag + orange
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Thank you Brazil !!! 💚💛💙
Used the colors of the flag + orange
Used the colors of the flag + orange
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it's cool that the GBA's poor lighting led to an aesthetic centered around the upper third of the brightness dial
Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, Game Boy Advance)
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
it's cool that the GBA's poor lighting led to an aesthetic centered around the upper third of the brightness dial
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Dog with da socks 🧦
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dog with da socks 🧦
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trans rights are human rights 💾🏳️⚧️✊ #floppydiskart #transgender
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
trans rights are human rights 💾🏳️⚧️✊ #floppydiskart #transgender