Clinton Creek
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Clinton Creek
@clintoncreek.bsky.social
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Tired: MSM stole my content.

Wired: Cabinet secretary stole my content.
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Instagram updated so now:
- messages have moved and are no longer in the upper right
- trying to swipe through posts with multiple photos takes you instantly into a reel
- there are new Meta quest reel sections that you can hide but they just keep coming back
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Pardon my language, but this is "loser shit"
NEWS: The DNC is killing off its 2024 autopsy.

DNC Chairman Ken Martin has decided not to publish a public report, believing that a backward-looking document would be counterproductive as the party has started winning.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The D.N.C. Is Killing Its Autopsy of What Went Wrong in 2024
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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i honestly feel like this logic is just an extension of what I'd call the Default Billionaire Mindset, which is that anyone anywhere owning anything at all is an act of theft
Trump declares he is enacted a blockade on Venezuela until they "return the oil, land, and assets they've stolen from the United States."

This gaslighting is even worse than Bush demanding that Saddam Hussein "disarm his WMDs or the United States will invade," knowing full well Hussein had no WMDs.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Day 6 of our daughter being sick. Today vomit joins in on the fun.
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Every day I use GitHub, I think: why most we toil through this UI????
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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When the winner of the Nobel peace prize smuggled herself over the water and out of Venezuela to attend the ceremony in Oslo this week, her allies called the Pentagon to ask them not to arbitrarily murder her. www.wsj.com/world/americ...
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Quip >>>> Google Docs >>>>> Slack Canvas
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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🏈 DAL 30 - 44 DET
FINAL

❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 2 times before.

Last time: Dec 5, 1999
Cincinnati Bengals defeated San Francisco 49ers
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
But we can just look at our 365 day listening habits whenever we want thanks to Last.fm? Why do I need to wait for Spotify to tell me??
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I wonder if I keep trying to submit this Yahoo! fantasy free agent claim, and if it keeps returning 500s, if I'll trigger a pagerduty for someone?
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm sorry, I don't think converting this Quip to a Slack Canvas will unlock "less context-switching". Shoving docs alongside chat increases distraction from the chat! You're surrounded by mini-context-switches!
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Traveling for work this week, so today is brought to us by the Super Sunday Scaries.
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."

Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Baking pumpkin pies and thinking of Virtute and his penchant for testing each one while we were asleep.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I've been on call for basically the last two weeks, but great news! I'm done tomorrow! And more great news: a blizzard is scheduled to start the exact time I'm off on call!
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Breaking
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Turkey Hollow is a top tier holiday movie.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM