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The word sultry is the millennial cellar door, its meaning is completely detached from the reality of its linguistic presence but the phonaesthetics of it are undeniable
Also it just means slutty with a little more polish on it which is fun
Also it just means slutty with a little more polish on it which is fun
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"25 minutes in st. louis", a harrowing airport drama about the maximum amount of time anyone can tolerate being in st. louis
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"25 minutes in st. louis", a harrowing airport drama about the maximum amount of time anyone can tolerate being in st. louis
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you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
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John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
Going on the record locking these in now
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Going on the record locking these in now
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
*establishing shot of the most Vancouver, British Columbia scene imaginable. There's poutine in the foreground, the Cascades in background, a moose wearing a Canadian Flag toque is feasting on the river grasses of the Fraser River*
The X-Files location text: FRONT ROYAL, VIRGINIA
The X-Files location text: FRONT ROYAL, VIRGINIA
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*establishing shot of the most Vancouver, British Columbia scene imaginable. There's poutine in the foreground, the Cascades in background, a moose wearing a Canadian Flag toque is feasting on the river grasses of the Fraser River*
The X-Files location text: FRONT ROYAL, VIRGINIA
The X-Files location text: FRONT ROYAL, VIRGINIA
Tapping the sign again
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Tapping the sign again
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If you kill yourself now you’ll never learn how the next avatar movie incorporates a new elemental force into its title bro
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you kill yourself now you’ll never learn how the next avatar movie incorporates a new elemental force into its title bro
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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i'm seeing avatar 3 in theaters opening week and no one can stop me
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i'm seeing avatar 3 in theaters opening week and no one can stop me
When that wonderful news day finally comes
December 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When that wonderful news day finally comes
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Ah, to be a 1930s riverboat gambler, suddenly & inexplicably devoured by a 33-foot mosasaur
Mosasaurs, the giant marine reptiles that roamed the Earth more than 66 million years ago, didn’t just live in the sea. Our new research shows that they could thrive in freshwater too! Let’s dive into what we’ve discovered.
#Paleontology #Mosasaurs
#Paleontology #Mosasaurs
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ah, to be a 1930s riverboat gambler, suddenly & inexplicably devoured by a 33-foot mosasaur
Netflix and NYT partnering to produce a limited series about Wordle starring Aziz Ansari
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Netflix and NYT partnering to produce a limited series about Wordle starring Aziz Ansari
Can't stand 3D-printed flower pots
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can't stand 3D-printed flower pots
Curb Your Enthusiasm episode featuring Larry David pitching a Frasier script where Frasier crashes out over a local plant shop selling reproductions of Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain" as kitschy flower pots
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Curb Your Enthusiasm episode featuring Larry David pitching a Frasier script where Frasier crashes out over a local plant shop selling reproductions of Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain" as kitschy flower pots
Italians type "ahah" because you're supposed to read Italian right to left
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Italians type "ahah" because you're supposed to read Italian right to left
Lawrence of Arabia sequel about the Iran-Iraq war
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Lawrence of Arabia sequel about the Iran-Iraq war
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google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
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i think what's wrong with trump is he somehow got whatever godwin the golden got and he's turning into one of those fish things
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i think what's wrong with trump is he somehow got whatever godwin the golden got and he's turning into one of those fish things
Libs dunking on this like "omg they'll never pass our rigorous American safety inspections!" really telling on themselves when you remember the fucking Cybertruck passed the same safety regulations
Regulations, even safety ones, are inherently political. Is the priority the driver or the community?
Regulations, even safety ones, are inherently political. Is the priority the driver or the community?
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Libs dunking on this like "omg they'll never pass our rigorous American safety inspections!" really telling on themselves when you remember the fucking Cybertruck passed the same safety regulations
Regulations, even safety ones, are inherently political. Is the priority the driver or the community?
Regulations, even safety ones, are inherently political. Is the priority the driver or the community?