Clifford Simak
@clifford6111.bsky.social
I get paid to explain things after working many years to put initials after my name. #CentralNC #TravelToMostMajorCitiesEventually
The Donner Party has yet to win an election.
Is this platform still massively against cannibalism or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Donner Party has yet to win an election.
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Looks like you're stuck with me...
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Looks like you're stuck with me...
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Cheers to Toronto, the city that keeps me coming back. I’m stopping by on Dec 8th for a few days. Have a drink with me, and let’s toast to us 🥂
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Cheers to Toronto, the city that keeps me coming back. I’m stopping by on Dec 8th for a few days. Have a drink with me, and let’s toast to us 🥂
Cold
changed my evil roommate's contact photo to this because it felt so right
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Cold
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Taking advantage of the nice weather and running all of my errands before the cold snap.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Taking advantage of the nice weather and running all of my errands before the cold snap.
Nom de plume; an homage to a favorite when I was younger.
Any relation to the science fiction writer?
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Nom de plume; an homage to a favorite when I was younger.
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If someone says that key lime pie is bad, they have already sinned against god. No need to yell at them, they will be judged and damned in the afterlife
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If someone says that key lime pie is bad, they have already sinned against god. No need to yell at them, they will be judged and damned in the afterlife
Yes but is onomatopoeic onomatopoeic?
I derive pleasure from the suffering of people who don't know what 'schadenfreude' means.
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Yes but is onomatopoeic onomatopoeic?
Yeah but Harding's bone spurs were pretty painful.
I think there was that time Warren G Harding mixed shrooms and meth but otherwise yeah.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yeah but Harding's bone spurs were pretty painful.
Is there any part of this fiasco of hiring someone known for ranting to head the FBI and his continuing to act like an idiot that surprises anyone, including Trump turning on him for taking the spotlight away from him?
(MSNOW) - President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated, according to three people with knowledge ..
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November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Is there any part of this fiasco of hiring someone known for ranting to head the FBI and his continuing to act like an idiot that surprises anyone, including Trump turning on him for taking the spotlight away from him?
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"The White House isn't sure whether Trump actually had a phone call or just imagined it" is where we are on the dementia scale now.
An amazing new Trump controversy, Part II of II:
- Saturday afternoon: Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro the night before and planned to see him “in the very near future”
- Monday afternoon: The Trump White House isn’t sure whether Trump actually had the conversation he referenced two days earlier
- Saturday afternoon: Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro the night before and planned to see him “in the very near future”
- Monday afternoon: The Trump White House isn’t sure whether Trump actually had the conversation he referenced two days earlier
White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Bolsonaro White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro
Did the Republican president talk to Bolsonaro as the Brazilian plotted to escape? Trump said yes, but the White House isn’t so sure.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"The White House isn't sure whether Trump actually had a phone call or just imagined it" is where we are on the dementia scale now.
In my defense I did have a crock pot stop working (it was only 23 years old! only!) and I discovered it after I came home from work. It's hard to trust again after that kind of trauma.
I get it😩
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In my defense I did have a crock pot stop working (it was only 23 years old! only!) and I discovered it after I came home from work. It's hard to trust again after that kind of trauma.
Still kinda bothered that our president is calling for the execution of folk in Congress who served in the military for encouraging folk to defend the constitution. I can't remember the last time a president did this and I've been around for a while.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Still kinda bothered that our president is calling for the execution of folk in Congress who served in the military for encouraging folk to defend the constitution. I can't remember the last time a president did this and I've been around for a while.
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Do I look like a dream you've had before? ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Do I look like a dream you've had before? ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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Poetry.
We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the Trump administration. So we talked to three Russia-funded content farmers at a tea house in Islamabad.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Poetry.
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Home and resting! Will know more in 14 days.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Home and resting! Will know more in 14 days.
This is necessary to prevent hubris and avoid the wrath of the gods.
Every car made today is an incredibly sophisticated computer on wheels. Really unfortunate that there is simply no solution to having it die because one (1) little overhead light was left on overnight.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This is necessary to prevent hubris and avoid the wrath of the gods.
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Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
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"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
Of all the forms of my paranoia this is the most frequent, checking every five minutes.
Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Of all the forms of my paranoia this is the most frequent, checking every five minutes.
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This drawing (by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social) is one of my most prized possessions
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This drawing (by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social) is one of my most prized possessions
Wonderful for my first knee to go, so-so for my second. Good luck.
Just had a steroid injection into my knee. Fingers crossed it'll buy me a bit of comfort for a while 🥲
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Wonderful for my first knee to go, so-so for my second. Good luck.
Um, losing your chainsaw virginity? Um okay.
I adore my Stihl, but I lost my chainsaw virginity to a cheap Craftsman that to this day lives, despite all the abuse I put it through.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Um, losing your chainsaw virginity? Um okay.
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pro tip, your phone will charge much faster if the charging cord is actually plugged into a power source #themoreyouknow
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
pro tip, your phone will charge much faster if the charging cord is actually plugged into a power source #themoreyouknow
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This week, I’m working extra hard on cardio and lifts in the gym the next few days …
Because I am already thinking about dinner later this week 😂🤣
Because I am already thinking about dinner later this week 😂🤣
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This week, I’m working extra hard on cardio and lifts in the gym the next few days …
Because I am already thinking about dinner later this week 😂🤣
Because I am already thinking about dinner later this week 😂🤣