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Pat
@cleopatrick94.bsky.social
Writer, filmmaker, comedian, improv- hey where are you going?
One of the best of the century, and nobody can convince me otherwise. I can’t think of a single person who dislikes Ocean’s Eleven, and if they do they’re straight up Wrong.
Ocean’s Eleven was released 24 years ago today 🎰
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Making us pay to apply for an apartment is a scam. Especially if you’re rejected. “Hmmmmm. Yeah no you can fuck off, Mr. Poor. That’ll be $40”
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Idk what it is but I need physical books. I can’t do a kindle. I do however listen to audiobooks in the car
Let's talk about reading. Do you prefer physical books, audiobooks, Kindle/e-reader or some combination of one or more of the aforementioned formats?

Please note: This is a non-ableist, judgment free zone, so please don't knock people who don't consume books the same way you do.
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Finally somebody describes my boi correctly
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gore Verbinski breaking out of Director Jail after the one-two punch of Lone Ranger and Cure for Wellness (both of them rule)
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
New fear- showing up in a thinkpiece because I had the nerve to decide to spend some fucking time outside.
Oh fuck off
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Cool, cool, cool. How's SAG feel about a new blacklist?
Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows.

Does this sound familiar?

Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Paramount Has Blacklist for Stars Deemed “Overtly Antisemitic” — World of Reel
It sure looks like the likes of Javier Bardem, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo won’t be making movies for Paramount in the foreseeable future.
www.worldofreel.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
the joke writes itself
‘NOBODY WANTS THIS’ has been renewed for Season 3 at Netflix.
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I love the Knives Out movies but my favorites of Johnson’s are Brick and Looper, so this is SO exciting for me lol
Rian Johnson says his next film “harkens back to the '70s paranoid thrillers”

“It's got a light sci-fi element to it”

(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
motherFUCKER
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Mister Miracle is my favorite hero because he shows that no matter how awful things get, you could still end up with an absolute baddie.
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Has there ever been a problem with a smoke detector that hasn’t occurred at 6am? Is that their favorite time to run out of batteries and force us to solve the riddle to replace them? For it would be uncouth to not require a test of will to replace its AAs at a reasonable time in the afternoon.
September 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Looks like Benny discovered the magic of cocaine
The Rock confirms he dropped weight to star as Chicken Man in new film 'Lizard Music' 🐓

• Plays a 70-year-old man whose best friend is a 70-year-old chicken

• Benny Safdie is directing

• Follows a boy teaming up with Chicken Man after discovering alien lizard musicians living secretly on Earth
September 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Little Nicky.
September 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Forgot just how much of a fuckin wallop the last ten minutes of the Coen Bros True Grit packs. I remember being deeply moved by it when I saw it in theaters in 2010 but godDAMN.
August 31, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
August 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’ve been saying ever since I got in that hit and run a week ago that I needed a fucking win. This would certainly be that
August 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
🤞
August 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I saw Tom Petty twice, the first time was his reunion with his old band Mudcrutch
What is your biggest concert flex?
August 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
…I would lol
Quentin Tarantino when asked why he scrapped ‘The Movie Critic’ as his final film

“Every Tarantino title promises so much, except ‘The Movie Critic.’ Who wants to see a movie about a fucking movie critic?”
August 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
OH GOD THEY’VE BREACHED CONTAINMENT
'Stranger Things' creators The Duffer Brothers are leaving Netflix

• They have signed a new massive deal with Paramount to make movies and TV shows

• Being able to release movies in theaters was the dealbreaker

(via Matt Belloni | TW)
August 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM