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Cleodora Silvestri
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Quarians in the Mass Effect universe have been secretly visiting earth since before the discovery of the protean ruins on Mars.

That's why they are the main characters of the Powerwash Simulator franchise.
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
cleodorasilvestri.bsky.social
"Ambiguously shaped chicken flavored yoga mat" is the most honest description of a mcnugget ever written.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
cleodorasilvestri.bsky.social
@commandersterling.bsky.social Ubisoft is having another "OH, UBISOFT!" moment with its awful Assassin's Creed crossover DLC with Attack On Titan.

"Ubisofting it up" needs to become shorthand for utter failure motivated by greed.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
cleodorasilvestri.bsky.social
For everyone who still has trouble with metric units, remember the conversion formula:

1 metric fuckton = 1.68 imperial assloads

I hope this clears things up.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Keep asking the important questions.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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🥧 (a Thanksgiving comic)
Five panel comic of Batgirl and Supergirl enjoying some pie on a rooftop and sharing what they are thankful for. Despite Babs assumption that Kara is simply thankful for her incredible god-like powers, Kara is really just thankful for Batgirl's friendship. Sometimes simply feeling loved and normal is the best gift of all. Also, pie. Pie is also a pretty great gift.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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mrfuga.bsky.social
🦋🐶 🌿🐶
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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nnedi.bsky.social
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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jackshoulder.bsky.social
Super Mario Chess is checkmating gender norms ♟️♟️
Despite two princesses in the mario franchise, they are bishops in the chess set. Luigi is the queen piece.
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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roadie63.bsky.social
So MAGA, You see these two? One of them is your dear leader, the other is a Prince in a country where CHRISTIANITY IS BANNED. Where you can be arrested for being a CHRISTIAN, for displaying CHRISTIAN symbols and even, for having a bible.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
Trump with the Saudi Prince and murderer, MBS, looking like a kid on Christmas Morning.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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antifapatriot.bsky.social
Mount Hood, Oregon

📷: Autumn Schrock

#landscapes #Oregon
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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basil-mage.bsky.social
Mood
Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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mommieengineer.bsky.social
🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

KEEP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN

RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED NOW

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November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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redderbeanpaste.bsky.social
Jeff has a tiny throne next to Namor
Jeff sitting next to Namor and warning him about danger
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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felipegaonar.bsky.social
I love this.
An exchange on twitter. controlla.xyz: If you hate Al you probably just hate art and expression It's an infinite mashup of all the best art ever made by humans lesliejandersonwriter: If you hate the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster you just hate food and cooking. It's an infinite mashup of all the best food made by humans!
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
cleodorasilvestri.bsky.social
The thought occurs that Inuyasha was an isekai before that genre existed.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
If pre is before
And post is after

Using both is preposterous
Pun husky
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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jlp.systems
When Trump goes they should do like the pharaohs and bury his cabinet with him
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Oops! The AWS Outage Took Down Everybody's Bored Apes
A major AWS outage threw the cryptocurrency community into chaos on Monday, taking down everybody's Bored Apes NFTs.
trib.al
October 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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jkass99.bsky.social
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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blackheadkoi.bsky.social
#TruthWarriors
#resist
#BlueCrew
#ProudBlue
#NoKings

Amazing!!

Millions rallied!!

The biggest event ever!!

That was Part One!

Part Two is VOTING!

VOTE LIKE YOU RALLIED!!

VOTE LIKE YOU MEANT IT!!
October 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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nachi0707.bsky.social
A butterfly I photographed on a trek today. In Japan, it's called "RURI-SHIJIMI." RURI means beautiful blue.
By the way, when describing the Earth, we say it's a RURI-colored planet😌🌎️

Good night 🌌
October 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM