Cleodora Silvestri
cleodorasilvestri.bsky.social
Cleodora Silvestri
@cleodorasilvestri.bsky.social
Pansexual pyromaniac mage
Quarians in the Mass Effect universe have been secretly visiting earth since before the discovery of the protean ruins on Mars.

That's why they are the main characters of the Powerwash Simulator franchise.
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Ambiguously shaped chicken flavored yoga mat" is the most honest description of a mcnugget ever written.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I guess we were overdue for another one.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Is that message "we're bringing the Jaguar back"?
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This controller looks... familiar.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Inspector Zenigata is on the case!
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers obly.
October 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
it's honestly hard to tell the difference. I expect on their first meeting they will nominate Ted Danson as chairman and then dash for the exit.
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Pedro Pascal
August 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Back in those days, bellybutton missile bays were a THING.
August 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
July 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
July 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Only if you're these guys
July 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
June 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I can't be the only one who feels this guy looks like King Dedede...
June 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
May 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
May 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
May 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This guy seems legit.
April 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So how DID the rebels get access to the secret Death Star schematics?
March 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
needs to add:

gaming until 10pm in your 50s
March 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bun with an origami samurai helmet! Leads to the logical train of thought of...
February 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM