Clauber Oliveira
@clauber.dev
IT’S CLAUBERING TIME!
I’m a software engineer who’s confused about this whole decentralized stuff. Honestly you won’t read a lot of interesting stuff from me, but know I’m here to have a good laugh and for the memes
I’m a software engineer who’s confused about this whole decentralized stuff. Honestly you won’t read a lot of interesting stuff from me, but know I’m here to have a good laugh and for the memes
What happened to my handle? 😭
July 11, 2024 at 12:39 AM
What happened to my handle? 😭
Wait, do we still call it skeets? 😂
November 25, 2023 at 1:34 AM
Wait, do we still call it skeets? 😂
Oh maybe my skeets don’t reach a lot of people 🤔
November 25, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Oh maybe my skeets don’t reach a lot of people 🤔
Do I know anyone who works with tech in northern Cali? I’ve been wondering how things are going with all the tech stuff over there
November 25, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Do I know anyone who works with tech in northern Cali? I’ve been wondering how things are going with all the tech stuff over there
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In case you were wondering how contagious the strain of COVID going around is. This is from a steakhouse in Arkansas. Bottom post announces closing for 2 days due to 14 staff out sick. Top post announces they can't find ANY Covid Tests ANYWHERE.
Wear a mask again indoors. Get a booster soon.
Wear a mask again indoors. Get a booster soon.
August 29, 2023 at 7:41 PM
In case you were wondering how contagious the strain of COVID going around is. This is from a steakhouse in Arkansas. Bottom post announces closing for 2 days due to 14 staff out sick. Top post announces they can't find ANY Covid Tests ANYWHERE.
Wear a mask again indoors. Get a booster soon.
Wear a mask again indoors. Get a booster soon.
Today my wife threw a surprise birthday party to me and that was one of the most wholesome things someone has done to me in the last… I have no idea how long lol
June 5, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Today my wife threw a surprise birthday party to me and that was one of the most wholesome things someone has done to me in the last… I have no idea how long lol
Fun fact I've been thinking a lot and now I want to start hyperfocusing on things that will help me grow in life which means less time on social media lol
June 4, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Fun fact I've been thinking a lot and now I want to start hyperfocusing on things that will help me grow in life which means less time on social media lol
Also, I forgot how much I missed Brazil
June 3, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Also, I forgot how much I missed Brazil
Omg I haven’t been here for so long!!!!!
June 3, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Omg I haven’t been here for so long!!!!!
TikTok vibes
the government doesn't want you to know this but if you buy 3 power strips, daisy chain them together, and then unplug the first one from the wall and into the third one really quickly before the power loss can travel all the way down the chain you get infinite energy
May 12, 2023 at 3:10 PM
TikTok vibes
Got sick, got better, been running like a mother fucker to get ready for a trip
May 12, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Got sick, got better, been running like a mother fucker to get ready for a trip
What a bunch of crazy days I had
May 12, 2023 at 2:46 AM
What a bunch of crazy days I had
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I will never be able to explain the Sensual Alf thing to the next wave of Bluesky people right.
May 6, 2023 at 5:20 AM
I will never be able to explain the Sensual Alf thing to the next wave of Bluesky people right.
Play valorant or keep posting 🍑 meme? 🤔
May 6, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Play valorant or keep posting 🍑 meme? 🤔
Best explanation to the hellthread
May 6, 2023 at 4:48 AM
Best explanation to the hellthread
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Twitter: Today I will prove that sex has no place in the cinema 1/? Buckle up.🧵
Bluesky: Who has a better butt: it’sa me or it’sa Mario?
Bluesky: Who has a better butt: it’sa me or it’sa Mario?
May 6, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Twitter: Today I will prove that sex has no place in the cinema 1/? Buckle up.🧵
Bluesky: Who has a better butt: it’sa me or it’sa Mario?
Bluesky: Who has a better butt: it’sa me or it’sa Mario?
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May 6, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Butts are out of the cage now lol
The butts
They destroyed their cage
Yes
YES
The butts are out
They destroyed their cage
Yes
YES
The butts are out
May 6, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Butts are out of the cage now lol
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stuff
May 6, 2023 at 3:10 AM
stuff
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