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Robert
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Prosperity to Scotland and no union.
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Triple labubus
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The cult of the BBC is the third most potent dogma of British nationalism. Only the cults of the NHS and the second world war hold more influence over the faithful.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
2014: "Vote no, or you'll lose the special relationship and are Precious BBC. Including even Doctor Who, michty me."

2025: "The USA wants to close are Precious BBC. This is entirely normal. Now move along Jock."
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Baroness Smith's daughter, for example, who was caught out misrepresenting the SNP several times, was merely shunted to a nice new job in New York.
I can't recall an occasion when someone at the BBC resigned for being dishonest about the SNP. Despite an endless stream of dishonesty about the SNP. Perhaps I'm going prematurely senile...
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can't recall an occasion when someone at the BBC resigned for being dishonest about the SNP. Despite an endless stream of dishonesty about the SNP. Perhaps I'm going prematurely senile...
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Nuh. If you've spent your life pretending that the BBC doesn't have an editorial agenda, you can't complain about it being punished for having an editorial agenda. You hypocritcal Brit-ninnies.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The feeling that comes with last paying the TV license in April 2014:
a brown and white dog is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .
Alt: Smug dug.
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I believe that I just witnessed a modern reboot of Bullseye hosted by a minor cricketeering celebrity.
a man in a suit and tie sitting at a desk
Alt: *crosses self despite not being a catholic*
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
*bong bong bong*

This is the BBC. Here is the news. Our world-leading, independent and impartial public broadcaster continues to demonstrate British soft power through public servi

*faint buzz of conversation just out of hearing*

Ah.

*sound of announcer hurling himself off Westminster bridge*
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Being a scientific admirer of James Watson is very much like being a musical admirer of Morrissey. I request privacy at this difficult time.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Tulips. Tulips are bonnie.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_m...
Tulip mania - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'll admit: Plagiarism software can give the correct answer. Sometimes.
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
AstraZenca to invest further in China
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sandwiches Don't Kill People, Wraps Do.
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Socialists? Heavens no! Not OUR sort of people at all." said every Labour party figure interviewed on the 5th of November 2025.
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Remember remember,
The fifth of November.
Lions and tigers and bears.
Oh my!

Um. Where was I?
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Here I am, recalling the guid auld days when Dick Cheney was certainly the worst that the USA could throw at the world...
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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from 2003
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Fascinating comparison of Guy Fawke’s signature before and after he was forced to watch an episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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🧵 Westminster politicians have said some wild stuff over the years about Scotland…

Here are just a few of their real quotes – and a reminder of why Scotland needs the power to choose its own future.
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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"... The former Prince will be moved to a private residence on the Sandringham Estate owned by the King."
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM