Robert
@clatchardcraig.bsky.social
A guid new year to ane and aw and mony may ye see!
All of the "calls" to deploy soldiers because of some snowy weather have come from the notorious Tory shite-stirrer, Andrew Bowie. #BuyAPaper
January 7, 2026 at 8:28 AM
All of the "calls" to deploy soldiers because of some snowy weather have come from the notorious Tory shite-stirrer, Andrew Bowie. #BuyAPaper
🎶Underground, overground. Agenting free,
James Bond is a spy and a good spy is he.
Making good use of the things that he fine.
The everyday things in the sunshee-ine.🎶
James Bond is a spy and a good spy is he.
Making good use of the things that he fine.
The everyday things in the sunshee-ine.🎶
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
🎶Underground, overground. Agenting free,
James Bond is a spy and a good spy is he.
Making good use of the things that he fine.
The everyday things in the sunshee-ine.🎶
James Bond is a spy and a good spy is he.
Making good use of the things that he fine.
The everyday things in the sunshee-ine.🎶
MUST DO BETTER. 2/10. SEE ME.
January 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
MUST DO BETTER. 2/10. SEE ME.
Remember that this inadequate character:
1. Was selected and elected as an SNP candidate.
2. Received greater than zero votes in an SNP leadershp election.
3. Was promoted by the senescent Alec Salmond all the way.
1. Was selected and elected as an SNP candidate.
2. Received greater than zero votes in an SNP leadershp election.
3. Was promoted by the senescent Alec Salmond all the way.
BREAKING: MSPs have voted to ban Ash Regan from the Scottish Parliament for two days
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Remember that this inadequate character:
1. Was selected and elected as an SNP candidate.
2. Received greater than zero votes in an SNP leadershp election.
3. Was promoted by the senescent Alec Salmond all the way.
1. Was selected and elected as an SNP candidate.
2. Received greater than zero votes in an SNP leadershp election.
3. Was promoted by the senescent Alec Salmond all the way.
"What's that rushing through the branches above us?"
"It's probably just birds or a squirr ... AARGHLE!!"
*sounds of slashing and ravenous gnawing from the forest canopy*
*a human femur drops to the ground.
The film writes itself.
"It's probably just birds or a squirr ... AARGHLE!!"
*sounds of slashing and ravenous gnawing from the forest canopy*
*a human femur drops to the ground.
The film writes itself.
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
"What's that rushing through the branches above us?"
"It's probably just birds or a squirr ... AARGHLE!!"
*sounds of slashing and ravenous gnawing from the forest canopy*
*a human femur drops to the ground.
The film writes itself.
"It's probably just birds or a squirr ... AARGHLE!!"
*sounds of slashing and ravenous gnawing from the forest canopy*
*a human femur drops to the ground.
The film writes itself.
Sloths. But genetically modified to have, hear me out, the speed of a wolf, the strength of a man and a taste for flesh. Awsome.
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Sloths. But genetically modified to have, hear me out, the speed of a wolf, the strength of a man and a taste for flesh. Awsome.
A lesser, but highly visible, aspect of The Special Relationship in action: Britain can't control an American, fascist propaganda service operating within Britain.
We're better off not knowing what goes on in secret regarding defence, intelligence and economic policy....
We're better off not knowing what goes on in secret regarding defence, intelligence and economic policy....
OFCOM has put out this statement about X creating sexualised images of children on X, (but not BlueSky.)
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
A lesser, but highly visible, aspect of The Special Relationship in action: Britain can't control an American, fascist propaganda service operating within Britain.
We're better off not knowing what goes on in secret regarding defence, intelligence and economic policy....
We're better off not knowing what goes on in secret regarding defence, intelligence and economic policy....
Reposted by Robert
"Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot."
– Carl Sagan
– Carl Sagan
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
"Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot."
– Carl Sagan
– Carl Sagan
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The USA is clearly trying to complete North America and South America. Then they'll get seven extra armies per turn. And attack Iceland with three dice.
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The USA is clearly trying to complete North America and South America. Then they'll get seven extra armies per turn. And attack Iceland with three dice.
Hyraxes. Hyraxes are nice and wholesome.
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Hyraxes. Hyraxes are nice and wholesome.
Here I am, pondering those that insist that deposing foreign governments is something novel for the USA...
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Here I am, pondering those that insist that deposing foreign governments is something novel for the USA...
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I have annexed
The country
Whose resources
I wanted
And which you
Were probably
Hoping
I could identify a giraffe
It was the best clock
Anybody drew
I like McDonald's
Hey look, a bird
The country
Whose resources
I wanted
And which you
Were probably
Hoping
I could identify a giraffe
It was the best clock
Anybody drew
I like McDonald's
Hey look, a bird
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I have annexed
The country
Whose resources
I wanted
And which you
Were probably
Hoping
I could identify a giraffe
It was the best clock
Anybody drew
I like McDonald's
Hey look, a bird
The country
Whose resources
I wanted
And which you
Were probably
Hoping
I could identify a giraffe
It was the best clock
Anybody drew
I like McDonald's
Hey look, a bird
A very merry Warcrimesmas to one and all!
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
A very merry Warcrimesmas to one and all!
They're addicts. With a hint of Stockholm syndrome. And must be treated accordingly.
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
They're addicts. With a hint of Stockholm syndrome. And must be treated accordingly.
There'll soon come a time when we cybernats of Bluesky must return to Twitter to stage an intervention. It will proceed something like this:
YOU! WISHART/HUNTER/LAW/ET CETERA! STOP FUNDING AND LEGITIMISING FASCIST MISINFORMATION AND SHIFT YER ERSE YOU HOPELESS NUMPTIES!
Then all will be well.
YOU! WISHART/HUNTER/LAW/ET CETERA! STOP FUNDING AND LEGITIMISING FASCIST MISINFORMATION AND SHIFT YER ERSE YOU HOPELESS NUMPTIES!
Then all will be well.
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
There'll soon come a time when we cybernats of Bluesky must return to Twitter to stage an intervention. It will proceed something like this:
YOU! WISHART/HUNTER/LAW/ET CETERA! STOP FUNDING AND LEGITIMISING FASCIST MISINFORMATION AND SHIFT YER ERSE YOU HOPELESS NUMPTIES!
Then all will be well.
YOU! WISHART/HUNTER/LAW/ET CETERA! STOP FUNDING AND LEGITIMISING FASCIST MISINFORMATION AND SHIFT YER ERSE YOU HOPELESS NUMPTIES!
Then all will be well.
I shan't be satisfied until Windows 98 apologisies for the paperclip abomination.
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I shan't be satisfied until Windows 98 apologisies for the paperclip abomination.
Well. If the Monster munch is crumbled on top of the finished dish like parmesan, that'll be fine. If fried into the soffritto, that'll be not so good,
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Well. If the Monster munch is crumbled on top of the finished dish like parmesan, that'll be fine. If fried into the soffritto, that'll be not so good,
Red wine: Opened for breathing.
Salami: Laid out to equilibrate to room temperature.
Giant pickled onion Monster Munch: Hoofed intae a Denby bowl.
Tonight will be *fancy*
Salami: Laid out to equilibrate to room temperature.
Giant pickled onion Monster Munch: Hoofed intae a Denby bowl.
Tonight will be *fancy*
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Red wine: Opened for breathing.
Salami: Laid out to equilibrate to room temperature.
Giant pickled onion Monster Munch: Hoofed intae a Denby bowl.
Tonight will be *fancy*
Salami: Laid out to equilibrate to room temperature.
Giant pickled onion Monster Munch: Hoofed intae a Denby bowl.
Tonight will be *fancy*
"Aye. It's an open sewer of lies, hatred and criminality. But look at all the imaginary friends that follow me there!"
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"Aye. It's an open sewer of lies, hatred and criminality. But look at all the imaginary friends that follow me there!"
It's nice that SNP and the Scottish government imagine that they're getting "reach" on that fascist, child pornography and misinformation service.
No wait... Not nice... The exact opposite of nice in fact...
No wait... Not nice... The exact opposite of nice in fact...
Elon Musk's flagship AI Grok has sparked outrage after producing 'criminal' sexual images of underage girls ⬇️
www.thenational.scot/news/2...
www.thenational.scot/news/2...
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
It's nice that SNP and the Scottish government imagine that they're getting "reach" on that fascist, child pornography and misinformation service.
No wait... Not nice... The exact opposite of nice in fact...
No wait... Not nice... The exact opposite of nice in fact...
Reposted by Robert
Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
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It's shop-bought. From Stephens of Dunfermline. But it does the trick.
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
It's shop-bought. From Stephens of Dunfermline. But it does the trick.