Chris Clarke
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Professional Exaggerator (Writer). AFC. Doctor Who. Marvel. Comedy. Food (@clarkey.cooks on insta) On Your Left....
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🖖 RIP - #StarTrek Writer-Producer Roberto Orci Dies Aged 51!
Star Trek Writer-Producer Roberto Orci Dies Aged 51 – Trek Central
Trek Central is sad to share that Star Trek Kelvin Timeline Film Writer and Producer Roberto Orci has sadly passed away at the age of 51. The Mexican-American film and television screenwriter and…
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February 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
🖖 RIP - #StarTrek Writer-Producer Roberto Orci Dies Aged 51!
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by the time you’re 40, you should know at least 4 people you’re terrified to run into at the grocery store
February 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
by the time you’re 40, you should know at least 4 people you’re terrified to run into at the grocery store
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Really struck today by how many of the people most responsible for the Brexit shitshow were actively rewarded for their stupidity/dishonesty. Knighthoods, Damehoods, peerages, newspaper columns, seats in the House of Commons… It’s a mark of how deep the rot has gone into the fabric of our society.
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Really struck today by how many of the people most responsible for the Brexit shitshow were actively rewarded for their stupidity/dishonesty. Knighthoods, Damehoods, peerages, newspaper columns, seats in the House of Commons… It’s a mark of how deep the rot has gone into the fabric of our society.
So the It Ends With Us drama now as toxic as the Depp/Heard drama. The internet has picked sides and are now on their first offensives. This will be their battlefield. They’ll act like they know all about everything that happened on set and who these people REALLY are. End me now
January 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So the It Ends With Us drama now as toxic as the Depp/Heard drama. The internet has picked sides and are now on their first offensives. This will be their battlefield. They’ll act like they know all about everything that happened on set and who these people REALLY are. End me now
I’m seeing seeing many posts on all text based social media platforms that upset, anger or depress me
I keep wanting to come up with some sort of witty and erudite response that will put them all in their place
But tbh, I’m so upset, angry and depressed I might just write ‘c***s’
I keep wanting to come up with some sort of witty and erudite response that will put them all in their place
But tbh, I’m so upset, angry and depressed I might just write ‘c***s’
January 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m seeing seeing many posts on all text based social media platforms that upset, anger or depress me
I keep wanting to come up with some sort of witty and erudite response that will put them all in their place
But tbh, I’m so upset, angry and depressed I might just write ‘c***s’
I keep wanting to come up with some sort of witty and erudite response that will put them all in their place
But tbh, I’m so upset, angry and depressed I might just write ‘c***s’
Twitter now full of people who hate Arsenal because we fight for our players
Fuuuuuuuuck them
Fuuuuuuuuck them
January 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Twitter now full of people who hate Arsenal because we fight for our players
Fuuuuuuuuck them
Fuuuuuuuuck them
The Rice ‘delaying the restart’
The Saliba ‘clashing of heads’
The Lewis Skelly ‘take down’
All things we’ve seen in many premier league games. Other clubs do them constantly. None of these fouls are rare. And yet only us get punished with a red. A pattern emerges… #WOLARS
The Saliba ‘clashing of heads’
The Lewis Skelly ‘take down’
All things we’ve seen in many premier league games. Other clubs do them constantly. None of these fouls are rare. And yet only us get punished with a red. A pattern emerges… #WOLARS
January 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Rice ‘delaying the restart’
The Saliba ‘clashing of heads’
The Lewis Skelly ‘take down’
All things we’ve seen in many premier league games. Other clubs do them constantly. None of these fouls are rare. And yet only us get punished with a red. A pattern emerges… #WOLARS
The Saliba ‘clashing of heads’
The Lewis Skelly ‘take down’
All things we’ve seen in many premier league games. Other clubs do them constantly. None of these fouls are rare. And yet only us get punished with a red. A pattern emerges… #WOLARS
Just saw a profile on tinder from someone who wants hugs and ‘bum taps’
What is that?! Is it a young person thing that I have missed? She was only like two years younger than me, how out of touch am I that a whole bum tap phenomenon has gone on without me knowing??
What is that?! Is it a young person thing that I have missed? She was only like two years younger than me, how out of touch am I that a whole bum tap phenomenon has gone on without me knowing??
January 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just saw a profile on tinder from someone who wants hugs and ‘bum taps’
What is that?! Is it a young person thing that I have missed? She was only like two years younger than me, how out of touch am I that a whole bum tap phenomenon has gone on without me knowing??
What is that?! Is it a young person thing that I have missed? She was only like two years younger than me, how out of touch am I that a whole bum tap phenomenon has gone on without me knowing??
Tell me, is this the sign of mental illness/ an overly creative mind/ something else
Before I go to sleep I set my brain a little day dream, a pre conceived little story to think through. I believe the aim is to stop my brain from thinking about other more troubling things.
Am I crazy?
Before I go to sleep I set my brain a little day dream, a pre conceived little story to think through. I believe the aim is to stop my brain from thinking about other more troubling things.
Am I crazy?
January 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Tell me, is this the sign of mental illness/ an overly creative mind/ something else
Before I go to sleep I set my brain a little day dream, a pre conceived little story to think through. I believe the aim is to stop my brain from thinking about other more troubling things.
Am I crazy?
Before I go to sleep I set my brain a little day dream, a pre conceived little story to think through. I believe the aim is to stop my brain from thinking about other more troubling things.
Am I crazy?
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Gary Neville needs to shut the fuck up
January 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Gary Neville needs to shut the fuck up
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This week. 49 shots. 8.23xG. 1 goal.
Josh Kroenke you have 18 days to save the season. It’s all in your hands.
Josh Kroenke you have 18 days to save the season. It’s all in your hands.
January 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This week. 49 shots. 8.23xG. 1 goal.
Josh Kroenke you have 18 days to save the season. It’s all in your hands.
Josh Kroenke you have 18 days to save the season. It’s all in your hands.
I’m seriously worried about the game. This United team always raise their game against big sides and that white shirt is cursed. A troubling feeling deep down in my soul… #ARSMUN
January 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’m seriously worried about the game. This United team always raise their game against big sides and that white shirt is cursed. A troubling feeling deep down in my soul… #ARSMUN
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Reports coming in from New York that the Statue of Liberty has just put down her torch and is walking back to France.
January 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reports coming in from New York that the Statue of Liberty has just put down her torch and is walking back to France.
Do you know who I hate? Right wing, permanently online pricks who think that because snowflakes like me believe we shouldn’t judge entire ethnic groups based on the actions of a disgusting minority within them that we tacitly approve of the actions of said disgusting minority
January 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Do you know who I hate? Right wing, permanently online pricks who think that because snowflakes like me believe we shouldn’t judge entire ethnic groups based on the actions of a disgusting minority within them that we tacitly approve of the actions of said disgusting minority
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Horrified by the devastation in Los Angeles. Help those affected here:
LAFD Wildfire Emergency Funding Alert: supportlafd.kindful.com
California Fire Foundation: cpf.salsalabs.org/disasterreli...
GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/c/act/wildfi...
Pasadena Humane: give.pasadenahumane.org/give/654134/...
LAFD Wildfire Emergency Funding Alert: supportlafd.kindful.com
California Fire Foundation: cpf.salsalabs.org/disasterreli...
GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/c/act/wildfi...
Pasadena Humane: give.pasadenahumane.org/give/654134/...
Disaster Relief
The California Fire Foundation's Disaster Relief programs provide assistance to the victims, firefighters, and communities that are affected by wildfire and natural disaster.
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January 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Horrified by the devastation in Los Angeles. Help those affected here:
LAFD Wildfire Emergency Funding Alert: supportlafd.kindful.com
California Fire Foundation: cpf.salsalabs.org/disasterreli...
GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/c/act/wildfi...
Pasadena Humane: give.pasadenahumane.org/give/654134/...
LAFD Wildfire Emergency Funding Alert: supportlafd.kindful.com
California Fire Foundation: cpf.salsalabs.org/disasterreli...
GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/c/act/wildfi...
Pasadena Humane: give.pasadenahumane.org/give/654134/...
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For SoCal friends,
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
January 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
For SoCal friends,
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
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The Beastie Boys’ ‘So What’cha Want’
-by The Muppets
-by The Muppets
January 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Beastie Boys’ ‘So What’cha Want’
-by The Muppets
-by The Muppets
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
January 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
Tell me #arsenal fans, are there still any of you who believe we can win a trophy this season without new players and a whole load of luck?
January 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tell me #arsenal fans, are there still any of you who believe we can win a trophy this season without new players and a whole load of luck?
In the immortal words of Sabrina Carpenter, ‘my give a fucks are on vacation’
January 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
In the immortal words of Sabrina Carpenter, ‘my give a fucks are on vacation’
I want to be better, in all meanings and ways
January 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I want to be better, in all meanings and ways
I have so few followers on here I really do consider posting stuff I’d never post on The Other Place. Juvenile stuff, controversial stuff, oversharey sort of stuff. It’d make a change from Doctor who, marvel and Arsenal stuff wouldn’t it?
January 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I have so few followers on here I really do consider posting stuff I’d never post on The Other Place. Juvenile stuff, controversial stuff, oversharey sort of stuff. It’d make a change from Doctor who, marvel and Arsenal stuff wouldn’t it?