allison chains
@claireraids.bsky.social
came here to post selfies and make rowdy roddy piper references and i’m all out of bubblegum • she/they
vaseline on the lens is fun. have we tried having fun recently?
April 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
vaseline on the lens is fun. have we tried having fun recently?
good morning. my cat is an absolute ray of light, and i learned EXTENSIVELY about crane flies this morning.
February 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
good morning. my cat is an absolute ray of light, and i learned EXTENSIVELY about crane flies this morning.
today at the grocery store there was different music playing at each individual valentine’s day display, plus the in-store music. and i did not even murder anyone or burn the doritos aisle down
February 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
today at the grocery store there was different music playing at each individual valentine’s day display, plus the in-store music. and i did not even murder anyone or burn the doritos aisle down
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bro you gotta stop dissolving into a cloud of butterflies you're making the hoes melancholy
August 16, 2023 at 2:23 AM
bro you gotta stop dissolving into a cloud of butterflies you're making the hoes melancholy
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It is important to name this with the language of genocide and make the people enacting it confront and wear that language at every turn.
I’m so sorry for the trans youth of America. This is genocide as far as I’m concerned. When people don’t get gender affirming care or have it taken away, people die.
#LGBTQ #transgender #Trump #USpolitics
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
#LGBTQ #transgender #Trump #USpolitics
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Policy and
www.whitehouse.gov
January 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It is important to name this with the language of genocide and make the people enacting it confront and wear that language at every turn.
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life
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Trump doing to trans-inclusive orgs what he previously did to Planned Parenthood, which has not crumbled into dust.
Just a reminder that as fucked as this is, we are still surviving.
Just a reminder that as fucked as this is, we are still surviving.
Trump orders federal ban on recognition of transgender identity, financial support of institutions supporting so called "gender ideology"
DEFENDING WOMEN FROM GENDER IDEOLOGY EXTREMISM AND RESTORING BIOLOGICAL TRUTH TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 7301 of title 5, United
www.whitehouse.gov
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Trump doing to trans-inclusive orgs what he previously did to Planned Parenthood, which has not crumbled into dust.
Just a reminder that as fucked as this is, we are still surviving.
Just a reminder that as fucked as this is, we are still surviving.
a winter storm is coming and my best friend and i are doing our best comedy act about it
January 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
a winter storm is coming and my best friend and i are doing our best comedy act about it
i feel sick with anxiety so you are going to look at this selfie and you are going to like it
January 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i feel sick with anxiety so you are going to look at this selfie and you are going to like it
weatherproofing this one single bush. because fuck those other plants in particular and you know what i’m talking about, grass blade #12
January 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
weatherproofing this one single bush. because fuck those other plants in particular and you know what i’m talking about, grass blade #12
seems poorly designed that i need to stretch my hips, which are in excruciating pain, but in order to do so it will be extremely painful. is there a third option
January 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
seems poorly designed that i need to stretch my hips, which are in excruciating pain, but in order to do so it will be extremely painful. is there a third option
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When you try to take away a monster's talent after finding out he's a monster, you are tacitly making a claim that enough talent can excuse monstrous behavior.
A month or so ago I saw a post by someone saying "we should all admit that Neil Gaiman has always been a shitty writer." That whole knee jerk revisionism. No, man, that's part of the whole horror. He's an internationally recognized writer. Objectively a good writer. But he's also a fucking monster.
January 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
When you try to take away a monster's talent after finding out he's a monster, you are tacitly making a claim that enough talent can excuse monstrous behavior.
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Why didn't they text you back? Potential reasons:
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind
January 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Why didn't they text you back? Potential reasons:
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind
it is going to warm up this week and my toes have never been so excited
January 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
it is going to warm up this week and my toes have never been so excited
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
it would be so fuckin rad if i could convince my brain that there is a difference between the physically painful anxiety of not having enough money for the mortgage and like. dropping an egg. but no
January 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
it would be so fuckin rad if i could convince my brain that there is a difference between the physically painful anxiety of not having enough money for the mortgage and like. dropping an egg. but no
baby: “BA BAAAAA”
me: “BELLY BUTTON”
baby, aggressively poking herself in the abdomen: “BEL BAAAAAAAA”
me: “BELLY BUTTONNNN”
the cats: assume this is a herald of their apocalypse and are watching from under the furniture with airplane ears
me: “BELLY BUTTON”
baby, aggressively poking herself in the abdomen: “BEL BAAAAAAAA”
me: “BELLY BUTTONNNN”
the cats: assume this is a herald of their apocalypse and are watching from under the furniture with airplane ears
January 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
baby: “BA BAAAAA”
me: “BELLY BUTTON”
baby, aggressively poking herself in the abdomen: “BEL BAAAAAAAA”
me: “BELLY BUTTONNNN”
the cats: assume this is a herald of their apocalypse and are watching from under the furniture with airplane ears
me: “BELLY BUTTON”
baby, aggressively poking herself in the abdomen: “BEL BAAAAAAAA”
me: “BELLY BUTTONNNN”
the cats: assume this is a herald of their apocalypse and are watching from under the furniture with airplane ears
the light was incredibly beautiful this morning and i think for aesthetic purposes i’m not allowed to clean this mirror
January 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
the light was incredibly beautiful this morning and i think for aesthetic purposes i’m not allowed to clean this mirror
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btw if you're one of my very depressed artist mutuals (I think I have at least two) please keep this in mind as an argument against suicide. Kurosawa iirc said something similar & these sorts of testimonies make me excited abt the idea of living through my natural human lifespan, despite it all
January 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
btw if you're one of my very depressed artist mutuals (I think I have at least two) please keep this in mind as an argument against suicide. Kurosawa iirc said something similar & these sorts of testimonies make me excited abt the idea of living through my natural human lifespan, despite it all
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I'm not prejudiced against tall people but I wish they would stop picking me up and throwing me into the air and then catching me repeatedly while I giggle with delight
January 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm not prejudiced against tall people but I wish they would stop picking me up and throwing me into the air and then catching me repeatedly while I giggle with delight
i’m FINE but i did cut bangs tonight after 9 pm
January 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i’m FINE but i did cut bangs tonight after 9 pm