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“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
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January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation
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This is my CES 2026 thread of AI slop.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This is my CES 2026 thread of AI slop.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
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It wouldn't be CES without a vehicle designed to murder its owner
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
It wouldn't be CES without a vehicle designed to murder its owner
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NO BUT A MUPPETS LOTR WOULD EAAAAAAAT
December 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
NO BUT A MUPPETS LOTR WOULD EAAAAAAAT
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I really like "Trainwreckords" as a title but there's a guy on RYM with a series called "1,001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear" and God. God that's so good
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I really like "Trainwreckords" as a title but there's a guy on RYM with a series called "1,001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear" and God. God that's so good
I voluntarily worked overtime today and will continue to regret it until I finally see my next paycheck.
December 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I voluntarily worked overtime today and will continue to regret it until I finally see my next paycheck.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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"Luigi Mangione cannot take a bad picture" is rapidly reaching "mass can neither be created nor destroyed" levels of scientific validity
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Luigi Mangione cannot take a bad picture" is rapidly reaching "mass can neither be created nor destroyed" levels of scientific validity
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jfc
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
jfc
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
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Merry Christmas to this legend - happy holidays to everyone else 🎄
December 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Merry Christmas to this legend - happy holidays to everyone else 🎄
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NATIONAL HOLIDAY GIRLIES
On this day, 31 years ago Sony launched the original PlayStation (1995) (Japan)
#retro #art #gaming #PlayStation
#retro #art #gaming #PlayStation
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
NATIONAL HOLIDAY GIRLIES
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It’s also important to know that Elizabeth Taylor, Princess Diana & Madonna were there in the 80s fighting for the gay community and spreading awareness about AIDS! I’ll always have respect for them for that
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s also important to know that Elizabeth Taylor, Princess Diana & Madonna were there in the 80s fighting for the gay community and spreading awareness about AIDS! I’ll always have respect for them for that
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this could mark the beginning of what horniness scholars are already calling "the Felchinaissance"
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
this could mark the beginning of what horniness scholars are already calling "the Felchinaissance"
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Walt Disney's 🇺🇲 American animated black & white short film "STEAMBOAT WILLIE" one of the first cartoons with sound and notable for being the official debut of both Mickey and Minnie Mouse, premiered at Universal's Colony Theatre in New York City #OnThisDay in 1928
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Walt Disney's 🇺🇲 American animated black & white short film "STEAMBOAT WILLIE" one of the first cartoons with sound and notable for being the official debut of both Mickey and Minnie Mouse, premiered at Universal's Colony Theatre in New York City #OnThisDay in 1928
Honestly the past decade has proven to me that cartoon villains aren’t nearly as unrealistic as I previously thought.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Honestly the past decade has proven to me that cartoon villains aren’t nearly as unrealistic as I previously thought.
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nobody knows how to write anymore
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
nobody knows how to write anymore
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate