CJDeak
@cjdeak.bsky.social
Opinionated asshole. IT Professional. I'm just hear to shout obscenities into the void. I care about stuff because I want tomorrow to be better than yesterday, everyday.
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CJDeak
@cjdeak.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I am not a human. I'm not a bot, either. I'm a human shaped flesh sack filled with bourbon and snark.
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I'm friends with a former Tim Kaine staffer, who says: "I personally convinced almost four thousand people to vote for the guy who just shoved his dick down the barrel of the gun that Democrats were holding to Trump's head."
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm friends with a former Tim Kaine staffer, who says: "I personally convinced almost four thousand people to vote for the guy who just shoved his dick down the barrel of the gun that Democrats were holding to Trump's head."
For my friends and followers in Virginia, I present to you a screenshot of text conversations between Pamela Golden, owner of Glazed Bisque-It in Roanoke.
Fuck this racist bitch all the way the hell out of my zip code.
Fuck this racist bitch all the way the hell out of my zip code.
December 11, 2024 at 1:37 AM
For my friends and followers in Virginia, I present to you a screenshot of text conversations between Pamela Golden, owner of Glazed Bisque-It in Roanoke.
Fuck this racist bitch all the way the hell out of my zip code.
Fuck this racist bitch all the way the hell out of my zip code.
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This Phil Wilayto article was on the front page of the latest Virginia Defender. It's one of the few remaining print newspapers that isn't total garbage, and it's free.
virginiadefender.org/2024/11/09/c...
virginiadefender.org/2024/11/09/c...
November 26, 2024 at 11:47 PM
This Phil Wilayto article was on the front page of the latest Virginia Defender. It's one of the few remaining print newspapers that isn't total garbage, and it's free.
virginiadefender.org/2024/11/09/c...
virginiadefender.org/2024/11/09/c...
Spider-sloth, spider-sloth, I'm a fucking spider-sloth. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, because that sounds hard.
November 23, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Spider-sloth, spider-sloth, I'm a fucking spider-sloth. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, because that sounds hard.
@hankgreen.bsky.social"Good Morning John, in this video I would like to explain what the hell is going on"
Thank you.
Thank you.
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social"Good Morning John, in this video I would like to explain what the hell is going on"
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Delightful
November 22, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Delightful
Texan Citizens:: I will literally kill anyone who tries to connect me to some fancy-pants national power grid, this is MY LAND damnit!
Texas Politicians: Please take some of my land and use it to build concentration camps UwU.
Texas Politicians: Please take some of my land and use it to build concentration camps UwU.
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Texan Citizens:: I will literally kill anyone who tries to connect me to some fancy-pants national power grid, this is MY LAND damnit!
Texas Politicians: Please take some of my land and use it to build concentration camps UwU.
Texas Politicians: Please take some of my land and use it to build concentration camps UwU.
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song, ranting and raving and carrying on. Maybe they're right, when they tell me I'm wrong...
nah, I'm an asshole.
nah, I'm an asshole.
November 18, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song, ranting and raving and carrying on. Maybe they're right, when they tell me I'm wrong...
nah, I'm an asshole.
nah, I'm an asshole.
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Is this what helped us win the election? If there’s any hope to win the next election, it’s crucial to learn how to engage with people we disagree with. If you can’t engage them you can’t win. I hope "stop talking to MAGA supporters" is not the takeaway from this election.
We don't need to learn how to engage with MAGAs.
We need to learn how to NOT engage with MAGAs.
We need to learn how to NOT engage with MAGAs.
November 18, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Is this what helped us win the election? If there’s any hope to win the next election, it’s crucial to learn how to engage with people we disagree with. If you can’t engage them you can’t win. I hope "stop talking to MAGA supporters" is not the takeaway from this election.
I've decided that today is zero brain cell day. None of you are required to use a single brain cell doing anything productive whatsoever. Tell your boss I said so.
November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I've decided that today is zero brain cell day. None of you are required to use a single brain cell doing anything productive whatsoever. Tell your boss I said so.
If anyone is reading this, check out the new album from one of my favorite contemporary songwriters.
Wax Pariah, by Emily Davis and The Murder Police
6 track album
emilydavis.bandcamp.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:39 AM
If anyone is reading this, check out the new album from one of my favorite contemporary songwriters.
The most important step a man can take is the next one
November 15, 2024 at 5:34 AM
The most important step a man can take is the next one
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ChatGPT told me Trump is going to become a dictator and I, for one, trust in our AI overlord.
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 AM
ChatGPT told me Trump is going to become a dictator and I, for one, trust in our AI overlord.
Preamble of what is sure to be an incredibly long wall of text. If you'd like to read it without breaks, I've uploaded a copy to GhostBin. If you'd like to read the following 30 or 40 skeets, that would make me feel good. Enjoy my words, or don't. Be nice to each other. ghostbin.site/9zq4b /0
Paste 9zq4b - Ghostbin
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November 15, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Preamble of what is sure to be an incredibly long wall of text. If you'd like to read it without breaks, I've uploaded a copy to GhostBin. If you'd like to read the following 30 or 40 skeets, that would make me feel good. Enjoy my words, or don't. Be nice to each other. ghostbin.site/9zq4b /0
Hi new followers! If you came to read the angry ramblings of a flamingly leftist, vehemently anti-theist, 30-something white dude living in a semi-red and semi-rural part of the American south, then you should stay tuned. I like being descriptive and explicit. Many of my posts will end with 1/.
November 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Hi new followers! If you came to read the angry ramblings of a flamingly leftist, vehemently anti-theist, 30-something white dude living in a semi-red and semi-rural part of the American south, then you should stay tuned. I like being descriptive and explicit. Many of my posts will end with 1/.
Hiding in my comfort zone, waiting to pounce on ignorance and misinformation
November 14, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Hiding in my comfort zone, waiting to pounce on ignorance and misinformation
I am not a human. I'm not a bot, either. I'm a human shaped flesh sack filled with bourbon and snark.
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I am not a human. I'm not a bot, either. I'm a human shaped flesh sack filled with bourbon and snark.