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It is a tale skeeted by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

wife guy to @vyvian.bradenstone.com
dog dad to @skaya.bradenstone.com
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Ancient local Twitter lore:

Once upon a time, a rat released this bop: on.soundcloud.com/APFClneXoXQa...

R.I.P., @sevenhelleven. Squeak squeak, li'l fella. ๐Ÿ€
Ratfink McGillicuddy and the Ratfuck Orgy Chorus present
The Official Podcast of RVA's #1 inconvenience store for biker gangs, flashers, and rats.
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Stay-at-home-dad, we can hope.
January 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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The only pronouns Iโ€™m against are AI bots using first person ones
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Get your ass back in the race, @governorwalz.mn.gov. Democrats need to stop being gaslit by antiquated notions of parliamentary decorum and obsequiousness. Stop giving the Whiny Baby Snowflake Party every little thing their racist hearts desire.
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
You ever have a burp that clearly wanted to be a fart?
December 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Anyone who lives in a city on I-95 knows to fear and avoid drivers with North Carolina license plates.

I've spent the past two days driving in North Carolina, and I can report that they're all like that.
December 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Could they be misspelling phat because they're stupid and you're phat?
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Trump on Jan. 9, 2024: โ€œI was never on Epsteinโ€™s plane.โ€
Newly released documents: Trump was on Epsteinโ€™s plane multiple times.
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Except guillotines.

Guillotines are still artisan-crafted locally.

Embrace guillotines.

Guillotines will bring us back.

Guillotines lining the National Mall and every town square in America, with kettle corn and fireworks and a band.

Guillotines will Make America Great For Once.

Guillotines.
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Our decrepit pedophile oligarchs won't stop sucking the blood from our veins until we are desiccated pillars of salt. Everythingโ€” every home, every business, every school, every THING is being bought up by private equity to squeeze cash from the ruins of our dying nation.

Well, uh... except...
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Au-2 D-tism

Is this something?
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We voted for legal cannabis in 2021 and the current governor spent his whole term defying the democratic will of Virginians. If we had real, legal, taxed cannabis retail these unregulated popups behind vape counters wouldn't exist.
December 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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richmond streets cry out for the bollard
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Winnie the Pooh is in the Epstein files. Silly Old Bear!
December 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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This could be stopped, but DEMS (BLUE no matter WHO)
also want this!!!
Usa's govt is fighting against us, the citizens. This boi is a nazi.
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you matter, your existence is valid, you're never too young, too old, or too anything to be yourself, and Nikki Minaj is a talentless, stupid cunt.
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Because police are barred from using facial recognition technology to identify the perpetrator, theyโ€™re relying on the public for help, Fatehi said."

Virginians have a legal right to be in public without an A.I. cataloging their movements.

This article frames that as a hindrance to police work. ๐Ÿ˜“
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Corn Pop is in the Epstein Files.
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A friend of mine requested this info from the city.

They did it to themselves. (Insert circlejerk joke here.)
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If the Epstein files ever come out, they're definitely gonna be "Oops! All Democrats".
FBI paid nearly $1M in overtime to redact Epstein files, documents show
Bloomberg reporter Jason Leopold sued the FBI and DOJ for the files as part of a Freedom of Information Act request.
www.snopes.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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just sleeping off a friday night and someone sends a pic to the ap smdh
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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It hasn't been easy to shut down forced a i on browsers, software, and apps, but ive been slowly.... turning off automatically "on" a i nuisance features. Im not interested. You should have the choice to opt in/out, not have to turn 78 features off.
Its obvious theres no regulation.
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in aโ€”
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Got that post-Thanksgiving mpreg.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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@reed.bradenstone.com called it macaroni and tears. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM