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"That rifle hanging on the wall of the working class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." — Orwell

We're all drowning in the wishing well. 🌹 #rva
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If it's not fascism, then why is it fascism-shaped? #dc
Judging by the sounds I'm hearing, high-revving engines in the distance, I believe dudes are doing donuts in the snowy parking lot of the nearest high school. #rvawx
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Opening up the week with a strange sense of loss due to a dream in which the hot mid-20s woman who lived across the street packed her things up with her friends, happy and celebratory, and moved.

Thing is in Real Life™ there is no Hot Woman Across the Street and never has been. Dreams are weird.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I feel like chess puzzles are often overly dramatic. How many times has a real game ended in a triple royal fork checkmate? I can't imagine it's more than a handful.
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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What do you mean?
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If the Epstein files ever come out, they're definitely gonna be "Oops! All Democrats".
FBI paid nearly $1M in overtime to redact Epstein files, documents show
Bloomberg reporter Jason Leopold sued the FBI and DOJ for the files as part of a Freedom of Information Act request.
www.snopes.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Something is wrong with my brain. I keep typing "billion" when I mean to type "billing" which at least makes sense. Typing "fulfillion" in place of "fulfilling" makes less sense.
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Political discourse on social media, including here on Bluesky, be like:
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Some apps write their release notes like "We're always fixing bugs and improving your experience with App X." Others actually give a shit and put effort into them:
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The situation with Flock and its spy cameras all over the city and surrounding counties is way worse than I thought. #rva
We Hacked Flock Safety Cameras in under 30 Seconds. 🫥
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Did anyone have Megyn Kelly being a pedophile apologist on their bingo card? Her own daughter is the age she said it was fine and "barely legal" for adult men to prey on.

Why are Republicans all so weird and gross? 🤢
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Prediction: The Epstein files are going to be absolutely *scrubbed* of Republican names, minus a few sacrificial lambs for plausible deniability, while most Democrat names will be left in place.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"The dose makes the poison" applies to everything -- including radiation itself. Our progress as a species has been held back for decades on unfounded fears of it.
Big Nuclear’s Big Mistake - Linear No-Threshold
YouTube video by Kyle Hill
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If you happen to be in the market for an anti-AI death metal album, I've got just the thing for you!
Revocation - New Gods, New Masters (FULL ALBUM)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Looks like things are going fine over on Twitter.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
This just might be the best metal cover I've ever come across. TBDM is extremely difficult to play, and this band fuckin' nailed it live.
Angelmaker - Deathmask Divine (The Black Dahlia Murder Cover)
YouTube video by AngelMakerMusic
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If you find yourself in Academy, here's a #protip: Take a photo of your item on the shelf/rack if it's marked on sale. Twice in a row now I've had stuff ring up not on sale despite the current tagging. It'll be far quicker for you to show them proof than wait for them to verify it. 🤷‍♀️
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The Trump and Bubba photo being confirmed as real would be the funniest shit in the history of this Hell Timeline.

The writer was probably joking, because "locker room talk" and all, but it's still pretty funny if the majority of people end up believing the photo is real despite no confirmation.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I saw this commercial with Garfield for the first time last week, and I immediately went "It's Merry!" while pointing at the screen like Leo from that movie where he does that. #caturday

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W0T...
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
One of my first-world problems is the speakers on my Mac Mini are messed up and need to have the system's audio balance shifted ~55% to the right. But since the only audio output is through the headphone jack, if I plug in headphones to do a remote meeting, I have to undo that setting afterward. 😑
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Seems like there's skeletons in the closet of every popular so-called influencer, and this is especially true whenever big cats are involved as they are with @safarisammie.

threadreaderapp.com/thread/17760...
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Maria Taylor is too tall. They should put the dudes who have to stand next to her in heels.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I've only just learnt of Daniels's backwards elbow injury last Sunday. So, yes, Washington got RGIII'd again. 🫠
Did Washington get RGIII'd again?
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Before I forget #caturday again, here's Merry being a silly.
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Earlier this year I found out how to remove Shorts from a YouTube channel's feed.

chairmanbrando.org/post/187/rem...

Six months later it has stopped working. The "UULF" playlist ID prefix that used to restrict it to only regular videos is including Shorts now. 😡

Anyone happen to know what's up?
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Amazon has created their own Temu clone. It's a race to the bottom everywhere you look. Thanks, capitalism! #til
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM