ChrysaorTheGolden
@chrysaor.bsky.social
Older than you, gayer than you, but above all stupider than you
Freaks please interact. 18+
Freaks please interact. 18+
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All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
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The War on Woke is going about as well as one would predict, given the US's military track record over the past 75 years.
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The War on Woke is going about as well as one would predict, given the US's military track record over the past 75 years.
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Gothcember Day 7: Raven
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Gothcember Day 7: Raven
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i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need
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![4-panel comic. (1) [person in the sky unpacks skateboard from parachute bag] I guess this is on me. I should really keep my skateboarding gear and my parachutes in different-looking bags. (2) [person looking down at skateboard as they fall] (3) [person falling wile holding skateboard in one hand and phone making “beep beep” sound in the other] (4) (person still falling with skateboard, now talking on phone] Hello, Pro Skate Parks LLC? I’d like to place an extremely expedited order for a 600-foot halfpipe.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwizkm6ipybg7gnobh5z2mlpu2o6w5ayb4uygqqs4mx3uxjcn6ke@jpeg)
October 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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holding hope that the asexuality will finally hit one day and i'll look back on everything i used to go crazy bonkers horny for and go what the fuck man that's just shapes. all along it was all just shapes
October 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
holding hope that the asexuality will finally hit one day and i'll look back on everything i used to go crazy bonkers horny for and go what the fuck man that's just shapes. all along it was all just shapes
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I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion
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August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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this got deleted on tumblr for being sexually explicit. ironic! and perfect!
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
this got deleted on tumblr for being sexually explicit. ironic! and perfect!
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This is ultimately the response I want from my art 🙏🏻✨ tysm
that looks disgusting and i hate it
more please
more please
August 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is ultimately the response I want from my art 🙏🏻✨ tysm
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i'm thinking about panties and you expect me to get anything done? i'm literally thinking about panties
July 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i'm thinking about panties and you expect me to get anything done? i'm literally thinking about panties
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good doggy can hardly fit in her panties!...
July 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
good doggy can hardly fit in her panties!...
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A sincere thank you to everyone who's read the comic and supported the channel, because I hold no illusions about the fact that this publication would not have happened, and certainly not this quickly, without all of you! ❤️ -R
July 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A sincere thank you to everyone who's read the comic and supported the channel, because I hold no illusions about the fact that this publication would not have happened, and certainly not this quickly, without all of you! ❤️ -R
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the sigma male takes great care to ensure his penis is perceived as bouba rather than kiki
July 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sigma male takes great care to ensure his penis is perceived as bouba rather than kiki
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The Internet Roadtrip is now trying to cross Labrador. A 100-foot gap in Street View coverage almost forced them to turn back, but as they approached the break, someone got a friend in Labrador City to drive to the spot IRL and take and upload a panoramic photo to fix it. neal.fun/internet-roa...
Internet Roadtrip
Let's take a streetview roadtrip
neal.fun
July 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Internet Roadtrip is now trying to cross Labrador. A 100-foot gap in Street View coverage almost forced them to turn back, but as they approached the break, someone got a friend in Labrador City to drive to the spot IRL and take and upload a panoramic photo to fix it. neal.fun/internet-roa...
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A Medic-Alert bracelet that just says, “Step on my throat.”
July 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A Medic-Alert bracelet that just says, “Step on my throat.”
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We built this city on dark ambient drone.
July 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We built this city on dark ambient drone.
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This is not the print I ordered but it is really, really funny so I'll take it
July 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is not the print I ordered but it is really, really funny so I'll take it
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Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
July 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
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I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago
July 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago
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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
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Looked over my shoulder
July 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Looked over my shoulder
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hey guys, did you know I'm on bluesky?
check out my bluesky by looking here.
check out my bluesky by looking here.
November 9, 2024 at 9:20 PM
hey guys, did you know I'm on bluesky?
check out my bluesky by looking here.
check out my bluesky by looking here.
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What it's like when people flirt with me-
January 13, 2024 at 9:08 PM
What it's like when people flirt with me-