BusyBeleBatman
@chronoz.bsky.social
Running out of kerchiefs to put on different social media platforms
Bet this guy is a quack doctor
I bet my wife is gonna love how I reduckorated the bathroom while she was on a two week business trip.
(Reader, she did not.)
(Reader, she did not.)
May 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Bet this guy is a quack doctor
Crazy that 14% of your sales occur on a single day (that too for a perishable product)
Love this: "How Your Mother’s Day Orchid Became a Mass-Market Commodity:
Once a rare luxury for the wealthy, orchids can now be had for $10 at the grocery store" www.wsj.com/science/orch...
Once a rare luxury for the wealthy, orchids can now be had for $10 at the grocery store" www.wsj.com/science/orch...
May 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Crazy that 14% of your sales occur on a single day (that too for a perishable product)
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I am increasingly convinced I am either not human, or that these captchas are no longer a way to verify if someone is human
50% of the time, my attempts are rejected. Like this one, which apparently is not what I typed (this is via Cloudflare)
Anyone human: what does this captcha actually read?
50% of the time, my attempts are rejected. Like this one, which apparently is not what I typed (this is via Cloudflare)
Anyone human: what does this captcha actually read?
April 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I am increasingly convinced I am either not human, or that these captchas are no longer a way to verify if someone is human
50% of the time, my attempts are rejected. Like this one, which apparently is not what I typed (this is via Cloudflare)
Anyone human: what does this captcha actually read?
50% of the time, my attempts are rejected. Like this one, which apparently is not what I typed (this is via Cloudflare)
Anyone human: what does this captcha actually read?
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Sure AI hallucinated this reference, but look at it's confidence that Dr. M. Patel was involved!
April 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sure AI hallucinated this reference, but look at it's confidence that Dr. M. Patel was involved!
How do they check if the consumer is worth over $800?
DHL halts international deliveries to US consumers worth over $800
DHL halts international deliveries to US consumers worth over $800
Shein haul slowdown
buff.ly
April 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How do they check if the consumer is worth over $800?
I'm very very excited about the Murderbot TV series and (surprisingly) the trailer has done nothing to dampen my enthusiasm 😮
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQUL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQUL...
MURDERBOT Official Trailer (2025) Alexander Skarsgård
YouTube video by Rapid Trailer
www.youtube.com
April 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'm very very excited about the Murderbot TV series and (surprisingly) the trailer has done nothing to dampen my enthusiasm 😮
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQUL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQUL...
Is this why they are starting a beef with everyone?
Lutnick: "European Union won't take chicken from America ... they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak."
April 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Is this why they are starting a beef with everyone?
Started watching season 2 of Invincible yesterday.
*logging into facebook today.
Feed:
*logging into facebook today.
Feed:
February 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Started watching season 2 of Invincible yesterday.
*logging into facebook today.
Feed:
*logging into facebook today.
Feed:
Where have you gone, Hari Seldon, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you?
February 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Where have you gone, Hari Seldon, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you?
Cops should clarify whether they stole butter or ghee
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Cops should clarify whether they stole butter or ghee
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ice-t’s birth name is lipton.
January 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ice-t’s birth name is lipton.
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When I see someone with NSFW in their bio I assume they're organizing labor and starting a union.
January 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
When I see someone with NSFW in their bio I assume they're organizing labor and starting a union.
Strongly relate to the first panel
January 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Strongly relate to the first panel
Honestly, I would respect potato-boss a lot more than regular boss
January 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Honestly, I would respect potato-boss a lot more than regular boss
Very clever messaging
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Very clever messaging
Do Egyptians who break their back go to a Cairopractor?
January 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Do Egyptians who break their back go to a Cairopractor?
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Today, thanks to an upcoming organizational change, learned that the French for COO is, “chef de l’exploitation.” No notes.
January 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Today, thanks to an upcoming organizational change, learned that the French for COO is, “chef de l’exploitation.” No notes.
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Whenever I stay in a rental flat I check to see if the previous guests have logged out of Netflix. If they haven't, I'll start watching stuff, deleting things from their watch list and generally messing with their recommendations.
January 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Whenever I stay in a rental flat I check to see if the previous guests have logged out of Netflix. If they haven't, I'll start watching stuff, deleting things from their watch list and generally messing with their recommendations.
Male dance instructors don't really teach you anything. They just show you some general guy dance.
January 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Male dance instructors don't really teach you anything. They just show you some general guy dance.
This is the stupidest star trek meme I've seen in a while and I still laughed 🤦♂️
January 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is the stupidest star trek meme I've seen in a while and I still laughed 🤦♂️
This is pretty funny, but also only Americans will quantify the cycle of life in terms of the stores you frequent
January 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This is pretty funny, but also only Americans will quantify the cycle of life in terms of the stores you frequent
If you ever lose hope because of the direction the world is progressing, remember that the Empire strikes back is always followed by the Return of the Jedi.
a knight with a helmet and a sword says " this is the way "
ALT: a knight with a helmet and a sword says " this is the way "
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If you ever lose hope because of the direction the world is progressing, remember that the Empire strikes back is always followed by the Return of the Jedi.
I just installed Whatsapp on my desktop and I'm sad to say that it's been a gamechanger (don't have text in the middle of typing emails).
I'm ready to embrace my role as an elder millennial.
I'm ready to embrace my role as an elder millennial.
January 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I just installed Whatsapp on my desktop and I'm sad to say that it's been a gamechanger (don't have text in the middle of typing emails).
I'm ready to embrace my role as an elder millennial.
I'm ready to embrace my role as an elder millennial.
Working on your laptop until the flight lands is the original cloud computing 🙏
January 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Working on your laptop until the flight lands is the original cloud computing 🙏
I get some toothpaste in my hair so the morning's been a bit of a mess. On the plus side, I now have a solid excuse when someone asks me why my hair is so white 🙃
January 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I get some toothpaste in my hair so the morning's been a bit of a mess. On the plus side, I now have a solid excuse when someone asks me why my hair is so white 🙃