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I've never been a godly woman, but this is scripture if I've ever read it.
Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Art.
April 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Nailed it with this one.
April 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I should have made more AOCs.
April 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hey Gainesville, let's bite back!! 🐊
April 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Florida's 🤡 in chief, DeSantis proposes to use child labor to make up for workforce reductions in low-paying jobs which are being caused by mass deportations.

Your kids don't need an education, they need to get in the fields.

I hate it here.
Is this who we want to become?!
March 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I can't bring myself to check (mental health, and all)...has anyone seen how right-wing media is spinning Hegseth's covfefe klatch?
March 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Pete Hegswith just texted me the entry code for Fort Knox.
March 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Temporary alteration to my favorite floridian signage by @vsteiner.bsky.social
March 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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whether they’re retiring or not this should be the last term for each of them
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.

The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:

Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
March 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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If I send out an email with a typo it crushes my spirit for the whole day and meanwhile like the Attorney General puts out daily memos saying, “Professional infiltrators indanger and ruin our beautiful and previous Campuses which must change.”
March 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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My latest: you can't fear a government shutdown when the government is already shut down... www.joyannreid.com/p/the-daily-...
The Daily Reid: The government is already shut down
How do you shut down a government that's already being dismantled? Call your Senator and tell them to stop playing and put an end to the Trump, Elon, doge madness.
www.joyannreid.com
March 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Florida is beautiful this time of year, come on down! Let's show the GOP that we bite back 🐊

@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@repilhan.bsky.social
@repjasmine.bsky.social
🚨TO ELECTED DEMOCRATS:

Dems in Gainesville are planning an Empty Chair Town Hall for their Republican Congressperson KAT CAMMACK in FL-03.

They are looking for a Dem representative to act as a stand-in for her during this Town Hall!

Are you game? Contact monique4kamala on Bluesky.

#ActionList
March 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Just as a reminder, it was never about efficiency.
Elon Musk staffers are drawing six-figure government salaries funded by taxpayers.
March 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Eww, Elon.

#teslatakedown
March 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The good news is that Tesla stock has lost 44% of its value since it peaked on December 17th! Let's do some more damage!
March 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Smokey the Bear’s gonna check his .gov email when he’s done hibernating this year like what the fuuuuuuuck
March 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
literally me anytime anyone has the audacity to appreciate the outdoors when there are invasive species present. don't worry, i will point out all the problems of that pretty green plant and likely ruin this outing for the both of us. you're welcome.
Everybody is so touched by this anglerfish coming to see the light and I’m over here like “actually you are deeply misunderstanding the sensorium of deep sea creatures and that girl was blinded way before she got to the surface.”
March 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
No response will be met with replacement in 2026 🗳️
@JustKathHere
I'm going to start e-mailing every GOP Senator and House Rep and ask them to tell me 5 things they did this week. Imagine if we ALL did this.

This is a GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!
March 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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We have a chance to stop the Bellini Mussolini in the 3 special elections coming up for control of the US House! DONATE to FL- 6 Josh Weil (www.joshweil.us), FL-1 Gay Valmont (gayforcongress.com) and NY-21 Blake Gendebien (blakegendebienforcongress.com) DONATE to TAKE BACK THE HOUSE! STOP KRASNOV!
March 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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JD Vance Flees To Undisclosed Location After Hundreds Of Protesters Disrupt His Vermont Ski Vacation www.politicususa.com/p/jd-vance-f...
JD Vance Flees To Undisclosed Location After Hundreds Of Protesters Disrupt His Vermont Ski Vacation
Vice President JD Vance arrived in Vermont for a weekend ski vacation and has been met by hundreds of protesters, and fled to an undisclosed location.
www.politicususa.com
March 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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the 'C' in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca" because it's one hole that does just about everything
February 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Remember tomorrow we don’t buy from anyone except small businesses!
February 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM