Christina
christa613.bsky.social
Christina
@christa613.bsky.social
Alabama
Spinster dog and cat mom. Given to short bursts of creativity. INFJ, NHL fan, Whovian, ΣΣΣ alum, Mensa member...yes, really.
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Is Knies even in the lineup tonight? #MapleLeafs #NHLPlayoffs
May 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I bet the Leafs won't score again this season 🤦‍♀️ #MapleLeafs ##LeafsPanthers #NHLPlayoffs
May 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I just ❤️ Max Pacioretty so much! 🥹 #MapleLeafs #NHLPlayoffs
May 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If fans do bring their skates, will they be allowed on the ice? You know, just to have a talk with Bennett. Oh, and can they bring sticks too? #MapleLeafs #NHLPlayoffs
"Are they bringing their skates?"

Paul Maurice on how Sam Bennett will handle the Leafs fans in Game 2. 😂
May 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Creative (yet not untrue) editing done on Sam Bennett's Wikipedia #LeafsPanthers #NHLPlayoffs
May 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My prediction: Ottawa wins the battle of Ontario and the Panthers win the battle of Florida. Then we get the battle of the Tkachuks. The NHL will be giddy with a new story to promote and the Leafs will clean out their lockers and give the same old excuses. #NHLPlayoffs #TorntoMapleLeafs
April 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The #MapleLeafs radio broadcast is back. My life is better with Joe Bowen and Jim Ralph 🥰 #SmallBlessings #TorontoVsOttawa #NHLPlayoffs
April 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Something has gone wrong with the #MapleLeafs radio broadcast. So I'm only hearing the Ottawa broadcast. Oh well, life could be worse 😁 #LeafsVsSenators #NHLPlayoffs
April 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Damn electric cars.
No exhaust pipe.
LOL 🍌🍌🍌
March 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Happy Pi Day
March 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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You gotta love it

Please repost this
March 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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You may know me from such outbursts as "SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THE LIGHT IS GREEN!" and "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY JUST ORDER ALREADY!"
March 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Maybe it’s good Trump exposed America for the freakshow country it is. At least we know who we’re dealing with. Like if your neighbour answered the door in a Jesus mask and covered in sheep’s blood while carrying his unconscious sister. You know you’re NEVER having that motherfucker over for supper.
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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It's okay everyone.

I have great news.

I have done it.

I present to you ...

The greatest cat photo ever.
February 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This made me do a loud snort/laugh that alarmed my coworkers 😂
Nobody

The girl scouts outside of Walmart when they ask you to buy cookies
February 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I need a Spanish-speaking announcer to commentate more things. Life would be so much more exciting.
Instant mood enhancer
February 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Nice camera placement for that Mike Sullivan interview, ESPN 🤮 #4NationsFaceoff
February 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
How about a commercial with an egg? And then there's this frying pan, see? And then the egg goes in the frying pan!
Bringing back the Nancy Reagan classics.
February 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
First, you know there's a poor marketing intern who had to set up all those night lights.

Second, when you wake up in a dark room, is a glowing Gritty the one thing you want to see? 👀
From the Gritty social media account
February 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
MSN
www.msn.com
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm feeling horribly disloyal to my country because I'm really hoping Canada wins on Thursday night.
this really puts a ribbon on why it's felt so weird to see people talk about how great the hockey's been. motherfucker they want to conquer us. they're saying it openly. they're cheering for it. i don't care how nice the cross-seam passes are
www.thedailybeast.com/us-hockey-te...
U.S. Hockey Team Calls for Trump to Attend Canada Match
The U.S. hockey team’s manager said Trump’s tough talk with Canada is helping their performance.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Ooooh well played.
February 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM