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C h r i s n a
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Manic Pixie Dream Dad

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Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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I'm still getting Sak's ads.

Should I get a 3-pack of Prada t-shirts or make the down payment for my kid's braces?
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This guy stumbled upon the phrase "Notoriously Hard" and didn't use that as the title of his book? I question this choices already.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Kinda of a bummer to send your friend such thoughtful hand-drawn birthday messages and then he turns around and talks like this behind your back.
Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):

“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
We should all send Venmo requests to jeevacation@gmail.com. Might be able to score a few bucks!
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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If you ask me, Jeffrey Epstein should be in PRISON.
September 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I know all these press secretaries are always shameless, but it would be kind of cool if one of them just once would angrily quit because their boss sucks.
As Karoline Leavitt concludes her press briefing and walks off, @andrewfeinberg.com asks: "What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"

She did not respond.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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someone has to prove to me that Merrick Garland was a Democrat bc I just don't believe it
i gotta say tho if it turns out the biden/garland doj was sitting on damning evidence that trump fucked kids on pedo island, i’m gonna be real mad that it never leaked
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dog Police (Music Video 1983)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Y-...
Dog Police (Music Video 1983)
YouTube video by Garrett Gilchrist
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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He is keeping that fucking desk and we will never get it back
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tec Kaczynski would've bombed most of the dudes we have to read about every day.
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Reminder: none of us are guaranteed to have a dignified death.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I laughed out loud to myself yesterday thinking that "some unseasonably early snow" was going to demoralize ICE like it was Stalingrad and it turns out I might have been right
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Not the most likely person to appear in the Svengoolie casket.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Good morning, everyone. Let's DO this*!

*nothing
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Came home just in time to catch some Norm MacDonald on Pluto TV.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Welp, the bar I'm in is closing. Time to scramble and see who else is offering any excitement.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Ooh, a sahti beer! It might have been 5 years since I've last seen one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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I'm sorry for using the monkey's paw to wish for a good Packers defense. This is probably my fault.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Weird game!
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Revision!

Packers by 4
Bold Prediction!*

Packers are going to win by 21.

*these haven't worked out this season
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Bold Prediction!*

Packers are going to win by 21.

*these haven't worked out this season
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If LinkedIn sends me a job listing that shows a salary that's >50% more than what I currently earn, I'm guaranteed to read it fully! I'm so weird like that!
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM