Chris Finke (pronounced fin-key)
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Chris Finke (pronounced fin-key)
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The way @libbycwatson.com says "Eastenders" during the British Thought of the Week makes me laugh so hard every time. Everyone should be listening to @whatsallthispod.bsky.social with Libby and @coollike.gay!
July 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My favorite feature of the new AirPods is that they come pre-loaded with the earwax of the last friend who borrowed them.
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Does Facebook not know about this error that appears every single time you open a Facebook link in mobile Safari or do they just not care? It’s only been happening for years so maybe they’re still triaging it.
August 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—
—r about here.

It worked!! Ahah!

Of course, I can't reveal any of what will happen, to avoid paradoxes.
Sorry.

I'll just act normal.
August 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
my car’s shadow looks like shrek
August 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Piss the night away with the birds and @philjamesson.com as we discuss Chumbawamba and the Reddit users who think reality was shifted to change the spelling of the band’s name, plus a moral panic about ninjas in the UK. Wherever you get podcasts and also HERE linktr.ee/whatsallthis...
August 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you’re not listening to the @whatsallthispod.bsky.social podcast, you should be. Charlotte’s Chumbawumba opening had me laughing out loud. Libby is also very funny and good.
August 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I can't wait for @jordanmorris.bsky.social and @jessethorn.bsky.social to cover this on PMMPaSWTAS. Jamie Lee Curtis's character is "dabbling in podcasts"!
Only a great critic can go into a movie as drecky as FREAKIER FRIDAY and emerge with a review as expansive, considered, and thoughtful — not just about the movie, but about the industry that produced it — as the incomparable @szacharek.bsky.social does here: time.com/7308212/frea...
'Freakier Friday' Is Humiliating to Everyone Involved
And it's just the latest in a heap of summer sequels and remakes that seem to exist to turn audiences into nostalgia zombies.
time.com
August 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
July 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
me when i’m jerry seinfeld and i see my naked girlfriend opening a jar of pickles
July 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
A parody of “The Summer I Turned Pretty” called “The Summer I Turned Forty” where instead of the main character finally receiving romantic attention, it’s a man who hits 40 and realizes he’s basically an NPC to anyone under 25.
July 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
This is the biggest freakin AirPod I’ve ever seen!
July 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me when I want to relax but only have an hour to do it before the weekend is over
July 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Do I remember where I left my AirPods? No. But do I remember that on the live episode of ER from 1997 that I only saw part of while walking through our living room that one of the teams playing in the baseball game on the hospital break room TV was the Cubs? 😌 Yes 😌
July 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Me, with four yellow letters in Wordle: “This must be a word I’m not familiar with. These letters have never been used together.”

[10 seconds later]

“Oh it’s ‘dance.’”
July 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
A heist movie where the Constitution can only be amended by anyone who can physically alter it, but it’s guarded by a bipartisan coalition who must also protect it from each other.
July 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
There should be a word for when you like an actor or podcaster or coworker because they kind of look like someone you knew in high school. Doppelfavor?
July 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I had a dream that people who liked Domino's Pizza were called Domicrats.
July 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
You have a hunting license; I have a Good Will Hunting license. (I can watch that movie any time I want.) We are not the same.
June 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Some guys have a side chick. I have a
June 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If you love those ketchups so much, why don't you marry them!
May 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it’s over. You hated it. You were complaining the whole time.
May 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. Too tight. Size 3. Big baby. Huge feet.
April 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Now You S33 M3
The third Now You See Me is officially titled Now You See Me: Now You Don’t.

Not bad, but the fact that it is NOT called Now You 3 Me just makes me sad.
April 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Did you hear that a cow is loose in the dispensary? The steaks are high.
April 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM