Chris Finke (pronounced fin-key)
@chrisfinke.com
Does Facebook not know about this error that appears every single time you open a Facebook link in mobile Safari or do they just not care? It’s only been happening for years so maybe they’re still triaging it.
August 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Does Facebook not know about this error that appears every single time you open a Facebook link in mobile Safari or do they just not care? It’s only been happening for years so maybe they’re still triaging it.
my car’s shadow looks like shrek
August 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
my car’s shadow looks like shrek
me when i’m jerry seinfeld and i see my naked girlfriend opening a jar of pickles
July 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
me when i’m jerry seinfeld and i see my naked girlfriend opening a jar of pickles
Oh, and also one kid who asked for "Hannah Montana." Like, the character. I was shocked to find out that someone online had already modeled a Hannah Montana figure:
July 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh, and also one kid who asked for "Hannah Montana." Like, the character. I was shocked to find out that someone online had already modeled a Hannah Montana figure:
There was one girl who asked for a butterfly and told my son it could be any kind of butterfly, any color, so he picked out this. (Bambu's multi-color printing is so neat.)
July 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
There was one girl who asked for a butterfly and told my son it could be any kind of butterfly, any color, so he picked out this. (Bambu's multi-color printing is so neat.)
I printed one for my first-grader. He brought it to school for show and tell and came home with orders from his classmates for which colors they wanted: both sides of a sheet of paper covered with names and desired colors of "jragins":
July 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I printed one for my first-grader. He brought it to school for show and tell and came home with orders from his classmates for which colors they wanted: both sides of a sheet of paper covered with names and desired colors of "jragins":
This is the biggest freakin AirPod I’ve ever seen!
July 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is the biggest freakin AirPod I’ve ever seen!
Me when I want to relax but only have an hour to do it before the weekend is over
July 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me when I want to relax but only have an hour to do it before the weekend is over
I had a dream that people who liked Domino's Pizza were called Domicrats.
July 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I had a dream that people who liked Domino's Pizza were called Domicrats.
When I was in high school, the student council ordered pizza while I was working at Domino's and requested different toppings on every slice. They sent me this picture after it was delivered. A couple of months later and it could have been a "8 Mile" tie-in.
June 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
When I was in high school, the student council ordered pizza while I was working at Domino's and requested different toppings on every slice. They sent me this picture after it was delivered. A couple of months later and it could have been a "8 Mile" tie-in.
Some guys have a side chick. I have a
June 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Some guys have a side chick. I have a
No honey, our tight end didn’t die, we just sent him upstate to an
February 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
No honey, our tight end didn’t die, we just sent him upstate to an
You mean I could have just bought them instead of making them with my kidneys??
February 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
You mean I could have just bought them instead of making them with my kidneys??
I’m basically Baumgartner Restoration.
February 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I’m basically Baumgartner Restoration.
There’s no law that says you can’t use the @nytimes.com crossword puzzle as a Notes app replacement.
February 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There’s no law that says you can’t use the @nytimes.com crossword puzzle as a Notes app replacement.