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@craighorlbeck.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social woould you play an injured Kittle or a healthy Strange? I also picked up Loveland just in case... Thanks for helping me get to the championship in BOTH my main leagues, boys. good luck with yours!
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Doctor says my apendix doesn't do anything, but that's where I keep all my Simpson's quotes
July 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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That one homie whose foibles are ripe for jest
May 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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What's up. Here is an early version of my stand-up hour from 2023 in its entirety.

Watch it for free!! And then pay what you wish based on how much you liked it.

This will ultimately help me make the final version. Hope you enjoy.
Early Version of Butterfly Pavilion from August 2023 - Benny Feldman
Watch it for free first down below!! Then pay based on how much you liked it
bennyfeld.com
April 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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If you have Apple TV, the second episode of The Studio might be the greatest sitcom episode in television history. Unless you work in Hollywood, in which case it's probably the most terrifying horror episode in television history.
April 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Adolescence on Netflix is remarkable. It’s thrilling and moving, of course. But it’s also the rare piece of art that might actually do some good in the world. I’m glad it’s huge.
April 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Common Side Effects is the best show that I hear too little about. Animated show on Max by Mike Judge and the folks behind Scavenger’s Reign (another banger.) It’s hilarious, surprising, moving and profoundly relevant. Full recommendation.
March 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
To the tune of Closer to Fine by Indigo Girls:
I drink from the fountain. I went to the doctor
I drink from the fountain. I went to the doctor
The hot doctor bade me to stop drinking,
Drinking from those tainted lines
But I want to see that doctor so I drink from
The grossest I can fiiiiiiiiiind
March 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Me waiting at a draw bridge : I can draw a bridge way better than that. This doesn't even connect!
March 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me after drinking Goldschläger, nibbling the foil on my Modelo bottle: the gold really enhances the flavor
March 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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*walks up to concession stand* i would like to give up please
January 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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watched Interstellar for the first time and honestly it rips?? why was everyone complaining about this movie, "too long"?? "too boring"??? it's great!
January 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bordeaux? Don't mind if I deaux.
January 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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the children LOVE ‘EM
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Huge Ackman : Wolf Marine
January 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mark Wahlberg watching snakes on a plane: If I was on that plane, it wouldn't go down like that.
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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happy 20th anniversary to one of my favorite games ever, Resident Evil 4!!!
🐟🐟🐟🔫🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟
January 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Cute Lucy with her friend, Jade
January 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Cute Eloise snuggling on Jojo's lap
January 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Me (cusing less for my New Year'sResolution) : I gotta go take a shoot
January 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Smoking cigarettes is the McDonalds of breathing
January 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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kate bush running past sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM