im back

we need to bring back poison bottles that have skulls and cross bones on them

When someone follows less than 50 people and you make a post

Adding a Mr beast thumbnail to all my skeets

For those who didn’t follow me on Twitter I’d like to present you with my favorite Twitter conspiracy theory “Chicago is the Holy Land”

thank you Kavi for liking all of my skeets

ngl attaching a constantly fluctuating doomsday clock to the number of posts we read adds a really unique flavor of existential dread to the online experience that i dont think we're sufficiently appreciating

i need to study him in a lab why is he promising 3 hour podcasts now

im not mature enough for an anonymous social media account i just drafted like six tweets about sweeney todd and the kool-aid man

sooooo any vampires on here

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Fuck the Supreme Court!

i need to put my best foot forward with a strong first post but the only thought in my head is of a dunkin donuts themed love hotel