Christine Campbell
@chippie.bsky.social
Find me as close to the ocean as possible. I’m just here for a laugh, talk to me about food and dogs. Puns welcome and appreciated. YVR.
🇨🇦 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
🇨🇦 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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skeleton trying to walk in a storm:
[moist wind chime noises]
[moist wind chime noises]
August 29, 2024 at 11:53 PM
skeleton trying to walk in a storm:
[moist wind chime noises]
[moist wind chime noises]
Trick or treater count so far about 45. Lots of happy kids but one girl said she hopes I don’t get on the Egg List or whatever.
The dog is pissed that he doesn’t get belly rubs from every kid.
The dog is pissed that he doesn’t get belly rubs from every kid.
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trick or treater count so far about 45. Lots of happy kids but one girl said she hopes I don’t get on the Egg List or whatever.
The dog is pissed that he doesn’t get belly rubs from every kid.
The dog is pissed that he doesn’t get belly rubs from every kid.
The last cruise ship of the season leaving Vancouver passing a visiting tall ship from Norway, observed by a seagull on a volleyball net post from my pov on a bench in the sun. 😎
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The last cruise ship of the season leaving Vancouver passing a visiting tall ship from Norway, observed by a seagull on a volleyball net post from my pov on a bench in the sun. 😎
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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The guy who discovered Newfoundland named his kid Newfoundbaby
September 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The guy who discovered Newfoundland named his kid Newfoundbaby
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Draw on eyebrows? What am I an art major?
July 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Draw on eyebrows? What am I an art major?
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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I’m really gonna ask you please not to turn your nose up at the WSJ story and sneer that it’s a distraction.
These men harmed real people. They used their power and money to trap and abuse them.
That’s not a distraction, actually. That’s central to what matters.
These men harmed real people. They used their power and money to trap and abuse them.
That’s not a distraction, actually. That’s central to what matters.
July 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m really gonna ask you please not to turn your nose up at the WSJ story and sneer that it’s a distraction.
These men harmed real people. They used their power and money to trap and abuse them.
That’s not a distraction, actually. That’s central to what matters.
These men harmed real people. They used their power and money to trap and abuse them.
That’s not a distraction, actually. That’s central to what matters.
Couldn’t agree more. It’s not just one thing he said, it’s all the things they are doing.
They keep thinking it’s about the tariffs.
It’s about an oppressive tyrant who wants to make us the 51st state and is saying “go fuck yourself, Nazi.”
Anyhow, that’s why Canadian purchases of US wine are down 94% at a cost of $100 million •already• to the US wine industry.
Oops. FAFO.
It’s about an oppressive tyrant who wants to make us the 51st state and is saying “go fuck yourself, Nazi.”
Anyhow, that’s why Canadian purchases of US wine are down 94% at a cost of $100 million •already• to the US wine industry.
Oops. FAFO.
Canada was once the number-one buyer of U.S. wines. Since the trade war, that’s changed
Liquor sales are down this year in Canada amid persisting economic uncertainty and a collapse in imports of beer, wine and spirits from the U.S.
www.ctvnews.ca
June 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Couldn’t agree more. It’s not just one thing he said, it’s all the things they are doing.
I hereby eradicate from my vocabulary, a previously innocuous phrase that I used on occasion: “thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Never again in my lifetime will this come from my mouth or my keyboard.
Never again in my lifetime will this come from my mouth or my keyboard.
June 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I hereby eradicate from my vocabulary, a previously innocuous phrase that I used on occasion: “thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Never again in my lifetime will this come from my mouth or my keyboard.
Never again in my lifetime will this come from my mouth or my keyboard.
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I love this so much. I have no idea how it got on my phone or who made it.
June 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I love this so much. I have no idea how it got on my phone or who made it.
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It was really just a concept of a parade
June 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It was really just a concept of a parade
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Sir, the people
Must have their voices; neither will they bate
One jot of ceremony.
Must have their voices; neither will they bate
One jot of ceremony.
June 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sir, the people
Must have their voices; neither will they bate
One jot of ceremony.
Must have their voices; neither will they bate
One jot of ceremony.
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
😳
May 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
😳
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A "direct inverse correlation" between fluoride exposure and low IQ" means the more fluoride you get, the higher your IQ. What he's looking for is a "direct correlation," but he doesn't know what any of these words mean or how science works.
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
April 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A "direct inverse correlation" between fluoride exposure and low IQ" means the more fluoride you get, the higher your IQ. What he's looking for is a "direct correlation," but he doesn't know what any of these words mean or how science works.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
What a springy meadowy day 🌼
April 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What a springy meadowy day 🌼
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they're doing this to 19 year old white Germans. if you think you enjoy a certain degree safety because you're not part of the targeted groups, you're wrong.
Two young German travelers expected their Hawaii trip to be a highlight. Instead, their visit ended in handcuffs, jail time, and deportation — a stark reminder of the risks some international visitors face at US borders.
https://beatofhawaii.com/why-these-hawaii-travelers-were-jailed-and-deported/
https://beatofhawaii.com/why-these-hawaii-travelers-were-jailed-and-deported/
Why These Hawaii Travelers Were Jailed And Deported
Two young travelers expected their Hawaii trip to be the highlight of a long awaited world adventure. Instead, their arrival in Honolulu ended in handcuffs, jail, and deportation.
beatofhawaii.com
April 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
they're doing this to 19 year old white Germans. if you think you enjoy a certain degree safety because you're not part of the targeted groups, you're wrong.
I feel like a Conservative election sign on display is on par with wearing a maga hat. Like flying your freak flag, but not in a good way, you know? #canelxn
April 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I feel like a Conservative election sign on display is on par with wearing a maga hat. Like flying your freak flag, but not in a good way, you know? #canelxn