Happy Monday!

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I’m not a great field trip parent because I honestly think that getting back with 95-98% of the kids is pretty good.

some of the puzzles on Wheel of Fortune should be incantations that drive the contestants mad when solved

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”

i found a pulsing crystal in the woods behind my house and traded it for three Mike’s Hard Cranberry tall boys

i am not dopamine scrolling. i am not doom scrolling. i am simply continuing my search for the single sentence that will explain everything. its out there. lets find it

every friend group has that one guy who’s sopping wet

just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me

Emmet Otter's Meth Shack Christmas (1977)

Women on dating apps are happy I'm over 6ft tall but get weird when they see it's all thorax