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i’ve got friends
they don’t love me like i love them
they don’t love me like i love them
February 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i’ve got friends
they don’t love me like i love them
they don’t love me like i love them
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
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Currently watching Toy Story 3, the one where the takeaway is “be on your guard against charismatic cult leaders.”
January 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Currently watching Toy Story 3, the one where the takeaway is “be on your guard against charismatic cult leaders.”
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Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter
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malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough
January 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough
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I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
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BREAKING: U.S. regulators have banned Red Dye 3 from the food supply due to possible risks of cancer and health concerns.
January 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
BREAKING: U.S. regulators have banned Red Dye 3 from the food supply due to possible risks of cancer and health concerns.
I wish I naturally had a high metabolism- thats gotta be awesome.
January 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I wish I naturally had a high metabolism- thats gotta be awesome.
I love all the resolution people flocking to the gyms but I hate that it totally fucks my routine of going to the gym right after work :/ now I go at like 9pm and its cold outside, guys.
January 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I love all the resolution people flocking to the gyms but I hate that it totally fucks my routine of going to the gym right after work :/ now I go at like 9pm and its cold outside, guys.
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"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
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From where the ladies hustle just as hard as the fellas.
December 22, 2024 at 9:48 PM
From where the ladies hustle just as hard as the fellas.
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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Always cringe when people don't let their car warm up before driving.
December 3, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Always cringe when people don't let their car warm up before driving.
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Call me when Hunter gets $2 billion from Saudi Arabia😌
December 2, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Call me when Hunter gets $2 billion from Saudi Arabia😌
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
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where the car people at
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
where the car people at
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Yee! Touareg and Jetta!
December 2, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Yee! Touareg and Jetta!
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oh what i would give to be back in the mountains
November 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
oh what i would give to be back in the mountains
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