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Chicken Boob
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Did you say… Volkswagen???
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i’ve got friends

they don’t love me like i love them
February 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Currently watching Toy Story 3, the one where the takeaway is “be on your guard against charismatic cult leaders.”
January 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough
January 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.

Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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BREAKING: U.S. regulators have banned Red Dye 3 from the food supply due to possible risks of cancer and health concerns.
January 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I wish I naturally had a high metabolism- thats gotta be awesome.
January 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I love all the resolution people flocking to the gyms but I hate that it totally fucks my routine of going to the gym right after work :/ now I go at like 9pm and its cold outside, guys.
January 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"

buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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From where the ladies hustle just as hard as the fellas.
December 22, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Always cringe when people don't let their car warm up before driving.
December 3, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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back to it ✏️
December 4, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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Call me when Hunter gets $2 billion from Saudi Arabia😌
December 2, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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GTI and beetle 🤘🏼
December 3, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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Noodles anyone? #gt3
November 19, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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where the car people at
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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above the clouds
November 14, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Yee! Touareg and Jetta!
December 2, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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stance cars>>>
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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oh what i would give to be back in the mountains
November 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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gm
November 19, 2024 at 2:14 PM