chelsea.
@chichichills.bsky.social
she/her/proud dog dad/friend of dorothea
I did not get the memo about keeping my twitter handle @getsomeleaves9
I did not get the memo about keeping my twitter handle @getsomeleaves9
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Me and my root vegetable
November 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Me and my root vegetable
I think this should be the Bluesky app icon
November 29, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I think this should be the Bluesky app icon
😂😂😂😂
I interacted with children for the first time in like 6 years yesterday and guess who's ready to be a mom? Still not my mom that's for sure.
November 29, 2024 at 5:57 PM
😂😂😂😂
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Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place. ~ Kurt Vonnegut
November 29, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place. ~ Kurt Vonnegut
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[introducing coworkers as they walk into work like they're a starting lineup] shes 5'2 only owns 3 outfits and still owes me SIX DOLLAAAAARS
November 29, 2024 at 3:52 PM
[introducing coworkers as they walk into work like they're a starting lineup] shes 5'2 only owns 3 outfits and still owes me SIX DOLLAAAAARS
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Sometimes I can’t remember where I left my car but Doug still hasn’t forgotten where he found that decomposing street pizza three weeks ago
November 29, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Sometimes I can’t remember where I left my car but Doug still hasn’t forgotten where he found that decomposing street pizza three weeks ago
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when you are looking down at your thanksgiving plate beside your family, please take a moment to recognize how much you would rather be looking at your phone in solitude
November 28, 2024 at 11:38 PM
when you are looking down at your thanksgiving plate beside your family, please take a moment to recognize how much you would rather be looking at your phone in solitude
I have no idea how I ended up on the fungi photography feed but I am locked tf in. I just saw a picture of a blue mushroom and it literally blew my mind. We have smurfs in real life
November 29, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I have no idea how I ended up on the fungi photography feed but I am locked tf in. I just saw a picture of a blue mushroom and it literally blew my mind. We have smurfs in real life
I love this app.
Platypuses' bills can sense the electrical impulses running through the nerves of their prey - they move their bills like metal-detectors to hunt. They are one of the world's only electro-receptive #mammals.
#fieldwork #Tasmania #platypus #WildOz #MammalWatching #platypuses
#fieldwork #Tasmania #platypus #WildOz #MammalWatching #platypuses
November 29, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I love this app.
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
An elderly relative said “I can’t take the look of him” when Jelly Roll appeared in this halftime show and then he got up and left the room.
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
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Social media ain’t felt this social in quite some time
November 14, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Social media ain’t felt this social in quite some time
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My half-brother did the funniest thing imaginable and arrived to this potluck Thanksgiving with a big bag. “What did you bring?” Just tupperware for leftovers
November 28, 2024 at 10:17 PM
My half-brother did the funniest thing imaginable and arrived to this potluck Thanksgiving with a big bag. “What did you bring?” Just tupperware for leftovers
I would like to see more of these please and thank you
Boomer report: my mother was trying to turn off my TV and instead somehow bought The Remains of the Day on my account
November 29, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I would like to see more of these please and thank you
😂😂😂
"I had a dream last night that we were all sitting around at a Thanksgiving table but instead of saying what we were grateful for we were saying our favorite drugs."
-My friend's mom, just now
-My friend's mom, just now
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
😂😂😂
Jae Crowder you ARE a Sacramento King 🫡🫡🫡
Gotta respect Jae Crowder just talking incredible amounts of shit after being on his couch 48 hours ago.
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Jae Crowder you ARE a Sacramento King 🫡🫡🫡
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Jae Crowder off the street into the Kings starting lineup
November 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Jae Crowder off the street into the Kings starting lineup
MALIK means KING in Arabic!!!!!!!!!
😤😤😤
😤😤😤
November 28, 2024 at 3:20 AM
MALIK means KING in Arabic!!!!!!!!!
😤😤😤
😤😤😤
DAWG
November 28, 2024 at 1:27 AM
DAWG
Everybody shut up and look at these beautiful flowers
November 27, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Everybody shut up and look at these beautiful flowers
What in the fuck is threads this is a serious question
November 27, 2024 at 6:45 AM
What in the fuck is threads this is a serious question