Chelsea Chains
@chelseachains.meangirls.online
Picnic Basket Case
Fighting Foodons E01. Rice to Meet You
YouTube video by The Visual Media Archive
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December 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Socially anxious Santa: will take photos with you but he won’t hold the kids and he won’t look at the camera
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Socially anxious Santa: will take photos with you but he won’t hold the kids and he won’t look at the camera
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[to tune of ‘Tell it to my Heart’] tap it on my tongue
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
[to tune of ‘Tell it to my Heart’] tap it on my tongue
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sony introduces crossieplay on the ps5, gets its consoles banned as medical devices
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
sony introduces crossieplay on the ps5, gets its consoles banned as medical devices
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luigi mangione didn’t kill that guy and i know this to be true because i would never fuck a murderer but i would let luigi mangione blow my brains out i mean my brains i mean i mean blow my back out
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
luigi mangione didn’t kill that guy and i know this to be true because i would never fuck a murderer but i would let luigi mangione blow my brains out i mean my brains i mean i mean blow my back out
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If adults ever called you an “old soul” what they meant was “holy shit this kid is already out of seratonin”
July 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If adults ever called you an “old soul” what they meant was “holy shit this kid is already out of seratonin”
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what some "switches" mean when they say they can be a top
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
what some "switches" mean when they say they can be a top
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
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I love when my lovers love on each other
Share the Load vibes but the load is just load
Share the Load vibes but the load is just load
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I love when my lovers love on each other
Share the Load vibes but the load is just load
Share the Load vibes but the load is just load
Get like me
With Hot Girl Breakfast
Be hungover and eat 2 breakfast burritos 2 granola bars and drink 2 white monsters
One simple trick for a thick ass
With Hot Girl Breakfast
Be hungover and eat 2 breakfast burritos 2 granola bars and drink 2 white monsters
One simple trick for a thick ass
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Get like me
With Hot Girl Breakfast
Be hungover and eat 2 breakfast burritos 2 granola bars and drink 2 white monsters
One simple trick for a thick ass
With Hot Girl Breakfast
Be hungover and eat 2 breakfast burritos 2 granola bars and drink 2 white monsters
One simple trick for a thick ass
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
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my mom did this very cursed dick santa
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
my mom did this very cursed dick santa
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if i owned a casino every christmas i would host an event called cigarette santa. a disheveled guy in a santa costume that reeks of cigs will walk around the casino and if you tell him merry christmas he will hand you a loose cigarette and light it for you with a jolly wink
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
if i owned a casino every christmas i would host an event called cigarette santa. a disheveled guy in a santa costume that reeks of cigs will walk around the casino and if you tell him merry christmas he will hand you a loose cigarette and light it for you with a jolly wink
How come ppl don’t talk about kink more, is it really that taboo or smth?
Anyway, blindfolding is a great way to turn it up a little bit, you can’t see the impact coming.
Anyway, blindfolding is a great way to turn it up a little bit, you can’t see the impact coming.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
How come ppl don’t talk about kink more, is it really that taboo or smth?
Anyway, blindfolding is a great way to turn it up a little bit, you can’t see the impact coming.
Anyway, blindfolding is a great way to turn it up a little bit, you can’t see the impact coming.
Gotta crack a couple eggs on Grindr to make an omelette
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Gotta crack a couple eggs on Grindr to make an omelette
Tired: degen sodomy orgy with gender
Wired: degen sodomy orgy with gender and big mom energy with snacks and drinks and fresh razors and toothbrushes in a little basket by the fresh towels
Wired: degen sodomy orgy with gender and big mom energy with snacks and drinks and fresh razors and toothbrushes in a little basket by the fresh towels
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tired: degen sodomy orgy with gender
Wired: degen sodomy orgy with gender and big mom energy with snacks and drinks and fresh razors and toothbrushes in a little basket by the fresh towels
Wired: degen sodomy orgy with gender and big mom energy with snacks and drinks and fresh razors and toothbrushes in a little basket by the fresh towels
Jokes on you, I took my extra days off, ignored the holidays, and enacted degeneracy instead 😛🤘
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Jokes on you, I took my extra days off, ignored the holidays, and enacted degeneracy instead 😛🤘
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My therapist says I can come over to your house after work if your therapist says it’s okay
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My therapist says I can come over to your house after work if your therapist says it’s okay
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hey bookshop has free shipping today! perfect kind of place to get your copy of SIMPLICITY
Simplicity: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
hey bookshop has free shipping today! perfect kind of place to get your copy of SIMPLICITY
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I'm back on @wtyppod.bsky.social and I continue delivering on my promise to immediately get youtube to age-restrict every episode I'm on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHjC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHjC...
Well There's Your Problem | Episode 189: 2017 Port Defiance Derailment
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
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November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm back on @wtyppod.bsky.social and I continue delivering on my promise to immediately get youtube to age-restrict every episode I'm on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHjC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHjC...
Yeah, like straight girl era in the most lesbian way where I ask the man to shave and shower before we kiss and I hold my nose while gargling it
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Yeah, like straight girl era in the most lesbian way where I ask the man to shave and shower before we kiss and I hold my nose while gargling it
I must’ve busted half dozen times bouncing on it oh mylanta
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I must’ve busted half dozen times bouncing on it oh mylanta