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so im just supposed to feed the body, and move the body, and rest the body, all after making it labor under the most stressful conditions ??
June 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
so im just supposed to feed the body, and move the body, and rest the body, all after making it labor under the most stressful conditions ??
a coworker is super into golf and when i tell you i was not prepared to hear the words “strokeplay” on this call
May 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
a coworker is super into golf and when i tell you i was not prepared to hear the words “strokeplay” on this call
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His musical taste was unimpeachable
May 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
His musical taste was unimpeachable
went to sleep by 10-1030 three worknights in a row this week and regrettably must allow that i do, in fact, feel better
April 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
went to sleep by 10-1030 three worknights in a row this week and regrettably must allow that i do, in fact, feel better
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Now is the perfect time to watch Midnight Mass for the first time or the 9392nd time if you’re me
April 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Now is the perfect time to watch Midnight Mass for the first time or the 9392nd time if you’re me
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Writing a part for an actor is a little bit like dressing a kid up for Halloween. They have to believe in the thing so totally and they’re taking your word for it they won’t look silly. And you want them to get a full bucket of candy for that faith. You guys delivered the candy.
April 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Writing a part for an actor is a little bit like dressing a kid up for Halloween. They have to believe in the thing so totally and they’re taking your word for it they won’t look silly. And you want them to get a full bucket of candy for that faith. You guys delivered the candy.
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Happy #TransDayOfVisibility! This Ends at Prom only works because of @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social’s sharped-tongue, coming-of-age experiences as a trans woman who came out in 2009, AND the fact she edits every single episode herself.
Thank you for supporting trans-hosted and produced podcasting.
Thank you for supporting trans-hosted and produced podcasting.
March 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy #TransDayOfVisibility! This Ends at Prom only works because of @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social’s sharped-tongue, coming-of-age experiences as a trans woman who came out in 2009, AND the fact she edits every single episode herself.
Thank you for supporting trans-hosted and produced podcasting.
Thank you for supporting trans-hosted and produced podcasting.
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So the thing is, they’d probably sell more of these if it were actually a dildo than a lamp. They’d also sell more if it was for a movie that they marketed better and actually seen by people lol
March 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So the thing is, they’d probably sell more of these if it were actually a dildo than a lamp. They’d also sell more if it was for a movie that they marketed better and actually seen by people lol
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They fucking disappeared Hamdan Ballal. Sheer impunity, knowing the US isn't going to say shit.
"As he was being treated in an ambulance, soldiers detained him and a second Palestinian man, the [Center for Jewish Nonviolence] said. It said his whereabouts were now unknown."
"As he was being treated in an ambulance, soldiers detained him and a second Palestinian man, the [Center for Jewish Nonviolence] said. It said his whereabouts were now unknown."
Oscar-winning Palestinian director is attacked by Jewish settlers and detained, activists say
Activists say Israeli settlers beat up one of the Palestinian co-directors of the Oscar-winning film “No Other Land” in the occupied West Bank, and he was then detained by the Israeli military.
apnews.com
March 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
They fucking disappeared Hamdan Ballal. Sheer impunity, knowing the US isn't going to say shit.
"As he was being treated in an ambulance, soldiers detained him and a second Palestinian man, the [Center for Jewish Nonviolence] said. It said his whereabouts were now unknown."
"As he was being treated in an ambulance, soldiers detained him and a second Palestinian man, the [Center for Jewish Nonviolence] said. It said his whereabouts were now unknown."
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Honestly can’t believe A24 doesn’t have the centipede necklace in its shop. Doubly baffling that no one on Etsy has taken up the challenge.
March 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Honestly can’t believe A24 doesn’t have the centipede necklace in its shop. Doubly baffling that no one on Etsy has taken up the challenge.
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Part 1 of my Catholic Hymn Tier List is up! I made mid and high tier available to paid subscribers as a treat for sticking with me through my Mexico hiatus, but the honorable mentions and low tiers are readable by all. Let us pray.
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/catholic-h...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/catholic-h...
Catholic Hymn Tier List
An incomplete yet substantive ranking
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
March 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Part 1 of my Catholic Hymn Tier List is up! I made mid and high tier available to paid subscribers as a treat for sticking with me through my Mexico hiatus, but the honorable mentions and low tiers are readable by all. Let us pray.
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/catholic-h...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/catholic-h...
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i made another orlok 👻
March 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i made another orlok 👻
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I’ll be honest… just wanted to draw some tdick <3
#transart #transartist #queerart #nsfwart #transmasc
#transart #transartist #queerart #nsfwart #transmasc
March 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’ll be honest… just wanted to draw some tdick <3
#transart #transartist #queerart #nsfwart #transmasc
#transart #transartist #queerart #nsfwart #transmasc
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Hulu ruining the Oscars is really poetic coming after Sean Baker’s speech about streaming services killing the movies
March 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hulu ruining the Oscars is really poetic coming after Sean Baker’s speech about streaming services killing the movies
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With Conan O’Brien hosting, I think this might finally be MAC AND ME’s year.
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
With Conan O’Brien hosting, I think this might finally be MAC AND ME’s year.
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Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy you were"
- how many hours you worked
People WILL remember:
- that time in school when you said that dumb thing
- omg they all still talk about it
- you should see the group chat
- nerd
- your salary
- how "busy you were"
- how many hours you worked
People WILL remember:
- that time in school when you said that dumb thing
- omg they all still talk about it
- you should see the group chat
- nerd
March 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy you were"
- how many hours you worked
People WILL remember:
- that time in school when you said that dumb thing
- omg they all still talk about it
- you should see the group chat
- nerd
- your salary
- how "busy you were"
- how many hours you worked
People WILL remember:
- that time in school when you said that dumb thing
- omg they all still talk about it
- you should see the group chat
- nerd
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March 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
🦋 🎀 GIVEAWAY 🎀 🦋
This little guy is the first of its kind; an ambassador for more to come at The Stitchy Button! It’s made of iridescent organza, stuffed with a rainbow of scraps. flowers! ribbons! sequins! a felt fish!
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This little guy is the first of its kind; an ambassador for more to come at The Stitchy Button! It’s made of iridescent organza, stuffed with a rainbow of scraps. flowers! ribbons! sequins! a felt fish!
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not to project on main but i fully read this as “messy bottom” thrice before getting it right
February 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
not to project on main but i fully read this as “messy bottom” thrice before getting it right
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Shoutout to people who actually need to call but text first to make sure we’re in a good head space. Like, I am not, but since you were thoughtful enough to ask, you can go ahead and call as a little treat.
February 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Shoutout to people who actually need to call but text first to make sure we’re in a good head space. Like, I am not, but since you were thoughtful enough to ask, you can go ahead and call as a little treat.
watching peaky blinders for the first time and dang this show is just a giving tree to rodent-man (compliment) enthusiasts
February 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
watching peaky blinders for the first time and dang this show is just a giving tree to rodent-man (compliment) enthusiasts
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Being an adult is like “Ratatouille” except you’re both the hapless human AND the rat who’s trying to get him to stop being terrible at everything and also the food is worse
February 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Being an adult is like “Ratatouille” except you’re both the hapless human AND the rat who’s trying to get him to stop being terrible at everything and also the food is worse
it’s unfortunate how often i find myself singing this whenever I’m just trying to exist publicly as middle aged folk
a woman in a floral dress is screaming and says i have friends i definitely have friends
ALT: a woman in a floral dress is screaming and says i have friends i definitely have friends
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February 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
it’s unfortunate how often i find myself singing this whenever I’m just trying to exist publicly as middle aged folk
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Standing before me was death
but I'd never been so happy
but I'd never been so happy
February 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Standing before me was death
but I'd never been so happy
but I'd never been so happy
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dick from a divorced 50 year old man while he cries about hitting rock bottom would fix me
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
dick from a divorced 50 year old man while he cries about hitting rock bottom would fix me