Shayne Mathis
@metalshayne.bsky.social
Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast.
This can't be right
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
This can't be right
I'm listening to funk metal. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f7X...
Infectious Grooves - Violent & Funky
YouTube video by InfectiousGVEVO
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February 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I'm listening to funk metal. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f7X...
I like this German hardcore band Slope but the powerful 311 vibes exuded from their music is surfacing some troublesome questions like "If I listened to 311 right now would I enjoy it?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRmc...
SLOPE - Same Blues (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Slope
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February 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I like this German hardcore band Slope but the powerful 311 vibes exuded from their music is surfacing some troublesome questions like "If I listened to 311 right now would I enjoy it?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRmc...
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cops: sex trafficking victims are impossible to find! most of them don’t even know they’ve been trafficked.
dozens of women over decades: here’s our sworn statements about jeff epstein
cops: …
prosecutors: …
anti-trafficking task forces: …
cops: we have no choice but to do a craigslist sting
dozens of women over decades: here’s our sworn statements about jeff epstein
cops: …
prosecutors: …
anti-trafficking task forces: …
cops: we have no choice but to do a craigslist sting
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
cops: sex trafficking victims are impossible to find! most of them don’t even know they’ve been trafficked.
dozens of women over decades: here’s our sworn statements about jeff epstein
cops: …
prosecutors: …
anti-trafficking task forces: …
cops: we have no choice but to do a craigslist sting
dozens of women over decades: here’s our sworn statements about jeff epstein
cops: …
prosecutors: …
anti-trafficking task forces: …
cops: we have no choice but to do a craigslist sting
It's so funny that Trump is pretty much the Evangelical idea of the antichrist as depicted in one of their goofy Pure Flix movies and they still immediately hitched their wagon to him.
Trump mocks the idea of praying during a meal at the National Prayer Breakfast:
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
It's so funny that Trump is pretty much the Evangelical idea of the antichrist as depicted in one of their goofy Pure Flix movies and they still immediately hitched their wagon to him.
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No! Absolutely not! We aren't doing a crabcore revival! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgmE...
Hall Of The Elders - Fire The Damn Missiles (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Hall of the Elders
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February 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
No! Absolutely not! We aren't doing a crabcore revival! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgmE...
Your friend is in for a rude awakening in a few years if he thinks he can retire at 29 off ~$500K.
February 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Your friend is in for a rude awakening in a few years if he thinks he can retire at 29 off ~$500K.
Graham Linehan looks like a mad scientist's unsuccessful attempt to clone a human.
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Graham Linehan looks like a mad scientist's unsuccessful attempt to clone a human.
It seems crazy to spend $250 million on the Washington Post just to turn it into The Free Press until you realize the ultra wealthy are all engaged in a conspiracy to restructure society in a way that will allow them to control people’s perception of reality.
Video call: WaPo Executive Editor Matt Murray says the paper plans to lay off hundreds of staff, cutting into its local, international, and sports coverage (New York Times)
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February 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
It seems crazy to spend $250 million on the Washington Post just to turn it into The Free Press until you realize the ultra wealthy are all engaged in a conspiracy to restructure society in a way that will allow them to control people’s perception of reality.
Nile - Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes
youtu.be/CmwqMQ2g0NQ?...
youtu.be/CmwqMQ2g0NQ?...
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Nile - Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes
youtu.be/CmwqMQ2g0NQ?...
youtu.be/CmwqMQ2g0NQ?...
I’ve had the Travel Channel on for 3.5 hours and all they’ve aired is shows about ghosts, aliens and guardian angels.
February 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I’ve had the Travel Channel on for 3.5 hours and all they’ve aired is shows about ghosts, aliens and guardian angels.
I will be boycotting the Super (Toilet) Bowl “show” and Bad Bunny’s disrespectful Spanish singing. Instead I will by watching the family friendly all-American half time show featuring Mr. Kid Rock who sings about wholesome topics like how much he likes DUIs and statutory rape.
February 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I will be boycotting the Super (Toilet) Bowl “show” and Bad Bunny’s disrespectful Spanish singing. Instead I will by watching the family friendly all-American half time show featuring Mr. Kid Rock who sings about wholesome topics like how much he likes DUIs and statutory rape.
The Monsterverse is back, babyyyyy! Let's goooooooo
A new god rises in the official trailer for MONARCH: LEGACY OF MONSTERS Season 2, premiering February 27.
Kong and Godzilla team up to fight a brand new monster!
Kong and Godzilla team up to fight a brand new monster!
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The Monsterverse is back, babyyyyy! Let's goooooooo
Someone make a bootleg of this hat so I don’t have to give Tucker my money.
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Someone make a bootleg of this hat so I don’t have to give Tucker my money.
JD Vance citing and speaking favorably of Murray in Hillbilly Elegy was a huge flashing warning sign to shun his ass, but liberals and centrists gave him a pass because he criticized a group of people who’re typically considered conservative and here we are.
Most reliable red flag for a certain kind of ostensibly sensible centrist-ish elite is when they dig in their heels insisting Charles Murray is some kind of serious thinker who shouldn't be shunned, rather than a plain old gutter racist substantially on par with David Duke.
Forgive me, Jesus, because I genuinely deeply enjoy how perpetually unhappy and desolate these losers are.
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
JD Vance citing and speaking favorably of Murray in Hillbilly Elegy was a huge flashing warning sign to shun his ass, but liberals and centrists gave him a pass because he criticized a group of people who’re typically considered conservative and here we are.
I saw that Get A Life - one of the greatest weirdo sit-coms of all time - recently got added to Tubi and I screamed like a little girl.
had not seen this since first run so I forgot the bit where they all wear red caps that say Handsome Boy.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I saw that Get A Life - one of the greatest weirdo sit-coms of all time - recently got added to Tubi and I screamed like a little girl.
Life hack: If you give ICE body cameras they no longer have to hold an iPhone to record protestors for facial recognition software which frees up their other hand for a second gun to shoot people with.
Kristi Noem: “Effective immediately we are deploying body cameras to every officer in the field in Minneapolis.”
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Life hack: If you give ICE body cameras they no longer have to hold an iPhone to record protestors for facial recognition software which frees up their other hand for a second gun to shoot people with.
This movie is nuts. It’s a Basic Instinct knock-off where Madonna is being investigated for killing a guy by making him too horny. And look at this cast!
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
This movie is nuts. It’s a Basic Instinct knock-off where Madonna is being investigated for killing a guy by making him too horny. And look at this cast!
Watching So I Married An Axe Murderer and thinking about how no one knows Netflix let Mike Myers make a series about the conspiracy theories the dad character was obsessed with 30 years after SIMAAM came out and also Mike Myers hung dong in it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Watching So I Married An Axe Murderer and thinking about how no one knows Netflix let Mike Myers make a series about the conspiracy theories the dad character was obsessed with 30 years after SIMAAM came out and also Mike Myers hung dong in it.
Bari Weiss when she has to fire a guy for being best buds with the most notorious child sex trafficker and pedo in American history.
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Bari Weiss when she has to fire a guy for being best buds with the most notorious child sex trafficker and pedo in American history.
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
This is who runs this account