Shayne Mathis
@metalshayne.bsky.social
Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast.
I’ve had the Travel Channel on for 3.5 hours and all they’ve aired is shows about ghosts, aliens and guardian angels.
February 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I’ve had the Travel Channel on for 3.5 hours and all they’ve aired is shows about ghosts, aliens and guardian angels.
I will be boycotting the Super (Toilet) Bowl “show” and Bad Bunny’s disrespectful Spanish singing. Instead I will by watching the family friendly all-American half time show featuring Mr. Kid Rock who sings about wholesome topics like how much he likes DUIs and statutory rape.
February 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I will be boycotting the Super (Toilet) Bowl “show” and Bad Bunny’s disrespectful Spanish singing. Instead I will by watching the family friendly all-American half time show featuring Mr. Kid Rock who sings about wholesome topics like how much he likes DUIs and statutory rape.
The Monsterverse is back, babyyyyy! Let's goooooooo
A new god rises in the official trailer for MONARCH: LEGACY OF MONSTERS Season 2, premiering February 27.
Kong and Godzilla team up to fight a brand new monster!
Kong and Godzilla team up to fight a brand new monster!
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The Monsterverse is back, babyyyyy! Let's goooooooo
Someone make a bootleg of this hat so I don’t have to give Tucker my money.
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Someone make a bootleg of this hat so I don’t have to give Tucker my money.
JD Vance citing and speaking favorably of Murray in Hillbilly Elegy was a huge flashing warning sign to shun his ass, but liberals and centrists gave him a pass because he criticized a group of people who’re typically considered conservative and here we are.
Most reliable red flag for a certain kind of ostensibly sensible centrist-ish elite is when they dig in their heels insisting Charles Murray is some kind of serious thinker who shouldn't be shunned, rather than a plain old gutter racist substantially on par with David Duke.
Forgive me, Jesus, because I genuinely deeply enjoy how perpetually unhappy and desolate these losers are.
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
JD Vance citing and speaking favorably of Murray in Hillbilly Elegy was a huge flashing warning sign to shun his ass, but liberals and centrists gave him a pass because he criticized a group of people who’re typically considered conservative and here we are.
I saw that Get A Life - one of the greatest weirdo sit-coms of all time - recently got added to Tubi and I screamed like a little girl.
had not seen this since first run so I forgot the bit where they all wear red caps that say Handsome Boy.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I saw that Get A Life - one of the greatest weirdo sit-coms of all time - recently got added to Tubi and I screamed like a little girl.
Life hack: If you give ICE body cameras they no longer have to hold an iPhone to record protestors for facial recognition software which frees up their other hand for a second gun to shoot people with.
Kristi Noem: “Effective immediately we are deploying body cameras to every officer in the field in Minneapolis.”
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Life hack: If you give ICE body cameras they no longer have to hold an iPhone to record protestors for facial recognition software which frees up their other hand for a second gun to shoot people with.
This movie is nuts. It’s a Basic Instinct knock-off where Madonna is being investigated for killing a guy by making him too horny. And look at this cast!
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
This movie is nuts. It’s a Basic Instinct knock-off where Madonna is being investigated for killing a guy by making him too horny. And look at this cast!
Watching So I Married An Axe Murderer and thinking about how no one knows Netflix let Mike Myers make a series about the conspiracy theories the dad character was obsessed with 30 years after SIMAAM came out and also Mike Myers hung dong in it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Watching So I Married An Axe Murderer and thinking about how no one knows Netflix let Mike Myers make a series about the conspiracy theories the dad character was obsessed with 30 years after SIMAAM came out and also Mike Myers hung dong in it.
Bari Weiss when she has to fire a guy for being best buds with the most notorious child sex trafficker and pedo in American history.
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Bari Weiss when she has to fire a guy for being best buds with the most notorious child sex trafficker and pedo in American history.
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
This is who runs this account
Crybaby Occupied Government
Donald Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah for telling jokes at the Grammy Awards. I'm sure the self-declared free speech absolutists will be rushing to Noah's defence at any moment.
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Crybaby Occupied Government
IHYS continues to do the Lord’s work.
New episode of I Hope You Suffer is out! We're back in the Ernest Cinematic Universe and are discussing a real banger. Dr. Otto And The Riddle Of The Gloom Beam.
Available anywhere you listen to podcasts!
ihopeyousuffer.libsyn.com/episode-383-...
Available anywhere you listen to podcasts!
ihopeyousuffer.libsyn.com/episode-383-...
February 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
IHYS continues to do the Lord’s work.
I've been binging Worst Cooks in America on HBOMax and, as far as I can tell, it's the only reality show where multiple seasons were removed from streaming services because a contestant killed someone.
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I've been binging Worst Cooks in America on HBOMax and, as far as I can tell, it's the only reality show where multiple seasons were removed from streaming services because a contestant killed someone.
Many are calling it the least watched event in television history.
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Many are calling it the least watched event in television history.
Me preparing to join Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias after eating an amazing Cuban sandwich and tostones for dinner last night.
February 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Me preparing to join Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias after eating an amazing Cuban sandwich and tostones for dinner last night.
Every time I see a story about MGP I think it's too goofy to be true. But then I remember she was homeschooled by her evangelical parents and, if anything, she should be much more weird.
there is an incredible amount of mgp lore coming out of sw washington and portland right now
February 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Every time I see a story about MGP I think it's too goofy to be true. But then I remember she was homeschooled by her evangelical parents and, if anything, she should be much more weird.
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Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse
It turns out Elon was telling the truth about never visiting pedo island but it's actually because the other pedos found him so annoying they didn't want him around.
elon saying he “always declined” going to epstein island is such an insane lie when he was always BEGGING to go, like in every single email
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
It turns out Elon was telling the truth about never visiting pedo island but it's actually because the other pedos found him so annoying they didn't want him around.
The acclaimed cinematographer of Heat, L.A. Confidential, Manhunter and the Melania Trump documentary has been Chotiner'd.
Absolutely brutal interview
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The acclaimed cinematographer of Heat, L.A. Confidential, Manhunter and the Melania Trump documentary has been Chotiner'd.
It's pretty funny that a punk song won best metal performance but at least it's a band people under 40 listen to.
Turnstile snag their second Grammy of the day as "Birds" wins Best Metal Performance
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February 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It's pretty funny that a punk song won best metal performance but at least it's a band people under 40 listen to.
Tubi really is a bottomless well of cinematic delights. I just found this 1989 action movie where George Clooney plays a drug trafficking surfer. It’s got Gene Simmons and Michelle Pfeiffer’s sister, too!
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Tubi really is a bottomless well of cinematic delights. I just found this 1989 action movie where George Clooney plays a drug trafficking surfer. It’s got Gene Simmons and Michelle Pfeiffer’s sister, too!
Reposted by Shayne Mathis
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend