Charlotte Palmer 🖤
@charlottepx91.bsky.social
QHSE & Tenders by Day, Neonatal Charity CEO by night | mother of boy | consumer of history | trying hard to find my creative side again | love a good read/laugh/drink | If there’s drinks and nibbles I’m in
It’s a magic carpet on a rail… 🎄
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It’s a magic carpet on a rail… 🎄
Getting beer fear on someone else’s behalf because your boss messages “just seen your parents at the station” and you know they’ve been out drinking 🙈😅
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Getting beer fear on someone else’s behalf because your boss messages “just seen your parents at the station” and you know they’ve been out drinking 🙈😅
Reposted by Charlotte Palmer 🖤
It's friday! Time for the weekly good news thread. What's YOUR good news from the week? My good news? The #Creatives4Sudan auction has had an amazing response so far. Bid on everything from pro tv script reads to paintings and signed books from Katherine Rundell! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
It's friday! Time for the weekly good news thread. What's YOUR good news from the week? My good news? The #Creatives4Sudan auction has had an amazing response so far. Bid on everything from pro tv script reads to paintings and signed books from Katherine Rundell! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
There's a version of me that exists somewhere that gets more than 4 hours sleep a night. This version runs on an unholy amount of caffeine and a long to-do list across 2 jobs, a podcast and a book 🙃
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
There's a version of me that exists somewhere that gets more than 4 hours sleep a night. This version runs on an unholy amount of caffeine and a long to-do list across 2 jobs, a podcast and a book 🙃
Algorithms be algorithming but not as intended… recently started playing Call of Duty (yes, late to the party I know) and now my TikTok feed is men in tactical gear doing cringe thirst traps. 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Algorithms be algorithming but not as intended… recently started playing Call of Duty (yes, late to the party I know) and now my TikTok feed is men in tactical gear doing cringe thirst traps. 🙄
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Proud to be taking part in this. There are so many wonderful things by so many wonderful artists that you can bid for! For my part, I’m giving away a first edition copy of THIS QUEER ARAB FAMILY, signed by me.
Place your bids now! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Place your bids now! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Proud to be taking part in this. There are so many wonderful things by so many wonderful artists that you can bid for! For my part, I’m giving away a first edition copy of THIS QUEER ARAB FAMILY, signed by me.
Place your bids now! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Place your bids now! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Handbag WD40 👌🏻
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Handbag WD40 👌🏻
Hard as nails this kid
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hard as nails this kid
Always wanted a Mustang. Admittedly I always wanted a 70s Mustang with a V8, but this is sexy AND environmentally friendly. And it's a childhood dream ticked off. Might seem small and silly to be made up with the fact that I've worked to a point to get something I've always wanted but
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Always wanted a Mustang. Admittedly I always wanted a 70s Mustang with a V8, but this is sexy AND environmentally friendly. And it's a childhood dream ticked off. Might seem small and silly to be made up with the fact that I've worked to a point to get something I've always wanted but
🤩 Spitfire kicks. My shoes are cooler than yours 😏
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
🤩 Spitfire kicks. My shoes are cooler than yours 😏
If you get chance, do go and see Tom
Houghton. My sides hurt from laughing so much last night. Really good show!
Houghton. My sides hurt from laughing so much last night. Really good show!
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If you get chance, do go and see Tom
Houghton. My sides hurt from laughing so much last night. Really good show!
Houghton. My sides hurt from laughing so much last night. Really good show!
Of course I read it at Emergency Bum Gel. 🤦🏼♀️😅
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Of course I read it at Emergency Bum Gel. 🤦🏼♀️😅
Think NEBOSH should take my qualification back. Just gave myself a nasty burn on the arm from the steam from the kettle reaching for a teabag 🤦🏼♀️
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Think NEBOSH should take my qualification back. Just gave myself a nasty burn on the arm from the steam from the kettle reaching for a teabag 🤦🏼♀️
Ooh. Might have to make that again….
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ooh. Might have to make that again….
“Do it all online” they said.
Then “can’t do it online” they said 🙄
Then “can’t do it online” they said 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Do it all online” they said.
Then “can’t do it online” they said 🙄
Then “can’t do it online” they said 🙄
I’m sorting insurance for my new car, and I *very* nearly put my no claims bonus as 147 years. I just feel that old. It’s only been 17.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’m sorting insurance for my new car, and I *very* nearly put my no claims bonus as 147 years. I just feel that old. It’s only been 17.
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I'm so excited to see we've raised over 5k so far on the #Creatives4Sudan auction. Can you help us get to £10k? I'm offering a personalised original Loki drawing, and I really will go all out to make it as funny as possible. app.galabid.com/creatives4su... #KidLitUK #KeepEyesOnSudan
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November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm so excited to see we've raised over 5k so far on the #Creatives4Sudan auction. Can you help us get to £10k? I'm offering a personalised original Loki drawing, and I really will go all out to make it as funny as possible. app.galabid.com/creatives4su... #KidLitUK #KeepEyesOnSudan
Reposted by Charlotte Palmer 🖤
Hello! I'm hosting a new funny history podcast/radio series for children and families, and it's coming very soon on the BBC! Great writers, great performers, great producers, and me arguing with Ramesses the great... what's not to love?
HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Hello! I'm hosting a new funny history podcast/radio series for children and families, and it's coming very soon on the BBC! Great writers, great performers, great producers, and me arguing with Ramesses the great... what's not to love?
An invitation to a Press & Partners night at a theatre certainly wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card at the start of the year, but here we are. I promised myself at the start of the year to push myself out of my comfort zone, to just “do the things”, to talk to people I wouldn’t have otherwise.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
An invitation to a Press & Partners night at a theatre certainly wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card at the start of the year, but here we are. I promised myself at the start of the year to push myself out of my comfort zone, to just “do the things”, to talk to people I wouldn’t have otherwise.
Holy moly…is that…have I finally got the time to do some…writing?!?!
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Holy moly…is that…have I finally got the time to do some…writing?!?!
JB: “Mummy why don’t we eat off the floor?”
Me: well, because it’s usually not very clean
JB: “But aren’t they called tectonic *plates*”
My son the comedian, apparently.
Me: well, because it’s usually not very clean
JB: “But aren’t they called tectonic *plates*”
My son the comedian, apparently.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JB: “Mummy why don’t we eat off the floor?”
Me: well, because it’s usually not very clean
JB: “But aren’t they called tectonic *plates*”
My son the comedian, apparently.
Me: well, because it’s usually not very clean
JB: “But aren’t they called tectonic *plates*”
My son the comedian, apparently.
Reposted by Charlotte Palmer 🖤
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
THE CREATIVES4SUDAN AUCTION IS NOW LIVE!!!!
app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Watched Paddington in Peru again. Did I sob again when he asked to stay with the Browns? Yeeees.
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Watched Paddington in Peru again. Did I sob again when he asked to stay with the Browns? Yeeees.
Eek! That’s two exciting things today! 😅
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Eek! That’s two exciting things today! 😅
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Last ask, I swear. Local film makers shooting a story written by my excellent, clever and funny school writers group. Ignore the figures here. We're £350 short with three days to go. If you've bunged us some money THANK YOU. If you'd like to, THANK YOU. ❤️
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
Angeline - A film by Dallas Road Primary
'Angeline', a film by Dallas Road Primary School, created with Lancaster Film Initiative and Ian Martin.
www.spacehive.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Last ask, I swear. Local film makers shooting a story written by my excellent, clever and funny school writers group. Ignore the figures here. We're £350 short with three days to go. If you've bunged us some money THANK YOU. If you'd like to, THANK YOU. ❤️
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...