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Charles the Goblin
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Goblin, technician @ OtherWorlds TV, harbinger of Chaos. Twice blessed by Queen Mab, liaison to the Winter Court. Pronouns: They/Them. May I have YOUR name?
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We did our usual tradition of going out for Chinese buffet. While standing in line waiting for the Crab Rangoon, a young man (mid 20's) looked me up and down and said "Dude, are you like for real for real?"
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Kids - Santa does not & would never hurt anyone.
This video by Kristi Noem is not nice. It is fake and that's not the real Santa at all.
Many grownups have let Santa know what Ms Noem did and we are told that she is very very very much on the naughty list!
Be good. It's almost Christmas! 🎄
Santa rounds up migrants for ICE in Trump administration’s Christmas-themed AI video
The AI-generated figure, depicted wearing Santa’s traditional red suit and with a white beard, appears with an ICE logo across his chest
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Here’s the full 60 Minutes CECOT story.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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i feel like one thing that we should be making abundantly clear from now on is that the majority of anti-trans consent manufacturers are goddamn pedophiles.

are you going to believe what a bunch of pedophiles say about us? what does that say about you?
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Yes, it’s illegal. Like changing it to Department of War, like ten thousand other things. Part of the Trump strategy is to break the law and convey “the rule of law is weak and feminine and laughable and should be overridden by Our Guy.” Trump is fundamentally anti-law.
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December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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This is the way 👏👏👏👏👏
People are finding out where ICE agents are staying and giving them hell all night long in Minnesota
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Renaming the Kennedy Center by fiat when the name is set by federal statute is just like a president "pardoning" state crimes: it’s an illegal power grab dressed up as a victory lap. You don't get to override the law just because you put your name on the building or a document.
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Every trans person--including every trans child--deserves the chance to be fully themselves. I'm so sick of seeing trans folks harmed repeatedly and unrelentingly, against all reason and scientific precedent. To my trans friends--I'm so sorry the world keeps trying to dim your light.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Red Cross: A blood donation is the best gift you can give to someone.

[Christmas morning]

Kids: [all screaming while opening presents]
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 PM
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Apropos to a post I'm not going to quote: no, you are not fucking obliged to battle the fucking right on fucking social media, or go to where they are. Why make yourself miserable shouting at bots (who don't care) or trolls (who get off on your misery). Make your fucking social media enjoyable, FFS.
December 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Nothing is gonna change until we the people stand up and fight back. "But then they'll just..." yes, they'll retaliate, it'll suck. But in the end, we'll win.

Look at the history of many other countries. This is how this goes.
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So how am I looking? #goblinlife
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
And now, I feel even more like myself. No, nothing in this image is AI generated. It's all finally ME!
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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something funny about a journal called "Futurism" making an article with this headline. But very accurate nonetheless.
Friends have a bit going where we keep adding to this one image with every new relavent headline:
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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You do know he is not just going to give up the presidency? Right?

No dictator has ever been voted out of power.
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I know what you are.
I know what you are not.
And I still believe in what you might become.

-- The Kinheart Assembly
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM