Chardons Morts
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Licensed Therapeutic Foster Parent.
Licensed Therapeutic Foster Parent.
My own personal child, who I took on a month long camping/hiking trip last summer, showed me this picture of "a cute dog my friend saw In the mountains", then proceeded to argue with me for 10 minutes when I said that the "cute dog" is, in fact, a bear.
October 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My own personal child, who I took on a month long camping/hiking trip last summer, showed me this picture of "a cute dog my friend saw In the mountains", then proceeded to argue with me for 10 minutes when I said that the "cute dog" is, in fact, a bear.
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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The thing with designating a group that doesn't actually exist as a terrorist organization is that they can then say anyone they want is a part of that group.
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The thing with designating a group that doesn't actually exist as a terrorist organization is that they can then say anyone they want is a part of that group.
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honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
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If you are neutral in matters of death and suffering than you are neutral as a bullet, as a razor blade, as a length of rope. You are a killer without the decency to commit to pulling your own trigger. It disgusts me.
April 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you are neutral in matters of death and suffering than you are neutral as a bullet, as a razor blade, as a length of rope. You are a killer without the decency to commit to pulling your own trigger. It disgusts me.
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"Those who profess to favor freedom and yet deprecate agitation are men who want crops without plowing up the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters."
-Frederick Douglass, 1857
-Frederick Douglass, 1857
April 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"Those who profess to favor freedom and yet deprecate agitation are men who want crops without plowing up the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters."
-Frederick Douglass, 1857
-Frederick Douglass, 1857
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if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
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Not being allowed to hand water to people in line to vote no matter who they are voting for, while being allowed to hand people million dollar checks to get their vote, is the most American thing ever.
March 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not being allowed to hand water to people in line to vote no matter who they are voting for, while being allowed to hand people million dollar checks to get their vote, is the most American thing ever.
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 🍀
March 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 🍀
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always amazed that Artist and Writer are not considered “real jobs,” but middle manager who writes and runs stuff like this is
my wife is sending me updates from a mandatory team building meeting
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
always amazed that Artist and Writer are not considered “real jobs,” but middle manager who writes and runs stuff like this is
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Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
March 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
Patriot Front spotted marching in Columbia SC today.
March 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Patriot Front spotted marching in Columbia SC today.
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lmao shit is so fucked up
Please look up the influenza epidemic of 1918-19 to understand that the CDC not selecting strains for next year’s vaccines sets the stage for a public health calamity that will, without doubt and at bare minimum, catastrophically and directly impact people you know. This is a five alarm fire.
February 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
lmao shit is so fucked up
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BREAKING NEWS - According to Israeli media, the Israeli army begins a large-scale ground and air attack in Syria.
February 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
BREAKING NEWS - According to Israeli media, the Israeli army begins a large-scale ground and air attack in Syria.
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If in this moment of rising fascism one of the main ideals you’re espousing is fervent anti communism you’re either completely stupid or fash adjacent
February 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
If in this moment of rising fascism one of the main ideals you’re espousing is fervent anti communism you’re either completely stupid or fash adjacent
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We are in such a bizarre timeline when the anthem of fascism is the YMCA song
February 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We are in such a bizarre timeline when the anthem of fascism is the YMCA song
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I feel so sick. Enough with the lies, enough with the games. They know exactly what they're doing.
This is a neo-Nazi movement. Proudly so. The only reason they've kept it coded up until now was to take advantage of those who didn't want to believe it.
No more looking away. Face up to what it is.
This is a neo-Nazi movement. Proudly so. The only reason they've kept it coded up until now was to take advantage of those who didn't want to believe it.
No more looking away. Face up to what it is.
February 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I feel so sick. Enough with the lies, enough with the games. They know exactly what they're doing.
This is a neo-Nazi movement. Proudly so. The only reason they've kept it coded up until now was to take advantage of those who didn't want to believe it.
No more looking away. Face up to what it is.
This is a neo-Nazi movement. Proudly so. The only reason they've kept it coded up until now was to take advantage of those who didn't want to believe it.
No more looking away. Face up to what it is.