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I will never not love this video of bats filmed upside down to make it look like they're at a goth nightclub
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
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hamburger: do my taxes
hamburger helper: goddammit
hamburger helper: goddammit
February 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
hamburger: do my taxes
hamburger helper: goddammit
hamburger helper: goddammit
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
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interviewer: can you explain this gap on your resume
me: yes that is when I worked at the invisible ink factory
me: yes that is when I worked at the invisible ink factory
November 10, 2024 at 2:16 PM
interviewer: can you explain this gap on your resume
me: yes that is when I worked at the invisible ink factory
me: yes that is when I worked at the invisible ink factory
when chipotle gives you a nickname
👉🏻👈🏻🥺
👉🏻👈🏻🥺
September 27, 2024 at 8:52 PM
when chipotle gives you a nickname
👉🏻👈🏻🥺
👉🏻👈🏻🥺
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“I can’t believe it’s not butter.” I say trying to eat soil.
September 13, 2024 at 1:04 PM
“I can’t believe it’s not butter.” I say trying to eat soil.
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I keep forgetting, but I made a Halloween game a couple years ago. It's the 90s, you're a pumpkin man kicking ghosts through a cursed town to try and rent a movie.
It's like hyper light drifter but silly and Halloween.
maxatrillionator.itch.io/hallows-eve
It's like hyper light drifter but silly and Halloween.
maxatrillionator.itch.io/hallows-eve
Hallow's Eve by Max Mraz
Kick ghosts, rent movies. Available for Windows
maxatrillionator.itch.io
October 9, 2023 at 2:23 PM
I keep forgetting, but I made a Halloween game a couple years ago. It's the 90s, you're a pumpkin man kicking ghosts through a cursed town to try and rent a movie.
It's like hyper light drifter but silly and Halloween.
maxatrillionator.itch.io/hallows-eve
It's like hyper light drifter but silly and Halloween.
maxatrillionator.itch.io/hallows-eve
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My game Ocean's Heart is on sale for under $5 - if you're into exploration-forward Zeldalikes in pretty nature, pixel art, or maybe pirates, check it out. I made the whole thing myself.
t.co/QTTUOQCQFT
t.co/QTTUOQCQFT
February 7, 2024 at 1:00 AM
My game Ocean's Heart is on sale for under $5 - if you're into exploration-forward Zeldalikes in pretty nature, pixel art, or maybe pirates, check it out. I made the whole thing myself.
t.co/QTTUOQCQFT
t.co/QTTUOQCQFT
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coworker: hey where’d you get that smoothie
me: home (takes sip) and it’s waffle batter thank you
me: home (takes sip) and it’s waffle batter thank you
September 12, 2024 at 12:45 PM
coworker: hey where’d you get that smoothie
me: home (takes sip) and it’s waffle batter thank you
me: home (takes sip) and it’s waffle batter thank you
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Guys I had a vision we need to batter the earth then deep fry it then dip it in chocolate then roll it in crushed nuts
September 13, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Guys I had a vision we need to batter the earth then deep fry it then dip it in chocolate then roll it in crushed nuts
I saw this as the critical role theme song was playing and the dancing was like perfectly in time lol
September 13, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I saw this as the critical role theme song was playing and the dancing was like perfectly in time lol
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Ravens at play 🪶
September 12, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Ravens at play 🪶
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Sometimes Opossum likes to take a peek at what goes on when the sun is up😄
September 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Sometimes Opossum likes to take a peek at what goes on when the sun is up😄
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new fanta flavor “haunted apple” matches my beetlejuice coded nails & i could not be more pleased about this
September 12, 2024 at 8:20 PM
new fanta flavor “haunted apple” matches my beetlejuice coded nails & i could not be more pleased about this
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missing good omens hours
September 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
missing good omens hours
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the phantom of the opera: I have kidnapped you and now you must live with me underground
me: do I have to pay rent
phantom: uh no
me: food?
phantom: provided
me: how?
phantom: I exploit the rich people who run this place
me: say no more
me: do I have to pay rent
phantom: uh no
me: food?
phantom: provided
me: how?
phantom: I exploit the rich people who run this place
me: say no more
September 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
the phantom of the opera: I have kidnapped you and now you must live with me underground
me: do I have to pay rent
phantom: uh no
me: food?
phantom: provided
me: how?
phantom: I exploit the rich people who run this place
me: say no more
me: do I have to pay rent
phantom: uh no
me: food?
phantom: provided
me: how?
phantom: I exploit the rich people who run this place
me: say no more
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alt text: picture of me smiling with two horrifying black eyes wearing a shirt that says “I got my ass kicked by Shrek at Universal Studios Orlando”
September 5, 2024 at 3:47 AM
alt text: picture of me smiling with two horrifying black eyes wearing a shirt that says “I got my ass kicked by Shrek at Universal Studios Orlando”
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