Chanocraft
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@chanocraft.bsky.social
· Mar 28
On tonight's episode of 2 AM shenanigans: I just randomly figured out how to rub my belly and pat my head at the same time. Way simple once you figure it out
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In today’s blog post, we discuss the PC performance and system requirements for Hytale!
We outline what was tested so far, why certain hardware matters, and the current minimum, recommended, and recording/streamer system requirements. #Hytale
hytale.com/news/2025/12...
We outline what was tested so far, why certain hardware matters, and the current minimum, recommended, and recording/streamer system requirements. #Hytale
hytale.com/news/2025/12...
Hytale Hardware Requirements
hytale.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In today’s blog post, we discuss the PC performance and system requirements for Hytale!
We outline what was tested so far, why certain hardware matters, and the current minimum, recommended, and recording/streamer system requirements. #Hytale
hytale.com/news/2025/12...
We outline what was tested so far, why certain hardware matters, and the current minimum, recommended, and recording/streamer system requirements. #Hytale
hytale.com/news/2025/12...
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Those specs are super low, I'm surprised! I can tell a ton of effort went into optimization, and I bet that'll be a huge selling point compared to the current state of Minecraft Bedrock edition. Super excited for the future!
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Those specs are super low, I'm surprised! I can tell a ton of effort went into optimization, and I bet that'll be a huge selling point compared to the current state of Minecraft Bedrock edition. Super excited for the future!
One skill I've learned due to having a bad memory is I can have no idea who you are and still manage to act with the same level of familiarity you talk to me with, and 90% of the time no one figures out that I've forgotten them
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
One skill I've learned due to having a bad memory is I can have no idea who you are and still manage to act with the same level of familiarity you talk to me with, and 90% of the time no one figures out that I've forgotten them
I just figured out how to mute the washer and dryer in the apartment I've been living in for the last 5 months and I am so goddamn happy this is legitimately one of the greatest things to happen to me in a while. I am not joking I was so fed up with this damn machine that wouldn't shut the hell up
October 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I just figured out how to mute the washer and dryer in the apartment I've been living in for the last 5 months and I am so goddamn happy this is legitimately one of the greatest things to happen to me in a while. I am not joking I was so fed up with this damn machine that wouldn't shut the hell up
The worst part about having an 8:00 a.m. shift is that I can't send anyone any of the funny memes I find while I'm on the bus because no one else is awake
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The worst part about having an 8:00 a.m. shift is that I can't send anyone any of the funny memes I find while I'm on the bus because no one else is awake
Team Cherry should make a deluxe version of silk song for like $5 to $10 more where the only difference is that your character gets a fancy hat. It would be SUCH a meme, and they would make tons of money off of it because I guarantee you there will be tens of thousands who will want The Hat
September 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Team Cherry should make a deluxe version of silk song for like $5 to $10 more where the only difference is that your character gets a fancy hat. It would be SUCH a meme, and they would make tons of money off of it because I guarantee you there will be tens of thousands who will want The Hat
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As I make the jump to hyperspace, I realize I left the baby on top of the ship.
March 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As I make the jump to hyperspace, I realize I left the baby on top of the ship.
I've had this issue with DoorDash where, without fail, EVERY SINGLE ONE of the dashers I get completely ignore my delivery instructions. After getting fed up and contacting support, I learned that the instructions don't have a translate feature. So this time, I put the instructions in spanish, since
August 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I've had this issue with DoorDash where, without fail, EVERY SINGLE ONE of the dashers I get completely ignore my delivery instructions. After getting fed up and contacting support, I learned that the instructions don't have a translate feature. So this time, I put the instructions in spanish, since
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The biggest problem with the supernatural is that once it's confirmed to exist, it's no longer supernatural, just natural, a newly discovered part of the natural world.
July 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The biggest problem with the supernatural is that once it's confirmed to exist, it's no longer supernatural, just natural, a newly discovered part of the natural world.
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1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
I swear to god I'm gonna start giving 3 star reviews every time a DoorDash driver fails to read my GOD DAMN INSTRUCTIONS and get confused because they CAN'T OPEN THE GOD DAMN ENTRY DOORS to my apartment complex BECAUSE THEY LOCK AT 5 PM. LIKE I EXPLICITLY MENTION IN THE GOD DAMN INSTRUCTIONS
July 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I swear to god I'm gonna start giving 3 star reviews every time a DoorDash driver fails to read my GOD DAMN INSTRUCTIONS and get confused because they CAN'T OPEN THE GOD DAMN ENTRY DOORS to my apartment complex BECAUSE THEY LOCK AT 5 PM. LIKE I EXPLICITLY MENTION IN THE GOD DAMN INSTRUCTIONS
Last night I literally had a dream about picking out new insoles for my shoes. How do you undo being an adult
July 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Last night I literally had a dream about picking out new insoles for my shoes. How do you undo being an adult
The fact that the pokémon Arboliva isn't instead called Tolliv is a serious missed opportunity
July 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The fact that the pokémon Arboliva isn't instead called Tolliv is a serious missed opportunity
Unfortunately still as relevant as the last time I reposted this
July 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Unfortunately still as relevant as the last time I reposted this
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Zorua is the worst pokémon in pokémon go and I will die on that hill
July 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Zorua is the worst pokémon in pokémon go and I will die on that hill
as much as I love the new apartment I'm living in, the one thing that will always bug me is the fact that my bedroom has no overhead fan. it sucks and I hate it. the next place I end up living an overhead fan will be a requirement. no exceptions.
July 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
as much as I love the new apartment I'm living in, the one thing that will always bug me is the fact that my bedroom has no overhead fan. it sucks and I hate it. the next place I end up living an overhead fan will be a requirement. no exceptions.
me wishing I had long hair just so I can wrap it into a cool towel hat whenever I get out of the shower (tried doing it with short hair, had a towel blob on my head)
July 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
me wishing I had long hair just so I can wrap it into a cool towel hat whenever I get out of the shower (tried doing it with short hair, had a towel blob on my head)
why does the instructions part of doordash even exist if 90% of drivers completely ignore it
July 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
why does the instructions part of doordash even exist if 90% of drivers completely ignore it
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Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives
Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives
BOSTON — A serious medical emergency occurred this past weekend after a Boston Dynamics robotic dog named Spot got into an unattended Ziplock baggie of…
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June 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives
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