changkoo.bsky.social
@changkoo.bsky.social
It's Friday so I'm happy because it's Causal Friday.
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Me: sorry boss can't make it in today
Boss: ok
Me: came down with something bad
Boss: oh no
Me: a bad case-
Boss: please don't
me: -of loving you
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Time to check your carbon monoxide alarms, and if you don't have them please get them.
February 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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probably the least punk rock thing you can do is use the name of a music genre as an adjective
February 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Our federal government.
a cartoon character with big eyes and a feather in his hair
ALT: a cartoon character with big eyes and a feather in his hair
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I like it when some smart and funny people are a little bit crazy, like their grip is a little bit loose, but that's what let's them swing the racket so hard.
January 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Me falling down: "it's ok, I'll think of something before I hit the ground."
January 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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"circling back" in the form of a witch's cursing ritual
January 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you're a successful and powerful person, kinda sucks that in the next life you're going to be a weirdo who believes in past lives.
January 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Pretty smart of dogs to outsource their brain processing to us, with all the drawbacks that it entails.
January 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Now that it's been twenty five years I'm dropping the "twenty."
January 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I don't want to hear your tales of woe, tell me your tales of woah.
January 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Secret Santa is pure dead weight loss, but White Elephant is market forces hard at work revealing preferences.
December 27, 2024 at 2:46 AM
The modern era requires you to be a digital Perseus, holding up a mirror to the Abyss so that you may slay it without turning to stone.
December 22, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Squeezing loose bits of cookie dough to make balls and I feel like Superman making diamonds.
December 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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if you've seen one santa you've seen a mall
December 13, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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I think Emily Dickinson and I would have gotten along pretty well – she with her nosegays and nervous prostration, I with my moth-eaten beaver hat and consumption – just a couple of nobodies sitting on the grass in a treeless boneyard watching Dave pop a squat by the granite headstones
December 13, 2024 at 2:05 PM
In Polish would it be pronounced "blefski?"
December 10, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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tattoo artist: [halfway through garfield tattoo] so do you like lasagna too ha ha
me: [huge fan of 20th president] what?
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Aragorn: you have my sword
Legolas: and my bow
Gimli: and my axe
Me: and my ninja stars
Aragorn: who keeps inviting this guy
December 8, 2024 at 1:16 AM
When To Gillian On Her 37th Birthday was released I thought "ew 37, so old" but now I think "wow, 37, like a newborn babe."
December 5, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Huey Lewis, you might want to ask for Hot Lovin' Every Other Night.
December 1, 2024 at 10:21 PM
What, you think Vibes don't matter? Vibes alone can turn mayonnaise into aioli.
November 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Catch the Spirit of Giving!
(to me)
November 25, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I like the way your neurons are organized.
November 21, 2024 at 12:03 PM