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· Mar 14
a man leans over and whispers to the president. “a second wolf has hit the inside of you.”
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, still is sitting, still is sitting
on that pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door
on that pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door
December 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, still is sitting, still is sitting
on that pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door
on that pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door
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it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
The release of director James Cameron ’s sequel Avatar: Fire and Ash has brought the release of the first teaser trailer for Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday . The first trailer was...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
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religion stems from human’s inherent desire to be a starcraft unit
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
religion stems from human’s inherent desire to be a starcraft unit
kind of fucked up that wizzard wished that it would be christmas every day because that means it would be christmas on 9/11
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
kind of fucked up that wizzard wished that it would be christmas every day because that means it would be christmas on 9/11
there are two wolves inside of you. one is blind, and the other is deaf. they’re played by richard pryor and gene wilder
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
there are two wolves inside of you. one is blind, and the other is deaf. they’re played by richard pryor and gene wilder
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invented a new type of guy. he has turned on me for creating him
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
invented a new type of guy. he has turned on me for creating him
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(barely audible from inside the cube) hey!! I'm inside the cube!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
(barely audible from inside the cube) hey!! I'm inside the cube!!
you howl again at milky moon
in nights all dim and bathed in blue
not long, you think. you hope, quite soon.
there are two wolves inside of you
in nights all dim and bathed in blue
not long, you think. you hope, quite soon.
there are two wolves inside of you
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
you howl again at milky moon
in nights all dim and bathed in blue
not long, you think. you hope, quite soon.
there are two wolves inside of you
in nights all dim and bathed in blue
not long, you think. you hope, quite soon.
there are two wolves inside of you
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the silmarillion is in many ways the homestuck of its day
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the silmarillion is in many ways the homestuck of its day
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Hey there Delilah
What's it like in the antique land
Do two legs vast and trunkless
In the desert wastes yet still stand
All alone
With this message carved in stone:
"I'm not owned"
What's it like in the antique land
Do two legs vast and trunkless
In the desert wastes yet still stand
All alone
With this message carved in stone:
"I'm not owned"
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in the antique land
Do two legs vast and trunkless
In the desert wastes yet still stand
All alone
With this message carved in stone:
"I'm not owned"
What's it like in the antique land
Do two legs vast and trunkless
In the desert wastes yet still stand
All alone
With this message carved in stone:
"I'm not owned"
if bread be the food of love, crouton
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
if bread be the food of love, crouton
nominative determinists when scooby dumb arrives at the function
October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
nominative determinists when scooby dumb arrives at the function
(jerry seinfeld voice) let bee be finale of seem
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
(jerry seinfeld voice) let bee be finale of seem
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I would have honestly loved to let be be finale of seem. but things kept right on seeming anyway
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I would have honestly loved to let be be finale of seem. but things kept right on seeming anyway
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Bro last night was the finale of seem
August 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bro last night was the finale of seem
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
if Shakespeare were alive today she would be a trans icon. you know i’m right
October 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
if Shakespeare were alive today she would be a trans icon. you know i’m right
what happened to the other one-thousand nine-hundred and eighty-three books that George Orwell wrote?
October 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
what happened to the other one-thousand nine-hundred and eighty-three books that George Orwell wrote?
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i’m so hungry i could eat a third wolf
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i’m so hungry i could eat a third wolf
if 9/11 happened today they would have to call it something else
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
if 9/11 happened today they would have to call it something else
if paul mccartney were still alive today there would be peace on earth
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
if paul mccartney were still alive today there would be peace on earth
there are two wolves inside of you. one of them is me (i’m undercover)
October 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
there are two wolves inside of you. one of them is me (i’m undercover)
there are two wolves inside of you. one or them is an email, the other one could have been
October 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
there are two wolves inside of you. one or them is an email, the other one could have been
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mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy