Chad Chitwood
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Chad Chitwood
@chadchitwood.bsky.social
Royals, Chiefs, Current fan. I'm only here because Twitter imploded. Opinions are my own, not that anyone else is claiming them.
But honestly, maybe if there was enough room to sit and not have to bend into a pretzel & they attempted to be close to on time people wouldn't be mad.

But instead they debate if they can just hand out saltines and water and contemplate all standing flights to send stockholders another 48 cents.
The Department of Transportation launched a new campaign to “restore courtesy and class to air travel” as the number of cases involving disruptive passengers remains higher than 2019. The video mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants. https://wapo.st/4pmeglO
Government wants ‘civility’ back on flights, starting with your clothes
A “civility campaign” video starring Transportation Secretary Sean P. Duffy mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants.
wapo.st
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Telling me to wear a suit on a plane is SEDITION!!!
The Department of Transportation launched a new campaign to “restore courtesy and class to air travel” as the number of cases involving disruptive passengers remains higher than 2019. The video mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants. https://wapo.st/4pmeglO
Government wants ‘civility’ back on flights, starting with your clothes
A “civility campaign” video starring Transportation Secretary Sean P. Duffy mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants.
wapo.st
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"Socialist mayor can't deliver!" says Speaker who oversees government that hasn't functioned in over a month.
Mike Johnson: "If you run as a socialist, you run on a big list false claims. You promise everything to everyone, and you can't deliver, and if you were able to deliver it would be to the great detriment of the people you lured in to vote for you."
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"I'm sorry, your medical request has been denied, we have compared the cost of your procedure against past earnings and extrapolated future contributions to the workplace and they just don't justify us paying for this healthcare service. Please consult gofundme or play the lotto."
Dr Oz: "We should make you so healthy that you flourish in life and you engage the workplace. Getting America back to work full speed, getting you to work longer if you desire, that builds trillions of dollars of value to the GDP. That's the goal of the health system."
October 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So how long has the NFL been going to 4imprint for sideline hats?

They look like the hats staff at a mini-golf course would wear.
September 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Honestly, since November I've been using the phrase "so it goes" so much I probably owe royalties to the Vonnegut estate.
August 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I don't know about you all but I feel much safer from the hooligans at the Wawa and the Chop't with officers in tactical gear just hanging around out front.

That Chop't was always suspect.

Also, statehood for DC now would be good.
August 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Not pausing on-boarding, not stopping it, just going to go ahead and upload it and say they are concerned about adding it to, what, maybe 80% of American workplaces anyway? Is Susan Collins the CEO of Microsoft now?

Can't wait to figure how to uninstall this trash as quickly as possible.
August 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Martin Scorsese is going to be really surprised to find out he's written and directed an installment of Star Wars.
I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
August 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by Chad Chitwood
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's a real heavy lift to make Sacramento look like a competent ball club, but the Nats appear to be deadlift champions.
August 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"It's MY money"

"I can do anything I want with it"

This president isn't looking out for you.
Trump on his EU trade deal: "The details are $600 billion to invest in anything I want. Anything. I can do anything I want with it."
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Laying off all the scientists and deciding to announce nuclear reactors on the moon while Elon's rockets on average make it about 200 ft off the ground before exploding.

I see no way this can go poorly.
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We don't even have a proven way to land there, but sure gotta build a reactor first...

This sounds like a Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns needs to get Homer out of the power plant for two weeks to pass inspection.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans this week to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, the first major action by the former Fox News host as the interim NASA administrator.

This initiative has been discussed for many years at NASA.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
bit.ly
August 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Of course, they have him in front of a Russian make.
You can't make this up
August 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The Royals: We tied a record with 9 pitchers combining for a 10 inning shut out to beat the Braves this week because nobody is hitting.

Also Royals: We are going to trade one of our consistent bats away and add three pitchers at the deadline.

Not exactly addressing the problem here, are we?
July 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Call me crazy but laying off all the scientists and putting the guy that can't oversee safely landing airplanes in charge of NASA doesn't feel like a recipe for success.
Sean Duffy is on Fox News looking noticeably gaunt
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Reposted by Chad Chitwood
An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed
July 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is the equivalent of telling people you are 5 minutes away from where you promised to meet them but you still haven't gotten dressed yet.
Bessent: "We're about to announce a rash of trade deals in the coming days."
July 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It's wild to think we could have a 2028 Republican RFK Jr/Cuomo ticket.
Good lord. Good riddance then.
July 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Bubic... c"mon man.
a man is making a funny face and says you blew it !
ALT: a man is making a funny face and says you blew it !
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don't know about you, but I kind of thought it would take longer for AI to go full evil.

Don't get me wrong, I figured it would end up this way but, we went from "hey, check out what ai can do" to Skynet in, what, less than six months?

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Elon Musk's Grok Chatbot Goes Full Nazi, Calls Itself 'MechaHitler'
Elon Musk's Grok chatbot unleashed a slew of antisemitic commentary and praised Hitler after apparent change allowed it to be 'politically incorrect'
www.rollingstone.com
July 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I don't know who this country band playing the Capitol 4th is but we have seen the death of country music.

If I didn't see them actually standing there you couldn't convince me this wasn't terrible AI music.
July 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just a day of meetings in 104 degree heat. Don't mind me melting in the atrium.
June 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Reposted by Chad Chitwood
I see a lot of people jumping to conclusions but we really should wait for a detailed report from our non-existent environment, labor, and public safety regulators
SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft exploded on its test stand on Wednesday, sending a large fireball into the sky. The company had cleared personnel from around the site. wapo.st/4kUmz6G
June 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM