Chad Chitwood
@chadchitwood.bsky.social
Royals, Chiefs, Current fan. I'm only here because Twitter imploded. Opinions are my own, not that anyone else is claiming them.
Just a day of meetings in 104 degree heat. Don't mind me melting in the atrium.
June 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just a day of meetings in 104 degree heat. Don't mind me melting in the atrium.
Had to head to NYC for a film screening and this happened to be across the street from badge pick up.
Whom shall we call?
Whom shall we call?
June 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Had to head to NYC for a film screening and this happened to be across the street from badge pick up.
Whom shall we call?
Whom shall we call?
You know things are going great when Farm Aid has to send an email explaining tariffs.
May 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You know things are going great when Farm Aid has to send an email explaining tariffs.
One of these guys, right?
May 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One of these guys, right?
Baltimore breaking the bank with 25 cents off dog ice cream for showing up to the game.
The economy really is over.
The economy really is over.
May 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Baltimore breaking the bank with 25 cents off dog ice cream for showing up to the game.
The economy really is over.
The economy really is over.
Republican rules: The bigger the crisis you have created, the larger the American flag on your clothing must be.
March 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Republican rules: The bigger the crisis you have created, the larger the American flag on your clothing must be.
"Bribery refers to the offering, giving, soliciting, or receiving of any item of value as a means of influencing the actions of an individual..."
Elon does everything they accuse George Soros of and more, ironically, Soros has never actually done any of Republicans allege.
Elon does everything they accuse George Soros of and more, ironically, Soros has never actually done any of Republicans allege.
March 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Bribery refers to the offering, giving, soliciting, or receiving of any item of value as a means of influencing the actions of an individual..."
Elon does everything they accuse George Soros of and more, ironically, Soros has never actually done any of Republicans allege.
Elon does everything they accuse George Soros of and more, ironically, Soros has never actually done any of Republicans allege.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the "new" "focused" WaPo Editorial of the future.
March 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, the "new" "focused" WaPo Editorial of the future.
Nothing says the airline industry is doing great under the new President like the fact we've gotten down the synonym list to "clamber" for ways that people have exited flights in the last four weeks.
And I say that as a fan of the word clamber.
And I say that as a fan of the word clamber.
February 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nothing says the airline industry is doing great under the new President like the fact we've gotten down the synonym list to "clamber" for ways that people have exited flights in the last four weeks.
And I say that as a fan of the word clamber.
And I say that as a fan of the word clamber.
Strap in folks, professionals in air travel are getting fired and SpaceX, best known for their rapid unscheduled disassembly program, will probably get a big contract out of it.
February 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Strap in folks, professionals in air travel are getting fired and SpaceX, best known for their rapid unscheduled disassembly program, will probably get a big contract out of it.
USAID is disappeared in the middle of a weekend with no official announcement.
This isn't how governments are supposed to work.
This isn't how governments are supposed to work.
February 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
USAID is disappeared in the middle of a weekend with no official announcement.
This isn't how governments are supposed to work.
This isn't how governments are supposed to work.
When the headline is so terrible, you don't even try reading the story...
January 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
When the headline is so terrible, you don't even try reading the story...
It's very humbling to have been able to pay my respects to President Carter today.
Waging peace, housing the homeless, fighting disease, pressing for equality, and overseeing free and fair elections.
He embodies what we should want from a President.
Waging peace, housing the homeless, fighting disease, pressing for equality, and overseeing free and fair elections.
He embodies what we should want from a President.
January 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's very humbling to have been able to pay my respects to President Carter today.
Waging peace, housing the homeless, fighting disease, pressing for equality, and overseeing free and fair elections.
He embodies what we should want from a President.
Waging peace, housing the homeless, fighting disease, pressing for equality, and overseeing free and fair elections.
He embodies what we should want from a President.
Huh... bad day to talk about the legacy...
December 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Huh... bad day to talk about the legacy...
If you are shocked by "the gut punch" of testing an immediate constitutional crisis in the next admin you haven't been paying attention.
November 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
If you are shocked by "the gut punch" of testing an immediate constitutional crisis in the next admin you haven't been paying attention.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the "softer" and "more spiritual" Trump...
November 1, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, the "softer" and "more spiritual" Trump...
Tyler Childers deserves top billing. Dwight being on line two is bad based on the other 3 top liners.
But can we just recognize the absolute and utter disrespect of putting Tanya Tucker in small font.
But can we just recognize the absolute and utter disrespect of putting Tanya Tucker in small font.
March 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Tyler Childers deserves top billing. Dwight being on line two is bad based on the other 3 top liners.
But can we just recognize the absolute and utter disrespect of putting Tanya Tucker in small font.
But can we just recognize the absolute and utter disrespect of putting Tanya Tucker in small font.
Just a bit foggy at the Capitol tonight.
January 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Just a bit foggy at the Capitol tonight.
MasterClass having "Mastering Serial Killing" from top murders at the top of their advertising is really pushing for a new audience.
I wonder if they autoplay straight from Steve Martin Teaches Comedy into Charles Manson on Crowdbuilding.
I wonder if they autoplay straight from Steve Martin Teaches Comedy into Charles Manson on Crowdbuilding.
December 21, 2023 at 9:26 PM
MasterClass having "Mastering Serial Killing" from top murders at the top of their advertising is really pushing for a new audience.
I wonder if they autoplay straight from Steve Martin Teaches Comedy into Charles Manson on Crowdbuilding.
I wonder if they autoplay straight from Steve Martin Teaches Comedy into Charles Manson on Crowdbuilding.
You sit on a throne of...
December 20, 2023 at 6:23 PM
You sit on a throne of...