Lord Whitmore Reans
@cha0tic.bsky.social
Misanthrope, living in two places in Staffordshire. I don’t have a home. I just have two places where I sleep. I like dogs. I make things. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers
I’m not a stone mason. But I could use a pencil/piece of chalk & a bit of string to get a proper arc. 1⭐️ review Mr Marsh.
It’s supposed to be a winged face, but it kind of looks like the turkey craft project that my first grader brought home from school yesterday. It marks the grave of Hannah Kingsbury (d.1769) at North Cemetery in Hampton, Connecticut, and it was made by Joseph Marsh.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m not a stone mason. But I could use a pencil/piece of chalk & a bit of string to get a proper arc. 1⭐️ review Mr Marsh.
I have just seen an advert for Ziggy & Zoë ‘Robodogs’ I’m not sure how much they cost. I am sure that Paddy could probably destroy one in under a minute & make himself poorly on the batteries or other parts.
At least they have an ‘off’ switch that a #JRT doesn’t seem to have 🙂
At least they have an ‘off’ switch that a #JRT doesn’t seem to have 🙂
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I have just seen an advert for Ziggy & Zoë ‘Robodogs’ I’m not sure how much they cost. I am sure that Paddy could probably destroy one in under a minute & make himself poorly on the batteries or other parts.
At least they have an ‘off’ switch that a #JRT doesn’t seem to have 🙂
At least they have an ‘off’ switch that a #JRT doesn’t seem to have 🙂
It’s all a bit frosty.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It’s all a bit frosty.
No cunt my age would ever call a baby Margaret. #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
No cunt my age would ever call a baby Margaret. #TheArchers
Catching up with #TheArchers
Why am I listening to this absolute pile of shite? Christ on a bike! Who wrote this shit?
It’s… AAARGGH!
It’s BOLLOCKS.
Why am I listening to this absolute pile of shite? Christ on a bike! Who wrote this shit?
It’s… AAARGGH!
It’s BOLLOCKS.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Catching up with #TheArchers
Why am I listening to this absolute pile of shite? Christ on a bike! Who wrote this shit?
It’s… AAARGGH!
It’s BOLLOCKS.
Why am I listening to this absolute pile of shite? Christ on a bike! Who wrote this shit?
It’s… AAARGGH!
It’s BOLLOCKS.
Catching up with #TheArchers the more I hear. The more angry I’m getting with this *MASSIVE BIG PILE OF BOLLOCKS*.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Catching up with #TheArchers the more I hear. The more angry I’m getting with this *MASSIVE BIG PILE OF BOLLOCKS*.
Catching up with #TheArchers The more I hear. The more bollocks it becomes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Catching up with #TheArchers The more I hear. The more bollocks it becomes.
Catching up with #TheArchers This Scottish castle storyline is A COMPLETE PILE OF BOLLOCKS.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Catching up with #TheArchers This Scottish castle storyline is A COMPLETE PILE OF BOLLOCKS.
Catching up with #TheArchers When did ‘Webnim’ become a word?
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Catching up with #TheArchers When did ‘Webnim’ become a word?
☹️😢 All too true.
This is a small, rocky planet where three dictators are fighting to become the most powerful of them all.
Meanwhile, the inhabitants are exterminating other species and making their world uninhabitable – but they are too narrow-minded and greedy to take that into account.
@NASA/JPL - Caltech SSI
Meanwhile, the inhabitants are exterminating other species and making their world uninhabitable – but they are too narrow-minded and greedy to take that into account.
@NASA/JPL - Caltech SSI
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
☹️😢 All too true.
Still quite spectacular though.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Still quite spectacular though.
Bugger! Just missed the sign for Shap.
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Bugger! Just missed the sign for Shap.
Had a local beverage last night.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Had a local beverage last night.
The Tay road bridge at night.
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Tay road bridge at night.
On the way to Cupar. Now in a Fisher & Donaldson for Stovies.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
On the way to Cupar. Now in a Fisher & Donaldson for Stovies.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Abroad for the weekend.
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Abroad for the weekend.
I can imagine this as an #8Bit #VideoGame :)
A Magellanic penguin making sure the seals were asleep before walking past them..
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I can imagine this as an #8Bit #VideoGame :)
MBChB: Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery.
MD: Doctor of Medicine.
FRCOphth: Fellow of the Royal College of Ophthalmologists.
CertLRS: It’s a qualification in laser eye surgery.
He seems amply qualified to be competent to do stuff with eyes
#FuckOffRacists
MD: Doctor of Medicine.
FRCOphth: Fellow of the Royal College of Ophthalmologists.
CertLRS: It’s a qualification in laser eye surgery.
He seems amply qualified to be competent to do stuff with eyes
#FuckOffRacists
Consultant Ophthalmologist shares some of the comments he's received after posting that he is featured in Tatler's address book.
Not commenting about the quality of his care, just his skin colour
This is what life is like for many Brits of ethnic minority origin at the moment. Please speak out.
Not commenting about the quality of his care, just his skin colour
This is what life is like for many Brits of ethnic minority origin at the moment. Please speak out.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
MBChB: Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery.
MD: Doctor of Medicine.
FRCOphth: Fellow of the Royal College of Ophthalmologists.
CertLRS: It’s a qualification in laser eye surgery.
He seems amply qualified to be competent to do stuff with eyes
#FuckOffRacists
MD: Doctor of Medicine.
FRCOphth: Fellow of the Royal College of Ophthalmologists.
CertLRS: It’s a qualification in laser eye surgery.
He seems amply qualified to be competent to do stuff with eyes
#FuckOffRacists
“Waiter. What’s this?”
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Waiter. What’s this?”
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
King Charles looks heavier than that to me.
wake up babe, new units of measurement just dropped www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/s...
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
King Charles looks heavier than that to me.
“On a willow twig a kingfisher perches. It watches the eels with interest, but these are well-grown and too big for him to catch”
‘What to Look for in Autumn’
Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer:
EL Grant Watson
‘What to Look for in Autumn’
Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer:
EL Grant Watson
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
It’s a bit like the #MontyPython Mouse organ sketch 🤣😂
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s a bit like the #MontyPython Mouse organ sketch 🤣😂
All caught up with #TheArchers Emma really needs to open her eyes & take that massive chip off her shoulder. George should move to Birmingham or London or wherever. What is he actually trained/qualified for? It was nice for Freddy to reach out to him. Ex con, to ex con.
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
All caught up with #TheArchers Emma really needs to open her eyes & take that massive chip off her shoulder. George should move to Birmingham or London or wherever. What is he actually trained/qualified for? It was nice for Freddy to reach out to him. Ex con, to ex con.