Lord Whitmore Reans
@cha0tic.bsky.social
Misanthrope, living in two places in Staffordshire. I don’t have a home. I just have two places where I sleep. I like dogs. I make things. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers
Archery is great fun. I did it at school. This was earlier in the summer. The castle had an open day and one of the activities was archery. The group top left & the single one bottom right is because they’d put balloons on the target.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Archery is great fun. I did it at school. This was earlier in the summer. The castle had an open day and one of the activities was archery. The group top left & the single one bottom right is because they’d put balloons on the target.
“Waiter. What’s this?”
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Waiter. What’s this?”
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
Friend lives by a Staffordshire theme park and this will be the second night of fireworks for her. There will be another night tomorrow. As I have had Flu’ all week I’m not visiting this weekend. I’m pissed off I’m going to be missing them. Paddy doesn’t seem to mind though.
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Friend lives by a Staffordshire theme park and this will be the second night of fireworks for her. There will be another night tomorrow. As I have had Flu’ all week I’m not visiting this weekend. I’m pissed off I’m going to be missing them. Paddy doesn’t seem to mind though.
I’m to late though & they put her grave out of convenient pissing on.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m to late though & they put her grave out of convenient pissing on.
NO!
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
NO!
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
Paddy on his walk yesterday. For the first time. I’ve noticed he spends about 90% of his time nose down, not looking where he’s going. When he does look up it’s because he’s heard something.
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Paddy on his walk yesterday. For the first time. I’ve noticed he spends about 90% of his time nose down, not looking where he’s going. When he does look up it’s because he’s heard something.
Happy Halloween/Samhain & then Day of the dead/All Saints day and then All Souls’ Day To all who celebrate.
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Happy Halloween/Samhain & then Day of the dead/All Saints day and then All Souls’ Day To all who celebrate.
Shakshuka or Menemen for my tea.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Shakshuka or Menemen for my tea.
Bottling the Damson Gin. 8 x 330ml bottles. Any idea if there’s anything I can do with the Damsons?
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Bottling the Damson Gin. 8 x 330ml bottles. Any idea if there’s anything I can do with the Damsons?
😂🤣🙌🏼 At least enter the 20th Century 🙂
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
😂🤣🙌🏼 At least enter the 20th Century 🙂
Bleets Passim. Neighbours were kind enough to bring me an increased risk of blindness. Chinese friend returned from visit to his homeland & brought me cigarettes.
They probably have dire warnings of death. I don’t think it counts if I can’t understand the text 🙂 #YouHaveToDieOfSomething
They probably have dire warnings of death. I don’t think it counts if I can’t understand the text 🙂 #YouHaveToDieOfSomething
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bleets Passim. Neighbours were kind enough to bring me an increased risk of blindness. Chinese friend returned from visit to his homeland & brought me cigarettes.
They probably have dire warnings of death. I don’t think it counts if I can’t understand the text 🙂 #YouHaveToDieOfSomething
They probably have dire warnings of death. I don’t think it counts if I can’t understand the text 🙂 #YouHaveToDieOfSomething
Took Paddy out for his walk and saw a #PartyPoliticalBroadcast for #Reform A wheelbarrow load of Horseshit. #AWheelBarrowFullOfHorseShit
October 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Took Paddy out for his walk and saw a #PartyPoliticalBroadcast for #Reform A wheelbarrow load of Horseshit. #AWheelBarrowFullOfHorseShit
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I wonder what this bloke had wrong with him? :)
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I wonder what this bloke had wrong with him? :)
Bloody #FlagShaggers are out in force in Uttoxeter. Not a good picture, they’re not just the cross of St George. They have a shield in the middle with the Cross of St George and then an eagle head either side facing inwards. Looks like a far right flag to me ☹️😡
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Bloody #FlagShaggers are out in force in Uttoxeter. Not a good picture, they’re not just the cross of St George. They have a shield in the middle with the Cross of St George and then an eagle head either side facing inwards. Looks like a far right flag to me ☹️😡
A fine Autumn day with a chill in the air.
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
A fine Autumn day with a chill in the air.
Something like that. Crossed with this:
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Something like that. Crossed with this:
Happy Diwali for all who celebrate. Did this for Hindu housemates & sent picture to Indian ex-housemate who got a job on Skye. He’s even a longer way from home. Thought it might cheer him.
October 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Happy Diwali for all who celebrate. Did this for Hindu housemates & sent picture to Indian ex-housemate who got a job on Skye. He’s even a longer way from home. Thought it might cheer him.
I walk to work. I use these apps’
October 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I walk to work. I use these apps’
It’s Friday night and things are looking up for Paddy. He has a pig’s ear.
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s Friday night and things are looking up for Paddy. He has a pig’s ear.
I have run several different types of timber through the table saw and cut some foam. You can see the different colours in the saw dust.
October 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I have run several different types of timber through the table saw and cut some foam. You can see the different colours in the saw dust.
Ooh! I run a CNC router at work. Sometimes I can be mesmerised watching it work.
October 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ooh! I run a CNC router at work. Sometimes I can be mesmerised watching it work.
Flight case designs normally start using PAD. (Pencil Aided Design)
October 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Flight case designs normally start using PAD. (Pencil Aided Design)
Some cauliflower cheeses (with peppers) cooling down before going in the freezer.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Some cauliflower cheeses (with peppers) cooling down before going in the freezer.
A still of the scene. It looks like something that Ronald Lampitt would paint. If you don’t know who he is Google or check @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A still of the scene. It looks like something that Ronald Lampitt would paint. If you don’t know who he is Google or check @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social