Lord Whitmore Reans
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Misanthrope, living in two places in Staffordshire. I don’t have a home. I just have two places where I sleep. I like dogs. I make things. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers
12 iron spikes, 50’ of rope and a 10’ pole? 🙂
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
12 iron spikes, 50’ of rope and a 10’ pole? 🙂
Friend was brought up in Street. She always called it “The Pilton pop festival” 🙂
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Friend was brought up in Street. She always called it “The Pilton pop festival” 🙂
I think that’s why she seemed annoyed at the proposal. She wasn’t ready to make it perfect for a social media moment. #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think that’s why she seemed annoyed at the proposal. She wasn’t ready to make it perfect for a social media moment. #TheArchers
Only because they don’t have churches built in the 11th century or some such. #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Only because they don’t have churches built in the 11th century or some such. #TheArchers
Have you ever been in a warm church? :) #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Have you ever been in a warm church? :) #TheArchers
When I did my work experience on a farm back in the 80s The milking parlour advice was:
“If they lift their tail. Get out of the way” 🙂
“If they lift their tail. Get out of the way” 🙂
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
When I did my work experience on a farm back in the 80s The milking parlour advice was:
“If they lift their tail. Get out of the way” 🙂
“If they lift their tail. Get out of the way” 🙂
Did the ribs ever work for your pleasure ladies?
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Did the ribs ever work for your pleasure ladies?
Dunlop ribbed professional. Steel toe wellies? Still got the ones I bought in the 90s when I was working festivals.
I always thought they sounded like some extra tough condom because of the Johnny machine in the Poly’ bogs That sold ones that were ‘Ribbed for her pleasure’ 🙂
#TheArchers
I always thought they sounded like some extra tough condom because of the Johnny machine in the Poly’ bogs That sold ones that were ‘Ribbed for her pleasure’ 🙂
#TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Dunlop ribbed professional. Steel toe wellies? Still got the ones I bought in the 90s when I was working festivals.
I always thought they sounded like some extra tough condom because of the Johnny machine in the Poly’ bogs That sold ones that were ‘Ribbed for her pleasure’ 🙂
#TheArchers
I always thought they sounded like some extra tough condom because of the Johnny machine in the Poly’ bogs That sold ones that were ‘Ribbed for her pleasure’ 🙂
#TheArchers
Dunno. I’d just take a box of the right sized bolts from stock.
I can’t be arsed to read the specifications as this isn’t my job. I do know I have to use the 8.8 bolts for a staging job and the 10.9 or 12.9 for the barrier jobs. As they’re stiffer.
I can’t be arsed to read the specifications as this isn’t my job. I do know I have to use the 8.8 bolts for a staging job and the 10.9 or 12.9 for the barrier jobs. As they’re stiffer.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dunno. I’d just take a box of the right sized bolts from stock.
I can’t be arsed to read the specifications as this isn’t my job. I do know I have to use the 8.8 bolts for a staging job and the 10.9 or 12.9 for the barrier jobs. As they’re stiffer.
I can’t be arsed to read the specifications as this isn’t my job. I do know I have to use the 8.8 bolts for a staging job and the 10.9 or 12.9 for the barrier jobs. As they’re stiffer.
Jealous. Bro’ & SiL have seen it from Northumberland, but there’s not a lot of light pollution where they live. I probably have no chance of seeing it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Jealous. Bro’ & SiL have seen it from Northumberland, but there’s not a lot of light pollution where they live. I probably have no chance of seeing it.
Tinder Wolf. *Swipes right*.
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Tinder Wolf. *Swipes right*.
I do like the taste of asparagus. And the way it makes my wee smell funny amuses me.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I do like the taste of asparagus. And the way it makes my wee smell funny amuses me.
Does Azra have an only Naans account? 🙂
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Does Azra have an only Naans account? 🙂
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
I like the sound of that are you aware that this exists? m.imdb.com/title/tt0311...
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) ⭐ 4.9 | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
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November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I like the sound of that are you aware that this exists? m.imdb.com/title/tt0311...
That sort of food is the best food ever. Enjoy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
That sort of food is the best food ever. Enjoy.
FFS! The imperial system is an absolute pile of bollocks when someone doesn’t know that 4/16th of an inch is actually 1/4 of an inch.
Did you not do fractions at school?
TBF I prefer working in metric :)
Did you not do fractions at school?
TBF I prefer working in metric :)
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
FFS! The imperial system is an absolute pile of bollocks when someone doesn’t know that 4/16th of an inch is actually 1/4 of an inch.
Did you not do fractions at school?
TBF I prefer working in metric :)
Did you not do fractions at school?
TBF I prefer working in metric :)
Have you ever spent 2 weeks working in the wet and pissing rain so 10,000 people can enjoy a weekend listening to music?
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Have you ever spent 2 weeks working in the wet and pissing rain so 10,000 people can enjoy a weekend listening to music?
Who doesn’t? Loads of people work in an environment they hated for 30 years.
Maybe I explained it wrong.?
I’m fucking cynical as fuck.
I have enjoyed most of my working life.
Have you ever pressed the house lights button & the whole fucking building has gone mental because the venue has gone dark?
Maybe I explained it wrong.?
I’m fucking cynical as fuck.
I have enjoyed most of my working life.
Have you ever pressed the house lights button & the whole fucking building has gone mental because the venue has gone dark?
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Who doesn’t? Loads of people work in an environment they hated for 30 years.
Maybe I explained it wrong.?
I’m fucking cynical as fuck.
I have enjoyed most of my working life.
Have you ever pressed the house lights button & the whole fucking building has gone mental because the venue has gone dark?
Maybe I explained it wrong.?
I’m fucking cynical as fuck.
I have enjoyed most of my working life.
Have you ever pressed the house lights button & the whole fucking building has gone mental because the venue has gone dark?
Shit. Rubbish. Unfunny. There’s loads of shit on TV. What’s that one with that unfunny fat fuck Corden? Christ on a bike. I can’t believe how much shit gets made. We should go back to 3 channels. Maybe 4.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Shit. Rubbish. Unfunny. There’s loads of shit on TV. What’s that one with that unfunny fat fuck Corden? Christ on a bike. I can’t believe how much shit gets made. We should go back to 3 channels. Maybe 4.
Not really. I could, maybe, perhaps, paraphrase the Roy Batty “Tears in the rain.” speech from ‘Blade Runner’.
I have a more pragmatic version: “I’ve seen more bands & loaded & unloaded more trucks than you’ve had hot dinners. Now load that fucking truck.”
I have a more pragmatic version: “I’ve seen more bands & loaded & unloaded more trucks than you’ve had hot dinners. Now load that fucking truck.”
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Not really. I could, maybe, perhaps, paraphrase the Roy Batty “Tears in the rain.” speech from ‘Blade Runner’.
I have a more pragmatic version: “I’ve seen more bands & loaded & unloaded more trucks than you’ve had hot dinners. Now load that fucking truck.”
I have a more pragmatic version: “I’ve seen more bands & loaded & unloaded more trucks than you’ve had hot dinners. Now load that fucking truck.”
#TheGoodLife. Because I think I watched almost all of it as a child. Whilst I got through about 3 episodes of #TheDectorists & thought it was shit. Admittedly #TheGoodLife was on TV when there were only 3 channels.
Nowadays I think #Dad’sArmy & #AreYouBeingServed are shit as well.
Nowadays I think #Dad’sArmy & #AreYouBeingServed are shit as well.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
#TheGoodLife. Because I think I watched almost all of it as a child. Whilst I got through about 3 episodes of #TheDectorists & thought it was shit. Admittedly #TheGoodLife was on TV when there were only 3 channels.
Nowadays I think #Dad’sArmy & #AreYouBeingServed are shit as well.
Nowadays I think #Dad’sArmy & #AreYouBeingServed are shit as well.