Lord Whitmore Reans
@cha0tic.bsky.social
🏴🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇺🇨🇳🇮🇳🇵🇰🏴🇯🇲🪯🇺🇸🇮🇪 🏴
60YO Misanthrope. Living in Staff’s. See those flags. They represent my nice friends & family.
I like dogs, outdoors, music, TV & Film.
One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers.
Pronouns? look at my picture & take a wild guess.
60YO Misanthrope. Living in Staff’s. See those flags. They represent my nice friends & family.
I like dogs, outdoors, music, TV & Film.
One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers.
Pronouns? look at my picture & take a wild guess.
Pinned
Decided to pin this post to the top of my feed. Do I need to say anything else about it?
Why is there a picture of Farage in my timeline?
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Why is there a picture of Farage in my timeline?
Watching #WinterOlympics Men’s Half pipe. Friend lives in a bungalow.
“You realise he’s jumped about as high as your house then landed again.”
Scary.
“You realise he’s jumped about as high as your house then landed again.”
Scary.
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Watching #WinterOlympics Men’s Half pipe. Friend lives in a bungalow.
“You realise he’s jumped about as high as your house then landed again.”
Scary.
“You realise he’s jumped about as high as your house then landed again.”
Scary.
If you have a #JRT don’t bother with this product. Everything. And I mean *Everything* will be destroyed within about 7 minutes. Take them on their walk & let them find a 3” diameter log #DestructoDog
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
If you have a #JRT don’t bother with this product. Everything. And I mean *Everything* will be destroyed within about 7 minutes. Take them on their walk & let them find a 3” diameter log #DestructoDog
Absolutely no bloody idea. I actually didn’t have any idea what the flag of Brazil looks like.
But.
As we were always told at school. If it’s a multiple choice question where you’re asked to pick A,B,C or D. Just guess. You might get it right :)
But.
As we were always told at school. If it’s a multiple choice question where you’re asked to pick A,B,C or D. Just guess. You might get it right :)
Quiz Question- my theme this week is Flags (idea credit: @cha0tic.bsky.social)
How many stars are there on the flag of Brazil?
A) 19
B) 23
C) 27
D) 31
E) 34
Answer at 19:15.
#TheArchers
How many stars are there on the flag of Brazil?
A) 19
B) 23
C) 27
D) 31
E) 34
Answer at 19:15.
#TheArchers
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Absolutely no bloody idea. I actually didn’t have any idea what the flag of Brazil looks like.
But.
As we were always told at school. If it’s a multiple choice question where you’re asked to pick A,B,C or D. Just guess. You might get it right :)
But.
As we were always told at school. If it’s a multiple choice question where you’re asked to pick A,B,C or D. Just guess. You might get it right :)
Why do I even bother? The world is going to shit.
I… I… I…
I can’t do anything about it.
I… I…
Big Sigh.
I… I… I…
I can’t do anything about it.
I… I…
Big Sigh.
February 10, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Why do I even bother? The world is going to shit.
I… I… I…
I can’t do anything about it.
I… I…
Big Sigh.
I… I… I…
I can’t do anything about it.
I… I…
Big Sigh.
#WinterOlympics Maan! Watching women in lycra skating 1000m in just over a minute at around 33mph* Looking at the height difference in some of the athletes I’m wondering if being taller & having longer legs is an advantage?
*The skiers doing 90mph the other day had the advantage of gravity to help
*The skiers doing 90mph the other day had the advantage of gravity to help
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
#WinterOlympics Maan! Watching women in lycra skating 1000m in just over a minute at around 33mph* Looking at the height difference in some of the athletes I’m wondering if being taller & having longer legs is an advantage?
*The skiers doing 90mph the other day had the advantage of gravity to help
*The skiers doing 90mph the other day had the advantage of gravity to help
Hawaiian 5 O
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Hawaiian 5 O
☹️ 😡 I wish Ents were real 😡😡
A beautiful and healthy 400 year old oak tree near my house was mysteriously assessed as “dying” and cut down after surveyors said it was thriving
probably a coincidence that the landowner wants to let a local football club pave over the site but couldn’t bc of the tree
probably a coincidence that the landowner wants to let a local football club pave over the site but couldn’t bc of the tree
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
☹️ 😡 I wish Ents were real 😡😡
I have started watching #SuperbOwl & have absolutely no idea what is happening or how this game is played. I’m a bit irritated by how excited the commentators are.
This is from someone that grew up listening to Murray Walker & Stuart Hall commenting on sport :)
This is from someone that grew up listening to Murray Walker & Stuart Hall commenting on sport :)
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I have started watching #SuperbOwl & have absolutely no idea what is happening or how this game is played. I’m a bit irritated by how excited the commentators are.
This is from someone that grew up listening to Murray Walker & Stuart Hall commenting on sport :)
This is from someone that grew up listening to Murray Walker & Stuart Hall commenting on sport :)
The GUI on @bbciplayer.bsky.social on a smart TV combined with the fucking #Sky GUI & remote beamer. is absolutely ANGRY MAKING fucking rubbish. You can’t find the #WinterOlympics thing you want to watch. Neither are #FitForPurpose
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The GUI on @bbciplayer.bsky.social on a smart TV combined with the fucking #Sky GUI & remote beamer. is absolutely ANGRY MAKING fucking rubbish. You can’t find the #WinterOlympics thing you want to watch. Neither are #FitForPurpose
Watching more #WinterOlympics on catch up. Big Air snow boarding is bollocks. If there wasn’t a slow motion replay I would have no idea what they’ve done. Trying to watch Ice Hockey & it all happens too fast I can’t really tell what’s happening.
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Watching more #WinterOlympics on catch up. Big Air snow boarding is bollocks. If there wasn’t a slow motion replay I would have no idea what they’ve done. Trying to watch Ice Hockey & it all happens too fast I can’t really tell what’s happening.
Eh!? @jimaroid.bsky.social @darkdwarf.bsky.social didn’t you learn old fashioned logic style coding? IF THIS THEN THAT etc. (Syntax probably wrong)
Am I right in thinking. If smart people don’t like him. It means thick people like him?
Probably know other people that would know answer. Help please.
Am I right in thinking. If smart people don’t like him. It means thick people like him?
Probably know other people that would know answer. Help please.
February 8, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Eh!? @jimaroid.bsky.social @darkdwarf.bsky.social didn’t you learn old fashioned logic style coding? IF THIS THEN THAT etc. (Syntax probably wrong)
Am I right in thinking. If smart people don’t like him. It means thick people like him?
Probably know other people that would know answer. Help please.
Am I right in thinking. If smart people don’t like him. It means thick people like him?
Probably know other people that would know answer. Help please.
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings
Favourite things about being a venue tech’/Lampy:
Over Comms’ or walkie talkie:
“Have we got clearance?”
“Hang on… Yup.”
“OK. Standby house lights. Wait for my Gee Oh.
OK.
House lights. GO.”
You pressed that button & it went dark & 2-3000 people lost their shit.
😍
Favourite things about being a venue tech’/Lampy:
Over Comms’ or walkie talkie:
“Have we got clearance?”
“Hang on… Yup.”
“OK. Standby house lights. Wait for my Gee Oh.
OK.
House lights. GO.”
You pressed that button & it went dark & 2-3000 people lost their shit.
😍
#SundayPixBeginnings
#SundayPix
The show is just about to start
The point at which the audience goes quiet with hushed expectation.
#SundayPix
The show is just about to start
The point at which the audience goes quiet with hushed expectation.
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 AM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings
Favourite things about being a venue tech’/Lampy:
Over Comms’ or walkie talkie:
“Have we got clearance?”
“Hang on… Yup.”
“OK. Standby house lights. Wait for my Gee Oh.
OK.
House lights. GO.”
You pressed that button & it went dark & 2-3000 people lost their shit.
😍
Favourite things about being a venue tech’/Lampy:
Over Comms’ or walkie talkie:
“Have we got clearance?”
“Hang on… Yup.”
“OK. Standby house lights. Wait for my Gee Oh.
OK.
House lights. GO.”
You pressed that button & it went dark & 2-3000 people lost their shit.
😍
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings A picture of me holding Paddy PIP-PIP-PIPETTY-PIP! Out side work when Friend came to pick me up on a Friday. First time I met the pain in the hole new puppy #JRT she got 😂🤣 #DestructoDog
I love him really🙂
I love him really🙂
February 8, 2026 at 8:56 AM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings A picture of me holding Paddy PIP-PIP-PIPETTY-PIP! Out side work when Friend came to pick me up on a Friday. First time I met the pain in the hole new puppy #JRT she got 😂🤣 #DestructoDog
I love him really🙂
I love him really🙂
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings
3 allotment plots of bare soil. The pic’ taken in Feb’ 2021. Bare soil, but a classic, text book fine tilth with rows in. The owner has obviously planted seeds in the rows. Later in the year there will be some vegetables growing there.
3 allotment plots of bare soil. The pic’ taken in Feb’ 2021. Bare soil, but a classic, text book fine tilth with rows in. The owner has obviously planted seeds in the rows. Later in the year there will be some vegetables growing there.
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 AM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings
3 allotment plots of bare soil. The pic’ taken in Feb’ 2021. Bare soil, but a classic, text book fine tilth with rows in. The owner has obviously planted seeds in the rows. Later in the year there will be some vegetables growing there.
3 allotment plots of bare soil. The pic’ taken in Feb’ 2021. Bare soil, but a classic, text book fine tilth with rows in. The owner has obviously planted seeds in the rows. Later in the year there will be some vegetables growing there.
Decided to pin this post to the top of my feed. Do I need to say anything else about it?
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Decided to pin this post to the top of my feed. Do I need to say anything else about it?
Connections
Puzzle #973
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Wordle 1,695 4/6
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#waffle1479 1/5
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1145
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 51
🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com
🎬 Today's starter: 🅁🄴🄰🄿
Puzzle #973
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Wordle 1,695 4/6
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🔥 streak: 2
wafflegame.net
🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1145
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 51
🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com
🎬 Today's starter: 🅁🄴🄰🄿
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Connections
Puzzle #973
🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Wordle 1,695 4/6
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#waffle1479 1/5
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🔥 streak: 2
wafflegame.net
🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1145
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 51
🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com
🎬 Today's starter: 🅁🄴🄰🄿
Puzzle #973
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 1,695 4/6
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#waffle1479 1/5
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
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🔥 streak: 2
wafflegame.net
🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1145
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 51
🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com
🎬 Today's starter: 🅁🄴🄰🄿
Watching #WinterOlympics and loving this ‘bloke on skis being chased by a drone’ sport. Wondering if the drone is ever going to beat someone 🙂
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Watching #WinterOlympics and loving this ‘bloke on skis being chased by a drone’ sport. Wondering if the drone is ever going to beat someone 🙂
Friend is on hold to her housing association. The music is a bit like French band ‘Air’. I shall listen to ‘Moon Safari’ later.
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Friend is on hold to her housing association. The music is a bit like French band ‘Air’. I shall listen to ‘Moon Safari’ later.
#waffle1477 4/5
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🔥 streak: 1
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Connections
Puzzle #971
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Wordle 1,693 5/6
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🔥 streak: 1
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Connections
Puzzle #971
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Wordle 1,693 5/6
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February 6, 2026 at 6:16 AM
#waffle1477 4/5
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🔥 streak: 1
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Connections
Puzzle #971
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🔥 streak: 1
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Connections
Puzzle #971
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True fact. There is no such thing as too much BATTLE METAL
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
True fact. There is no such thing as too much BATTLE METAL
Cool as fuck. We did a rat dissection for A level Biology. One of the best educational things I ever did. A diagram in a book is all well and good. But actually opening something up and seeing how everything fits together. A proper learning experience.
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Cool as fuck. We did a rat dissection for A level Biology. One of the best educational things I ever did. A diagram in a book is all well and good. But actually opening something up and seeing how everything fits together. A proper learning experience.