Lord Whitmore Reans
@cha0tic.bsky.social
Misanthrope, living in two places in Staffordshire. I don’t have a home. I just have two places where I sleep. I like dogs. I make things. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers
“That’s a bit much”
Hang on.
Has Mega City 1 (East coast of America) become British? 🙂
Hang on.
Has Mega City 1 (East coast of America) become British? 🙂
Have the Judges finally gone too far? The 2000 AD Annual 2026 is out TOMORROW!
Grab your copy now - before it's CANCELLED!! https://bit.ly/4prqPNw
Grab your copy now - before it's CANCELLED!! https://bit.ly/4prqPNw
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“That’s a bit much”
Hang on.
Has Mega City 1 (East coast of America) become British? 🙂
Hang on.
Has Mega City 1 (East coast of America) become British? 🙂
Bloody hell. Some people have money to burn. Literally. By the sound of the fireworks noises round here.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bloody hell. Some people have money to burn. Literally. By the sound of the fireworks noises round here.
It really really is. I’m going to have to play it through several times to see what I can recognise. There’s a lot, but there’s also a lot of hidden subtlety. & I actually cheered at around 1’15” Geordie Australian heavy metal FTW
This really is good…
Here’s some fun from The Hood Internet. The last minute of this is just incredible. You clever clever clever bastards. youtu.be/MwDRyW43T6Y?...
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It really really is. I’m going to have to play it through several times to see what I can recognise. There’s a lot, but there’s also a lot of hidden subtlety. & I actually cheered at around 1’15” Geordie Australian heavy metal FTW
@rivercavy.bsky.social Have you seen the furniture company advert with the Guinea Pig?
And I’ve just realised how rubbish the advert was. In that I can’t remember the name of the company. But I thought of you. Someone has wasted a lot of money advertising at me 😀
And I’ve just realised how rubbish the advert was. In that I can’t remember the name of the company. But I thought of you. Someone has wasted a lot of money advertising at me 😀
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@rivercavy.bsky.social Have you seen the furniture company advert with the Guinea Pig?
And I’ve just realised how rubbish the advert was. In that I can’t remember the name of the company. But I thought of you. Someone has wasted a lot of money advertising at me 😀
And I’ve just realised how rubbish the advert was. In that I can’t remember the name of the company. But I thought of you. Someone has wasted a lot of money advertising at me 😀
I wish I’d had my flu’ jab. I’ve been off sick all week. & bingeing #DowntonAbbey there are some really shit things. When WW1 finishes there are still leaves on the trees. There are other shit plot things as well.
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I wish I’d had my flu’ jab. I’ve been off sick all week. & bingeing #DowntonAbbey there are some really shit things. When WW1 finishes there are still leaves on the trees. There are other shit plot things as well.
Had the lurgy all week & started watching #Downton I’m horrified by the upstairs downstairs malarkey. There is some mourning nonsense going on. The dowager has just said “No one wants to kiss a girl wearing black”. Fuck you, you old biddy. I’ve always been drawn towards #RockChicks & #GothGirls
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Had the lurgy all week & started watching #Downton I’m horrified by the upstairs downstairs malarkey. There is some mourning nonsense going on. The dowager has just said “No one wants to kiss a girl wearing black”. Fuck you, you old biddy. I’ve always been drawn towards #RockChicks & #GothGirls
Just been out for a ciggy. And it sounds like someone is flying a drone.
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just been out for a ciggy. And it sounds like someone is flying a drone.
NO!
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
NO!
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
Paddy on his walk yesterday. For the first time. I’ve noticed he spends about 90% of his time nose down, not looking where he’s going. When he does look up it’s because he’s heard something.
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Paddy on his walk yesterday. For the first time. I’ve noticed he spends about 90% of his time nose down, not looking where he’s going. When he does look up it’s because he’s heard something.
/cc @almurray.bsky.social looks like one for you and Mr Holland (I can’t find if he has a handle here)
Writing is in my family. My maternal great uncle had this book published by Macmillian about his escape from occupied France. He climbed the pyrenees with a partially amputated leg. #SundayPixBooks
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
/cc @almurray.bsky.social looks like one for you and Mr Holland (I can’t find if he has a handle here)
Continuing to watch the next episode of #MurderBeforeEvensong Vicar has just pronounced Diocesan as: ‘Dio-see-san’.
I’ve always heard it pronounced as: ‘Di-oss-a-san.
Anyone know which is correct as I don’t understand those weird, how to pronounce a word spelling & symbols they use in dictionaries.
I’ve always heard it pronounced as: ‘Di-oss-a-san.
Anyone know which is correct as I don’t understand those weird, how to pronounce a word spelling & symbols they use in dictionaries.
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Continuing to watch the next episode of #MurderBeforeEvensong Vicar has just pronounced Diocesan as: ‘Dio-see-san’.
I’ve always heard it pronounced as: ‘Di-oss-a-san.
Anyone know which is correct as I don’t understand those weird, how to pronounce a word spelling & symbols they use in dictionaries.
I’ve always heard it pronounced as: ‘Di-oss-a-san.
Anyone know which is correct as I don’t understand those weird, how to pronounce a word spelling & symbols they use in dictionaries.
Happy Halloween/Samhain & then Day of the dead/All Saints day and then All Souls’ Day To all who celebrate.
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Happy Halloween/Samhain & then Day of the dead/All Saints day and then All Souls’ Day To all who celebrate.
Shakshuka or Menemen for my tea.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Shakshuka or Menemen for my tea.
I hate the new #Mac advert.
“Every story you love, every invention that moves you, every idea you wished was yours, all began as nothing. Just a flicker on a screen, asking a simple question: What do you see?”
NO! It began in my head & then I probably used a pencil & some paper to flesh it out.
“Every story you love, every invention that moves you, every idea you wished was yours, all began as nothing. Just a flicker on a screen, asking a simple question: What do you see?”
NO! It began in my head & then I probably used a pencil & some paper to flesh it out.
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I hate the new #Mac advert.
“Every story you love, every invention that moves you, every idea you wished was yours, all began as nothing. Just a flicker on a screen, asking a simple question: What do you see?”
NO! It began in my head & then I probably used a pencil & some paper to flesh it out.
“Every story you love, every invention that moves you, every idea you wished was yours, all began as nothing. Just a flicker on a screen, asking a simple question: What do you see?”
NO! It began in my head & then I probably used a pencil & some paper to flesh it out.
Bottling the Damson Gin. 8 x 330ml bottles. Any idea if there’s anything I can do with the Damsons?
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Bottling the Damson Gin. 8 x 330ml bottles. Any idea if there’s anything I can do with the Damsons?
Oh noes! There were people of colour in the adverts in the break!
#FuckOffRacists
#FuckOffRacists
October 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oh noes! There were people of colour in the adverts in the break!
#FuckOffRacists
#FuckOffRacists
Thanks to @swanljenn.bsky.social & @goldilevels.bsky.social I am starting to rewatch ‘Foyles War’ #CosyCrime #FoylesWar
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Thanks to @swanljenn.bsky.social & @goldilevels.bsky.social I am starting to rewatch ‘Foyles War’ #CosyCrime #FoylesWar
Bleets Passim. Neighbours were kind enough to bring me an increased risk of blindness. Chinese friend returned from visit to his homeland & brought me cigarettes.
They probably have dire warnings of death. I don’t think it counts if I can’t understand the text 🙂 #YouHaveToDieOfSomething
They probably have dire warnings of death. I don’t think it counts if I can’t understand the text 🙂 #YouHaveToDieOfSomething
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bleets Passim. Neighbours were kind enough to bring me an increased risk of blindness. Chinese friend returned from visit to his homeland & brought me cigarettes.
They probably have dire warnings of death. I don’t think it counts if I can’t understand the text 🙂 #YouHaveToDieOfSomething
They probably have dire warnings of death. I don’t think it counts if I can’t understand the text 🙂 #YouHaveToDieOfSomething
#SundayPix #SundayPixWombat I don’t have any pictures of @wombat37.bsky.social I can contribute to the #tag
The fact that there is a #tag thing/game/event called #SundayPix & #SundayPix<Subject> well. That’s all down to him & it’s given me a lot of pleasure over the years. Long may it continue.
The fact that there is a #tag thing/game/event called #SundayPix & #SundayPix<Subject> well. That’s all down to him & it’s given me a lot of pleasure over the years. Long may it continue.
October 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
#SundayPix #SundayPixWombat I don’t have any pictures of @wombat37.bsky.social I can contribute to the #tag
The fact that there is a #tag thing/game/event called #SundayPix & #SundayPix<Subject> well. That’s all down to him & it’s given me a lot of pleasure over the years. Long may it continue.
The fact that there is a #tag thing/game/event called #SundayPix & #SundayPix<Subject> well. That’s all down to him & it’s given me a lot of pleasure over the years. Long may it continue.
Took Paddy out for his walk and saw a #PartyPoliticalBroadcast for #Reform A wheelbarrow load of Horseshit. #AWheelBarrowFullOfHorseShit
October 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Took Paddy out for his walk and saw a #PartyPoliticalBroadcast for #Reform A wheelbarrow load of Horseshit. #AWheelBarrowFullOfHorseShit
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
A neat tool I just came across: Viabundus, a digital road map of northern Europe 1350-1650, that lets you calculate contemporary travel routes/times. In 1500, going Amiens → Köln by horse took almost 7 days and 13 toll payments.
#medievalsky
www.landesgeschichte.uni-goettingen.de/handelsstras...
#medievalsky
www.landesgeschichte.uni-goettingen.de/handelsstras...
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Bloody #FlagShaggers are out in force in Uttoxeter. Not a good picture, they’re not just the cross of St George. They have a shield in the middle with the Cross of St George and then an eagle head either side facing inwards. Looks like a far right flag to me ☹️😡
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Bloody #FlagShaggers are out in force in Uttoxeter. Not a good picture, they’re not just the cross of St George. They have a shield in the middle with the Cross of St George and then an eagle head either side facing inwards. Looks like a far right flag to me ☹️😡
A fine Autumn day with a chill in the air.
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
A fine Autumn day with a chill in the air.
This is a very important point.
Which voters should remember. And something many MPs should remember.
Which voters should remember. And something many MPs should remember.
It should be noted that Caerphilly is not *ruled* by their Senedd member, it is *represented* by them.
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is a very important point.
Which voters should remember. And something many MPs should remember.
Which voters should remember. And something many MPs should remember.