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Alana Wolfgang-Duran 🇵🇸
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Aspirational cookbook wrangler.
Beleagured cinephile.
Chunky board game and book hoarder.
Dedicated and medicated.
Educational consultant.
Frankly just jazzed to be here!
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I always make the resolution to eat better/cook more/get healthy... AKA the classics. But as the great @hilgoldstein.bsky.social once said, "Resolutions are stupid. Just do the thing."

So I'm going to do the thing and post the good food in this thread so I don't forget. Anyway, here's Wonderwall...
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I always make the resolution to eat better/cook more/get healthy... AKA the classics. But as the great @hilgoldstein.bsky.social once said, "Resolutions are stupid. Just do the thing."

So I'm going to do the thing and post the good food in this thread so I don't forget. Anyway, here's Wonderwall...
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I have been really enjoying being part of a co-op. I've been eating more fruits and veg, it has been easier for my brain to meal plan, AND we have been saving a lot of money.

I'm housesitting in a home with a great kitchen this weekend, and their pets have been excellent sous chefs. This is my joy
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Izzy stole my breakfast kolache. Look at those claws! She got a taste of the peach jelly and I've never seen her tail puff up so quickly. #catsofbluesky #petsofbluesky 🐈🐈‍⬛🐱
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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“Yes, life is a complete dumpster fire, but I am reminded that I am not alone, that I am in this with many others.”

Gift link:
Alice Wong, Writer and Relentless Advocate for Disability Rights, Dies at 51
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I don't use #GoodReads for much beyond the #books Choice Awards.

WOOF. Did AI populate the choices? No cool finds, no new/returning categories, no surprises beyond the usual seventh in a series or a well past their prime author. And still so many books out of their proper category!

Disappointed 💙📚
a man in a tie is talking to a woman .
ALT: a man in a tie is talking to a woman .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It only took YEARS, but I earned my first location #FitBit badge!
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Dreams do come true! Ham Beaver!
#F1 #MexicanGP
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I got on Twitter to follow Occupy Wall Street and, 14 years later, we are now the 99.8%.

HOW TF DID WE LET THIS WORLD HAPPEN.
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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When they say reading comprehension is down in America, this is what they mean (the headline, not OP):
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have officially reached the point of grad work that I must delve into absurdism to survive.

In my scenario, Quinn must complete her e-learning module while working around the prestigious preschool interviews for her two sets of twins and still getting them to "Zither Tuning and Tumbling" on time.
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
A call out and a call to action that I felt in my bones. With all the radio static we have these days, the clarity of Eileen Gonzalez's writing is a breath of fresh air.
October 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Top 10 Rally Reminders for #NoKingsDayOct18th
October 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I know today is a big day for a lot of #TaylorSwift fans, but y'all...

I've been waiting to be seen at the pulmonologist's for an hour. The nurses were finally able to get ahold of my doc who apparently said "Sorry, 'Showgirl' just released this morning and made me forget I was in clinic today."
October 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you…

Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest.

The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.
September 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Played #Dulce on 2025-09-28 with 2 players, winning score: 54 #bgstats

Average as a solo, but as a 2+ player? GAWD AWFUL.
September 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Played #Flamecraft on 2025-09-27 with 2 players, winning score: 52 #bgstats #boardgames

I am Daniel and Daniel is me.
September 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I am truly not one to shit on the refs. It's a hard job. But it's like the ref is literally sleeping at this #Arsenal and #ManCity game. Haaland should have been carded for touching the ball while Raya had it, surely. #coyg
September 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Arsenal looks so messy. I don't know what the hell is going on. #coyg
September 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
After the VA Tech shooting, a guy came on the UVU campus, armed to the teeth with guns, to protest his right to bear arms. I remember hiding behind chairs as he walked through the Hall of Flags, holding a stranger because we were sure we were about to die.

The IRONY of today shouldn't be lost.
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Salt Lake City has a innovative food scene, especially for a city that still thinks it is a small town.

Blatch's Vegan BBQ is part of that story.

They've worked hard to make compassionate food accessible. They help others with mutual aid- time to show up for them.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebui...
Donate to Help Rebuild Blatch's Backyard BBQ After Fire, organized by Travis Richards
Story: Blatch’s Backyard BBQ, our beloved Salt Lake City st… Travis Richards needs your support for Help Rebuild Blatch's Backyard BBQ After Fire
www.gofundme.com
September 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I get to go home earlier than expected from petsitting today! Even though I love these sweet babes, it will be so nice to have three full days at home before I'm back out on the road again. #petsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky #catsofbkuesky
September 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM