Alana Wolfgang-Duran 🇵🇸
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ceraphimfalls.bsky.social
Alana Wolfgang-Duran 🇵🇸
@ceraphimfalls.bsky.social
Aspirational cookbook wrangler.
Beleagured cinephile.
Chunky board game and book hoarder.
Dedicated and medicated.
Educational consultant.
Frankly just jazzed to be here!
My body is a struggle because every problem I have contradicts the recommendations for another problem. But y'all, look how balanced this meal is! It is so tasty and so filling and I feel good after eating it.
- a whole cucumber, Japanese style
- an egg w/ parm
- quinoa and brown rice
- chocy milk
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Must be a classy joint! Our nearest one smells like cat pee and burned hair.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oooo I have new listening today! Thank you!
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Have you ever listened to Max Richter's reimagining of The Four Seasons? It's incredible!
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Serve it a bowl, use your fingers, and get messy. That's how my grandpa served them. The kids would emerge with stained faces and shirts, and our furious aunties (who had used knives and forks) would have towels and bowl of water ready to go on the table to scrub our faces clean. Let it fall apart!
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What did y'all bake? I kept walking back and forth in front of our cookbook shelf this afternoon, looking at "100 Cookies" and making myself sad by leaving it in its place.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So true 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You don't need an intervention! The sex worker and a church set of idioms is my favorite! They're classic! I use "I'm sweating like a whore in church" all the time.
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Who is cutting onions in here?
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Did you see the Korean film it is based on "Save the Green Planet"? If so, any thoughts on how the two compare? StGP is one of my favorite movies, so I'm hesitant to go see it unless I know Bugonia can stick the landing.
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I know there's a lot of intricacies in your situation and I wish I was there to help. I have some health things coming up that are going to require physical therapy/discipline requiring things that I'm no good at. Maybe we could be each other's pep squad/check-in buddies as we try to get better?
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Super helpful! Thank you! We were still playing through the first arc, so I guess we pick up the rest of that? I don't know. This business is so weird. I'm surprised that they don't offer a print-on-demand option, especially with how much easier that is to do now, so long as you don't want the box.
October 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Can you give me the TL;DR on what's happening? Sorry to ask. I've been trying to save money so I have been consciously staying away from board game feeds. Plus, all the tariff layoffs and news are just making me sad. Gotta keep some of my hope for me, you know?
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I swear, I know so many people with horror stories when it comes to the actual carpal tunnel surgery. I'm sorry they didn't anesthetise you properly. But how cool was it to see them at work!?

I hope your sweet mom helps you make chocolate cookies while you recover. Wish I could be there to help.
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM